Chapter 24: Who Are You?
I guess they must not know what was put in Happy Camp tonight.
Looking at the afterimage of Ferrari disappearing on the street corner, Zhang Xiaoqiang said viciously.
At this time, the old man suddenly rushed out: "Hehe, see it, this is what happens if you don't listen to the old man's command, what's the matter, you ...... now"
"Get out!!"
A wave of grief and indignation surged in his chest, and Zhang Xiaoqiang's belly howled again.
Zi once said: chromophobia.
Since you can't get this "sex", you have to fill your stomach.
Zhang Xiaoqiang, who decided to turn his grief into appetite, went to the cafeteria with great momentum.
When the surrounding classmates saw a ragged beggar coming in, they automatically moved out of the way by 3 meters.
Zhang Xiaoqiang was also unambiguous, ignoring the strange eyes of others.
He is angry, and his heart is not money, Lao Tzu will show you a hao today.
Yuan stared, seeing that everyone owed him money, Zhang Xiaoqiang just rubbed up to the second floor of the cafeteria
The second floor of the canteen is a small restaurant specially opened by the school to improve the students' food, because it is outsourced, the food inside is much better than the hall on the first floor, but the price is also more expensive.
Zhang Xiaoqiang usually came to dinner, but most of them were classmates' birthday treats, so he came over to make a part and made a cameo appearance as a passer-by by the way.
When it comes to personal consumption, today is the first time.
Pushing open the door of the restaurant, a cool air blew on his body, and Zhang Xiaoqiang felt comfortable for no reason.
After entering, he pulled open a chair and stool and sat down.
"Waiter! Order! ”
"Get out!" A middle-aged man with a big vest and a meaty face pointed to the door and shouted.
Zhang Xiaoqiang was stupid when he landed, he looked left and right, it seemed that the middle-aged man was talking about him.
"I ...... Dine. Identifying himself, his tone was obviously a little weaker than just now.
"You eat? Are you kid rich? ”
Depend on! Nowadays, Zhang Xiaoqiang's most sensitive thing is that others say that he has no money, so he immediately reached out from his pocket and took out all the "net worth", and then slammed it on the dining table.
"Smack!"
"Is this enough for a meal at your place?"
I'm a grumpy! Dare to look down on Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will take money and smash Y to death!
"Hehe, classmate, of course this money is enough. Say, what do you want to eat? Let me tell you, we have a lot of dishes here, Cantonese cuisine, Sichuan cuisine can be done, this is the menu, you can take a look. ”
A fair, slender hand passed it from behind the side, holding a menu in the palm of his hand.
Zhang Xiaoqiang turned around, and as far as he could see was a beautiful young woman who was 30 years old, in line with his enthusiasm for scientific inquiry, Zhang Xiaoqiang's eyes immediately fell on the most prominent part of the young woman's body...... 36D! What a big "murder weapon".
Hum! Another Lord who sees men with dogs' eyes!
Split his legs, Zhang Xiaoqiang casually flicked open the menu sent by the young woman, and then said "domineering side leakage": "Don't look at it, bring me a vegetarian fried vegetables, mapo tofu, chili shredded pork, remember more meat and less pepper, too spicy is not good for the skin." That's it for now, hurry up! ”
With two backhand swings, Zhang Xiaoqiang pretended to be impatient.
Hearing this, the young woman hesitated: "Uh...... That, you're ......."
"I know, you're trying to say I can't eat that much alone, do you? Hmph, buddy is used to this, and you will never touch chopsticks for less than three dishes for lunch! Don't worry, buddy has money, you are indispensable, you hurry up and bring me the dishes. ”
Very satisfied with the young woman's stunned expression, Zhang Xiaoqiang finally experienced the feeling of rushing to the local tyrant.
It's just that......
"Hehe, classmate, you misunderstood, I didn't mean that. So what...... Where are you...... The zipper is not off. ”
Looking at the peach blossom eyes of the young woman, the center of Zhang Xiaoqiang's forked thigh is not "wide open".
I said "Second Master" why is it cold all the way......
Hurriedly closing his legs, Zhang Xiaoqiang leaned under the table and groped for the "second master" to close the door.
Thanks to today's "six purity", otherwise, in this restless summer, if the "second master" does not control his feelings, and "sings" to the habitual "singing" like in the past, it will be ......
After this episode, Zhang Xiaoqiang's love for pretending to be a local tyrant was half extinguished.
After hastily finishing lunch, he fled back to the dormitory.
Opening the door, Er Fat was sitting on a stool smoking the computer, Zhang Xiaoqiang glanced at him and asked weakly: "Are you still killing?" ”
"Kill the hair! I was angry when I said that, I was going to score today, but I didn't know that the match was all cheating. ”
"Isn't it, so decrepit?"
"Yes, I also think it's not right today's yellow calendar, and I came back to check, it's Saturday today, and elementary school students are on vacation...... Hey, now, people's hearts are scattered, and the team is not easy to lead! Lao Tzu kept the "bronze two" for 2 years, and Y's was plagued by those bear children in the morning before liberation. ”
"Oh, so you're still staring at the computer and not sleeping? That's not your style, is it? ”
"Alas, the current world pattern is complicated, I will study and study, you can sleep first."
The big mistake of the world, the second fat does not engage in "art", but instead studies the major event of "Guo Jia", which is comparable to the existence of "Columbus discovers the New World".
Zhang Xiaoqiang involuntarily looked back again, and faintly saw the content displayed on the screen: "Yo, it's okay, fat man, you can read the English version?" ”
"There's no way, this thing has to be seen over the wall, and the latest in China is hard to find. ”
"Oh, yes." The bottom of my heart floats up and admires, the same is ** silk, you look at other people's second fat, and then look at yourself...... Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't help but sigh and sighed.
He subconsciously probed and moved slightly closer to the computer desk so that he could clearly see what was on the screen:
“EDK881,hd1089,ABS808……”
Dogs can't change ****!
"You kid take it easy, go down so much, be careful to destroy it."
"Alas, it's okay, it's okay, my brother has practiced...... Alas, this man is...... Su Leng Che, right? ”
Hearing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang was stunned for a moment, then pricked his butt with a needle, jumped up from the bed, and then rushed to Er Fat: "Where?" Where? How many numbers? ”
Damn it! asked Y to open a room with a little white face, and now it's been exposed.
The second fat turned to the side of the bun face, staring at Zhang Xiaoqiang like a monster for a long time.
Then, a rather in-depth question was asked: "Who are you?" ”
"Nonsense! I'm your strong brother! ”
Black lacquer horses, torn and dirty clothes, coupled with the natural phenomenon caused by burning the brain and sweating, you really can't be fat for the sake of "not knowing the goods".
"Are you Xiaoqiang? Why are you like this? Struck by lightning? ”
"You Y was just struck by lightning, open your kryptonite pig eyes and take a good look, you can give me a try in this weather!"
"Oh" Zheng'er Bajing checked the weather outside the house at the window, and the second fat thoughtfully: "Then what are you...... Electrified? ”
"I ......" speechless!
"stop, hurry up and open the little movie!"