Chapter 4 What bullshit poetry~!
The moment Dong Xiaobao finished thinking about it at night, all the interview teachers stood up!
This poem
this sentence
This artistic conception
Absolute!!
Bright moonlight in front of the bed,
Suspected frost on the ground,
Raise your head to look at the bright moon,
Bow your head and think of your hometown
Everyone silently said in their mouths.
Repeat silently, repeatedly!
The more you read it, the more flavorful it is! The more you read it, the more far-reaching the artistic conception is!
Reading this poem, it is as if the situation in the poem is reproduced in front of me, as if I saw a man, in the middle of the night, lying on his wooden bed, looking up at the bright moon, looking at the infinite bright moon and sighing, as soon as I bowed my head, thousands of memories came to my heart, and the homesickness was difficult to contain!
Good mood!
Good poetry!
Everyone was shocked by this poem, and no one spoke, but they were all appreciating the wonderful artistic conception
Dong Xiaobao on the side saw that none of the people spoke, and he immediately became anxious!
What's going on?
How so?
It shouldn't be unresponsive!
This poem of mine was written by Li Daxian, who has been passed down through the ages, it makes no sense and no reaction!
Could it be that I mispronounced it?
Immediately, I silently recited it again in my heart.
That's right!
Looking at the people who interviewed again, there was still no response, and they were stunned, and thousands of grass and mud horses flew by in their hearts.
This poem by Li Daxian will not be inapplicable here!
Dong Xiaobao has no bottom in his heart now, his heart is pounding, although this poem has been tested for thousands of years in his previous life, but who knows what the aesthetics of people in this world are like? What if there is a problem with the aesthetics of the first instance? I can't help it!
In a panic, Dong Xiaobao didn't notice the surprise in everyone's eyes.
But when it comes to literature, there will always be people who jump out and point fingers.
Just when everyone was immersed in the artistic conception of the poem, the female interviewer who looked at Dong Xiaobao unpleasantly jumped out.
"What bullshit poetry! The whole text is up and down, bullshit doesn't make sense! ”
"Oh?" Dong Xiaobao turned his head and glanced at her, why is my poem so bullshit? Please also ask the teacher to comment on the comments! ”
Although there are some doubts about whether this poem can be recognized by others, it would be okay to say that this poem is bullshit and Dong Xiaobao is not compatible.
After being drunk like this, the other interviewers also came back to their senses.
The female interviewer couldn't hold back her face, and said forcefully: "Okay! I'll review it now!! Hum!! ”
The bright moonlight in front of the bed, suspected to be frost on the ground, raised his head to look at the bright moon, bowed his head and thought of his hometown; These four sentences can't be considered poetry at all!
First of all, the bright moonlight in front of the bed, you are sitting on the bed and there is still the bright moonlight? Illogical!
Secondly, is it suspected that it is frost on the ground? The previous sentence is not true, and this sentence is naturally not true~!
Raise your head and look at the bright moon, you can see your literary literacy in this sentence, is this a random sentence to make up the number of words if you have nothing to say?
At last! Bow your head and miss your hometown, this sentence has nothing to do with the previous sentences, it's just bullshit!
After speaking, the female interview teacher took a sip of hot tea and looked at Dong Xiaobao with contempt.
Dong Xiaobao was speechless, is this girl also successful?
Grandma got a bear! This is Li Bai's masterpiece! It turned into bullshit poetry?
It is estimated that if this was put in the previous life, one person would drown this guy with a mouthful of saliva, but I don't know if Li Bai will jump out of the grave to settle accounts with her?
I really don't know if it's ignorance or brainlessness, squirting!
Not only Dong Xiaobao, but the other interviewers also looked speechless, even the male interviewer who looked at Dong Xiaobao unpleasantly before.
How did you come across such a pig teammate?
It's not terrible to have no culture, but I'm afraid that I will show off my culture if I don't have culture! Dong Xiaobao finally understood the meaning of this sentence
Several interviewers also felt that their faces were gloomy, and if they were with such a person with a significantly low IQ, wouldn't it mean that they also had a low IQ?
If this ancient poem is not understandable, there will be no ancient poem in this world!
Most of the people present were people with real talents and learning, and they could see the extraordinaryness of this poem at a glance!
Back to basics, simplify the complex!
In just four sentences, it is full of warmth and coldness in the world, full of homesickness!
The first two sentences set off the atmosphere, describe the moonlight and moonlight positively, and make people read it catchy, no need to memorize it at all! And the last two sentences link the moonlight with the sorrow of thoughts, seamlessly connected, perfectly connected!! It also raised the poem as a whole to several grades!
It is precisely because of the last two sentences that this poem has a soul and the ability to infect others! The whole poem is alive!!
This poem can be said to be a masterpiece of ancient poetry! Classic poems that can affect people's emotions!!!
In this way, a poem by Niu Cha was actually relegated to bullshit
It's also drunk to think about.
Dong Xiaobao just stood quietly, waiting for a reply, if even this classic ancient poem was knocked out, then there was nothing to say.
"Look at what! It's a garbage poem! You can go back and wait for news! The female interviewer's impression of Dong Xiaobao is obviously quite bad.
"Humph! Big breasts and no brains! ”
Dong Xiaobao didn't give the other party a good face, the application can basically be determined to have failed, this guy has made up his mind not to let himself succeed, and it's useless to talk nonsense.
"You!" The female interviewer was very angry.
Dong Xiaobao turned around and was about to leave.
Just at the moment of leaving.
"Wait!!"
Turning his head, it was a middle-aged uncle with a slightly bald head who spoke.
"Your poems are very good, you wrote them yourself?"
"Yes." Dong Xiaobao nodded.
"That's good! I agree that if you enter the TV station, just read this poem, and you will know that you are not a mediocre person. ”
Someone took the lead, and others came to their senses.
"I agree too! I believe that people who can write such poems are definitely capable of doing their jobs! ”
"I agree too! Although my first impression of you was not so good at the beginning, you proved yourself with your actions, come on! ”
"I also agree"
In the blink of an eye, the five interview examiners have already agreed, accounting for more than half of the total number, even if some people oppose it, it will not help.
I applied for the job and passed!
Dong Xiaobao finally had a smile on his face!
Don't make it difficult, I thought I was going to hang up, but I didn't expect the peak to turn around, and the willows and flowers are bright and another village!
Sure enough, the cow man is the cow man after all, even if no one here has heard of the name Li Bai, but literature is common, this poem has impressed most of the examiners!!