The customer service cutie almost cried and changed the name of the online store, and after the change, it was a screenshot sent to Sun Ting with tears.

After sending the screenshot, the customer service cutie went offline directly, and I quit! Can't I hide if I can't be provoked?

Jiang Yan's people don't know about the inner collapse of the customer service cutie, but when he sees the screenshot of the store name that changed a certain country to Guangxi received on Sun Ting's mobile phone, Jiang Yan can imagine how the customer service cutie has been hurt in his heart.

"Humph! Do you dare to sell dried mangoes from a certain country? I can't kill you! Looking at the screenshot sent by the customer service cutie, Sun Ting closed the communication software and said to herself.

Sweat! How angry you are, this is! Jiang Yan couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat on his head, how could this girl feel more angry than herself!

At this time, Sun Ting stopped "flirting" with the customer service beauty, and the crowd around her to watch the excitement once again shifted their attention to Liu Busy and Li Er. The two of them did not bring any protective equipment, and sat in front of the watermelons one by one with rubber bands for the watermelons.

At this time, more than ten minutes have passed, and more than 300 rubber bands have been covered, and then look at the watermelon, the originally round watermelon has begun to deform, and the finger that makes Li Er poke the watermelon from time to time, in the face of this naked teasing, I don't know if the watermelon will cry!

Seeing that the "experiment" of the two goods had not yet come to fruition, and it would not be effective within three or five minutes, Jiang Yan sat aside and took out his mobile phone, and got together with his girlfriend to play Weibo.

On Weibo, after Jiang Yan's debut of "China's fifth great invention - emojis", some of Jiang Yan's fans began to make their own emojis, after this two hours, various emojis have appeared on Weibo, at first it was limited to Jiang Yan's fans, and as time went by, some netizens who were not Jiang Yan's fans and didn't even know Jiang Yan also started to use emojis! And it's all fun.

Looking at the Weibo that was swiped by emojis, Jiang Yan felt a sense of accomplishment in his heart, thinking of the emojis that could be seen everywhere on the Internet in his previous life, and seeing this phenomenon in this world because of his own intervention, Jiang Yan's heart was satisfied.

"Look! Look! What am I talking about? Emojis are on fire! You see, so many people like this form, this is all the credit of my family Qingxuan! While showing off, he didn't forget to praise Su Qingxuan, he didn't forget that Su Qingxuan was not happy because of this before.

"You're stinking poor!" Su Qingxuan waited for him with a funny look.

"Hey, hey! Anyway, the experiment of the two second-hand goods has to come to fruition, let's brush it to see what interesting emojis have appeared after my Qingxuan's baby series! Jiang Yan laughed at Su Qingxuan's scolding.

Jiang Yan, who seriously brushed up Weibo, found a phenomenon, perhaps because of the recent dispute between China and a certain country over the sea area, most of the emojis on Weibo are about this topic.

Just like the one Jiang Yan saw, he directly got a picture: I don't accept it! Not involved! Nonrecognition! The life of such a Chinese response to the arbitration case was made into a big picture and placed there.

There are also people who directly made an image of Guanyin, and there is a sentence below: I heard that someone wants to grab land with me! Everyone understands this picture, Guanyin? Who doesn't know where their territory is? The address of the permanent unit of the purple bamboo forest in Luojia Mountain is believed to be known to those who have seen the mythical story.

Swiping down, Jiang Yan saw a picture emoji titled "I won't even give you a fish", there are two villains in the picture, the first villain is holding a fish: I didn't see this fish in the South China Sea.

The second villain made a move to throw away the fish: I won't give it to you if I throw it away!

Burst! These people, why are they so lacking in virtue! Looking at these emojis amused Jiang Yan.

Hearing Jiang Yan's words, Su Qingxuan and Su Qingmei looked at him with strange faces: Lack of morality? Are you embarrassed to say that others lack morality?

All right! Jiang Yan admitted that no one can compare to him in terms of lack of morality.

The entire Weibo was bombarded with various emojis from netizens, and Jiang Yan also happily participated in it watching netizens play.

What kind of character is this! With the character of not being afraid of the ground that day, what did he dare not say? Therefore, the big star who is not afraid of being held against others directly made a set of emojis on his mobile phone and posted it on his Weibo.

"Watching everyone have a lot of fun, I'm also here to join in the fun, if you don't have enough fun to fly, don't chase me! I just want to tell a certain country that it's not our country that bullies you, and we don't want to talk nonsense to you, just emojis can torture you to death! ”

After posting this paragraph, this product got a set of emojis:

The first one: a beautiful woman with a familiar face of netizens, a smiling expression, and a sentence on the picture "Am I giving you face" fully shows the demeanor of Huaguo as a state of etiquette in an ancient civilization, even if you are all shameless, our people can still respond to you with a smile like a spring breeze.

The second one: It's still the same person, with a different scene, a change of clothes, and a different expression, still showing the demeanor of our great country. Just ask you, did we give you face?

