"Little fart movie! I said you can't be sunny! Don't be stupid. ”

With a holy light on his face, Er Fat reached out and silently closed the page full of "seeds" and "numbers", and then moved the mouse to click on the news window that popped up by the penguin on the lower right foot of the screen.

In the eye, the header reads:

"Xingyun Entertainment's young son has a new love? Qin Ershao opened a room with a beautiful college student Hilton! ”

Depend on! It's been a long time in the news!

Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was a little disappointed, motioned to the second fat scroll bar, he was not half interested in the content of the report.

is the second fat, the "paparazzi" hidden in his body is about to move, and his eyes are firmly fixed on the explosive photos attached to the news.

"Hey, this isn't our school!" Pointing to a set of photos, Er Fat exclaimed.

In the photo, a streamlined "Ferrari" is parked diagonally at the entrance of Yucai School, and a man and a woman are talking with a smile next to the car.

MD Dog Man and Woman! As soon as he saw these two people appear, Zhang Xiaoqiang remembered Qin Puze's sentence in his mind: "What is it bad to do at a young age, you have to be a beggar".

Xingyun Entertainment's young son is amazing! I'm Xiaoqiang or a two-time big anchor! Just the little brother's appearance and temperament...... Say brother beggar!? Y is envy, jealousy, hatred!

secretly condemned kung fu, and the sense of smell of the two fat "paparazzi" was finally discovered: "Alas~ Xiaoqiang, look, there is another person in this picture." ”

"Where?"

"Here!" Thick fingers tapped on the screen.

Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at it and praised it: "Well, this guy has a faint domineering spirit between his eyebrows, and he will definitely be able to achieve great things in the future." ”

"! You're blind! That's a beggar! Oh, that's not right...... Hiss~ Why do I think this person is a little familiar, as if I've seen it somewhere? Alas, don't you say yes, hey...... Why are you gone? Do you feel familiar? ”

Break up! Must break up!

The soul and ** Zhang Xiaoqiang, who had been hit by a double blow, lay on the bed with his back on his back.

It's hot! Who did my brother provoke? Why do you say I'm a beggar?

Be! My brother has no money now, but my brother is only 20 years old, and it is the rising period of vigorous development of his career.

Today you look down on me, tomorrow my brother will tell you to climb high!

What do you say: Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully young people to be poor!

Go to bed!

Closing his eyes, Zhang Xiaoqiang intended to numb his injured heart with a hearty sleep.

But as soon as he closed his eyes, Su Lengche's 34B "big ball" kept dangling in front of him, and Qin Puze mockingly repeated the words "You are a beggar" over and over again.

In the end, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't resist Su and Qin's counterpart "cross talk", jumped up and sat up from the bed.

"What's up, Hadron? Can't sleep? ”

Too lazy to take care of the second fat, Zhang Xiaoqiang took out the 2G version of the limited edition Nokia N95 mobile phone.

After some pressing, I found two "pig nose" patterns.

"WeChat", one of the greatest inventions of the 21st century, not only provides a lot of job opportunities, but also greatly reduces the crime rate in society.

As we all know, "WeChat" is a social software, but people in the industry are accustomed to calling it "dating artifact", and fashionistas affectionately call it "B tool".

And Zhang Xiaoqiang is neither an industry practitioner nor a fashionista, but this does not prevent him from using "WeChat" to learn and expand his thinking.

Through Zhang Xiaoqiang's careful research, he made some summaries of WeChat:

Generally speaking, there is basically no movement on WeChat in the morning.

From noon, there will be all kinds of sunshine in the circle of friends, some breasts, some thighs; There are those who dry the steering wheel, and there are those who show plane tickets; From body parts to home travel.

Usually at this time, Zhang Xiaoqiang will focus on those big breasts and beautiful legs to cultivate his interest in physics.

In the afternoon, to be precise, at five or six o'clock, all kinds of dinners, hotels, karaoke, begging for reservations, begging for drunkenness, begging for accompaniment, begging for chance encounters, begging for takeaway, and begging for information began to swipe the screen.

For these, Zhang Xiaoqiang often skips them directly, and at the same time silently reminds himself that there is a long way to go to "purify the social atmosphere".

It's midnight when foodies are hungry, eating, spitting, and declaring that I want to lose weight.

In the wee hours of the morning, you will find that the neurotics are starting to move, crying, making noise, insomnia, lyrics, feelings, and gibberish. If you don't see this, Zhang Xiaoqiang will feel very comfortable, and this sense of happiness is definitely no less than watching a half-hour news broadcast.

And right now, Zhang Xiaoqiang is about to turn over who was "unlucky" in the circle of friends last night.

A certain philosopher once said that when you are sad, go to someone who is weaker than you to talk, and then you will find that the world is still so beautiful.

Not to mention, after seeing other people's painful experiences, Zhang Xiaoqiang's originally suppressed state of mind became much happier.

However, some injuries are difficult to heal, and some pains are difficult to explain.

What is the most important thing about being a man? Dignity!!

Men can live without money, but they must not lose their dignity! A man without dignity is like a soft-footed shrimp with a spine extracted!

Qin Puze's words of "you are a beggar" deeply hurt Zhang Xiaoqiang's dignity as a man.

This tone must not be just forgotten, thinking about Qin Puze's high-minded and contemptuous eyes at that time, Zhang Xiaoqiang decided that he must teach Y how to be a man!

Your grandpa's grandpa's grandpa! Dare to bully my brother, can my brother bear it, can Guan Erye bear it? Can the overlord of Chu endure it? Can Sun Dasheng endure it?

Fight with my brother! You're dead!

But where do you start?

After thinking for a while, Zhang Xiaoqiang suddenly remembered the old man's promise, and immediately sent out the stream of consciousness: "Hey, old man, come out, I know you're here." ”

"Hey, hey!" Lewd laughter sounded, and every time Zhang Xiaoqiang heard this movement, he couldn't help but feel that he was about to fall into the pit.

"What's the matter with the old man?"

"Did you call me to go to that meat factory in the morning?"

"Hehe, how did you figure it out?"

Scratching his head, Zhang Xiaoqiang nodded.

"Hey, that's right! The old man told you a long time ago, as long as you follow the old man's instructions, I promise to ......"

"Gotta get it, don't do it with my brother, I'll ask you, after I finish doing things for you, are you sure you can help me get Su Lengche?"

"Sure, surely, surely!"

"What if you can't?"

"Impossible! As long as the old man agrees, there is never something that can't be done! With his head held high, the old god looked like he would rather die than give in, and he was about to become a martyr.

Seeing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang took a deep breath, and then burst out with two words: "Deal!" ”