"What bird thing do you think of again!?" Under the threat of death, what etiquette is respectful and humble, Zhang Xiaoqiang's traditional virtues are all left behind. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The old man was a little excited and incoherent: "Also, what else can it be, mouth, password." ”

"What's the password!?"

"Activate the auto-control password!"

Putting aside the past, Zhang Xiaoqiang forced a sentence of "roll the calf" to send the old man away.

But now...... At the critical moment of life and death, Zhang Xiaoqiang can only be a dead horse as a live horse doctor.

"Say! What is the password!? ”

"Listen up! The password is...... "Straighten up, the old man looks like a pious old god: "Read it to me." ”

"For love and peace!"

"For Love...... With peace! ”

"For the equality of all beings!"

"For the sake of ...... All are equal! ”

"In my blood, in my body,"

If it weren't for the fact that there was really no way, Zhang Xiaoqiang really wanted to kick the old god stick.

This Nima password...... I'm about to throw up.

"In the name of the contract, I release your soul and awaken, Sleeping Dragon! Ao Lie! ”

Noncommittal, Zhang Xiaoqiang did not fall a word, and endured gagging, discomfort, and aggrieved recitation.

"It's over!?" After reading it, Zhang Xiaoqiangzheng asked.

"It's over!" The old man nodded.

So the question is...... "Is this anything changing?" ”

Zhang Xiaoqiang roared at the top of his throat.

Isuzu is still struggling there, and the curb crash barrier is getting closer and closer.

However, after reciting the disgusting password for a long time, I didn't ...... at all There is no use for fart.

"Uh...... This one...... It shouldn't be! The old man was a little embarrassed.

"! You old bastard...... O God! I was actually fooled by you before I died!! Closing his eyes, Zhang Xiaoqiang lost hope.

"But, maybe it's my password ......"

"Bang! Bang! Click! Whoa! ”

The front of the car ended up crashing into the curb guardrail.

Immediately after that, Zhang Xiaoqiang was pulled forward and overturned, and the safety belt began to extend rapidly.

When Zhang Xiaoqiang was about to make close contact with the steering wheel, he was hit backwards again.

It's a feeling that's more thrilling than the most thrilling roller coaster in the world.

After completing the "breakthrough", the loose Isuzu jumped out of the curb without hesitation, and below was a steep slope dozens of meters high.

But Isuzu's speed was too fast, and he jumped directly into the air.

Finished! Zhang Xiaoqiang was desperate.

Everything I had experienced in my life began to pass through my mind like a movie.

This is a precursor to death, Zhang Xiaoqiang does not remember dabbling in any literary masterpieces, the book says that people will fall into memories of the past when they are about to die.

"Mom! Brother doesn't want to die yet! Brother is still young! Brother hasn't married a wife and had children yet! Brother is still ......."

"Who is knocking on my window again...... I want to live another 500 years...... It's a big deal...... start all over again" The car radio suddenly played various pieces of music inexplicably.

Listening to these charming music, Zhang Xiaoqiang came from his heart.

This Nima is really a product of the heavenly realm! Intelligent control, unmanned driving...... "Your sister's broken car!!" Do you dare to do something useful!? ”

"Who are you scolding for the broken car!?" The sound of the radio patchwork is a little weird, but ......

This Nima has auditory hallucinations, it's over! The countdown to death is on.

Zhang Xiaoqiang gave up, he simply closed his eyes, and there was a strange sound in his ears.

"Hey, what's going on!?" Inside the Land Rover, the man in black frowned and asked.

The man in black slowly released the brake, looked at the broken curb guardrail and grinned: "The devil knows!" That guy is dead anyway! Let's go, you can go back and get the money. ”

Just about to give oil and leave, suddenly, the man in black felt that there was a shiny light in front of him.

What the heck!? Raising his palm in front of his eyes, the man in black was inexplicable.

Then there was an eerie scene, a piece of peeking out from the shattering guardrail.

"That's ......"

The throat seemed to be blocked by something, and the fingers of the black-clothed man No. 1 leaned forward faintly.

The man in black, who was busy turning around, heard that No. 1's voice was wrong, and joked with a smile: "As for it, it's just a small job, don't you need to be so excited?" ”

"No, no, no, no, no...... You, you, that, that, this ......" The tongue seemed to be discounted, and the second man in black couldn't say anything.

This time, the No. 1 man in black was hooked up, and he turned his head while playing: "Ouch, I said brother, you, why are you so excited, you can't talk ...... Fog grass!! ”

His eyes were wide open, and the man in black had a half-open mouth and a two-faced face.

In his eyes, a spiral-like iron bump on the top of his head was suspended in the air, slowly rising in the air.

The car can fly, can you believe it!?

The man in black, No. 1, No. 2, was stunned by the scene in front of him, and his eyes were about to burst out.

At this time, Zhang Xiaoqiang ...... It's like sitting on the clouds.

It feels ...... Could it be that my brother has already gone to heaven?

I said that God must take me to be thin, just my brother's character, if I don't go to heaven, I'm sorry for our face.

Oh, this paradise is so dark, why don't you even turn on the lights...... Well, the gods estimate that their eyesight is good, so they don't need it.

At the same time, the two men in black had long mouths and probed their tongues, still in a confused state.

"What's that?"

"I don't know."

"Mercedes has a new product?"

"Look at the styling...... Concept car bar. ”

"Can you still fly?"

"Probably...... NEW FEATURES. ”

"It's awesome."

"Yes, that's right!"

"But...... Do you feel familiar? ”

"Is there one?" Turning on the high beams, and then the vision of the lights turned on, the second man in black stepped forward and took a closer look, then swallowed and spat in amazement: "Fog grass!" Yes, yes, yes, yes, it's that kid's car! ”

Isuzu's Peugeot stands out against the high beams.

The men in black are stupid, they can't think of any car that Isuzu can fly anyway!

"Lao Tzu said that things are not that simple!"

"Looks like we're in for a hard time!"

"Hehe, hard stubble is a good thing, we have to ask them to add money when we go back!"

"It must be, but ...... Before that, we have to send that kid to the west first! ”

"Bang! Bang! Bang! The pistol poked out and hit the Isuzu body with a loud noise.

Huh~ What's going on!?

Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was also aware of the movement outside the car, looked around, it didn't matter, he was really startled.

It's not a Land Rover over there! It's not heaven here! So what is this......

As the brain short-circuited, the voice on the radio rang out again: "Ignorant human! Can you go to the West Heaven casually? ”

Leaned back suddenly, if it weren't for the lack of space, Zhang Xiaoqiang's feet would have shrunk to the seat.

In order to make sure that he was not overly frightened and had auditory hallucinations, Zhang Xiaoqiang slapped himself twice in the face.

"Ouch!"

"What are you doing!" The Great Sage angrily scolded Zhang Xiaoqiang with cross-eyed.

Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't care about the Great Sage, pointed to the radio, and asked in a voice that was extremely demanding and eager for scientific exploration: "You, you, are you Bumblebee, or Optimus Prime!?" (To be continued.) )