The third one: It's a different person, or that kind of occasion, our big country treats people impeccably, but what do you sell dried mangoes to mix with on such a grand occasion? So! Mango sellers, please get out!

After that, the vast number of people in China were also not willing to lag behind, and different types of people told you: Offend my China, Dad let your bananas be unsalable. The island is ours, the dried fish is also ours, and if Dad is still here, you are not qualified to take the property. Unfilial sons sell your fruits with peace of mind, and you have to be stupid to grab some sea areas, you think you are a Pirate of the Caribbean!

As soon as Weibo was posted, there were a bunch of comments below.

"Haha! This is the cultural export of my great country! The fifth great invention of China - emoji! Jiang Yan is 66, this invention appeared too timely! ”

"Magnificent my Huaguo emoji!"

"Haha! When it comes to lack of morality, I don't accept anyone, only Jiang Yan! When it comes to YY, I don't accept anyone, only a small country in the south! ”

"Hahaha! Boss Jiang Yan is right, wouldn't it be good to go home and plant your mangoes, what kind of heart of the sea is it! As soon as he sells fruits, he still wants to cross the sea, and he really thinks of himself as a Pirate of the Caribbean! ”

Looking at the comments of netizens, Jiang Yan couldn't help but rub his nose: Ya, you lack virtue, you lack virtue in all episodes! Dude is so beautiful in this thing, why is there a lack of morality?

Without waiting for him to leave a message and earn a few words with netizens on the serious philosophical question of whether he lacks virtue or not, Liu Busy and Li Er, who had been busy for more than half an hour, put more than 700 rubber bands on the watermelon, spoke up.

"Haha! It's almost done! Looking at the watermelon that was completely strangled into an oval shape, Liu hurriedly laughed twice.

Saying that, Liu hurriedly put the 725th rubber band on the watermelon, and then the two of them quickly retreated, waiting for the watermelon, which had endured many humiliations, to explode completely.

Seeing that the two of them had withdrawn, everyone also focused their eyes on the watermelon, quietly waiting for it to burst.

Ten seconds passed, and the oval-shaped watermelon showed no signs of exploding, "Wait, wait, it should be almost!" The watermelon of our country is stronger than the watermelon of crooked nuts! 686 crooked nuts exploded directly, and 725 of our Huaguo have not exploded! "Seeing that everyone is looking at themselves, it means that they are asking if you can do it? Liu hurriedly laughed twice.

Half a minute passed, and the watermelon was already crumbling under the destruction of the rubber band, but it still did not burst. Feeling the gaze of everyone again, Liu was a little busy.

"This watermelon is quite tough! Let's move on! Liu hurriedly said a word to Li Er and walked to the table, followed by Li Er.

Li Er, who walked over, did not directly put a rubber band on the watermelon, but teased the watermelon first. In the dull gaze of everyone, this tease leaned his face in front of the watermelon, stretched out a finger and pointed at the watermelon: "Sample, you are quite Nayler!" ”

As he spoke, he poked the watermelon again: "You are very sturdy!" ”

I clicked again: "Sample, you are still hard!" After saying this, he directly put a rubber band on the watermelon, and seeing that the watermelon was fine, Liu Busy also put one on it.

After waiting for a while, the watermelon still didn't burst, and Li Er put on one again. After waiting for a few more seconds, the watermelon still had no intention of exploding, even though it had been deformed.

"Oops! Haven't exploded yet? This watermelon is really a bit amazing! Seeing that the watermelon hadn't exploded yet, Liu Busy smiled and picked up a rubber band again.

"Yes! Could it be that by coincidence, we jumped to a battle melon with a watermelon seed? Li Er said, seeing Liu Busy picking up the rubber band again, Li Er stopped him, "It feels almost, why don't you wait first!" ”

"Okay!" Liu hurriedly put down the rubber band.

After waiting for a few more seconds, the watermelon still didn't explode, and Li Er decided to take a closer look. He stretched out his head and looked at the oval-shaped watermelon from above, looking at it with a serious look of study. At this moment, a strange thought flashed in Jiang Yan's mind: This thing really has a spirit of dedication to science!

And then

It was at this time

The watermelon exploded with a bang!

You thought the story was over here? Hum! Then you would underestimate our watermelon king! The teasing Li Er and Liu Zuo have been busy destroying our watermelon for so long, and the exploding watermelon king took revenge on the two of them once at the cost of their lives.

Although I exploded, I didn't suffer either, this is the last thought of Watermelon Jun before he left this world!

Liu Busy, who was caught off guard by the sudden burst of melon, did not escape the aftermath of the watermelon explosion and was poured with watermelon juice.

Of course, he was still lucky, and Li Er was watching the watermelon's explosion at close range when the watermelon exploded. At the moment of popping the melon, hundreds of leather bands that were put on the watermelon were struck in the face. In an instant, his face was swollen into a watermelon.

Burst!

Hahahaha!

I'm sorry, I know it's not supposed to be laughing here, but I'm still hahahahahahahaha

Seeing the two of them teasing, the audience burst into laughter!