Chapter 3 Bright Moonlight in Front of the Bed
I haven't heard of applying for a broadcast host and going back to compose poems by myself
Dong Xiaobao was also stunned.
But it's also a person who has been in the society for a few years, and soon, he saw through it!
Obviously, these two examiners don't like themselves and want to make things difficult for themselves!
I'll go! I've got you to provoke you!
Dong Xiaobao is depressed to death, and he makes things difficult for himself for no reason, is this what people do?
"This teacher, I haven't heard of a person who is going to compose a poem when applying for a broadcast host, are you mistaken?"
Dong Xiaobao said.
Sure enough, as expected, the woman glared at herself.
"It's a test of your adaptability! Unexpected situations can happen on the stage at any time, and as a qualified host, you must have quick reflexes, so you must be adaptable! I'll let you compose a poem! Why is there so much nonsense? ”
This guy is definitely aimed at himself!
Dong Xiaobao has been completely eliminated.
glanced at the invigilators around him, and found that although the other ones looked a little tangled, they did not stand up to speak.
As soon as I thought about it, I figured it out.
They are all colleagues in the same unit, who would offend a colleague who often gets along with them for a candidate they don't know? Isn't it looking for contradictions?
Not many people would do this kind of thing, at least not among the people in front of them.
What to do?
What now?
Dong Xiaobao circled.
Although I have simulated the exam scene at this moment countless times, this situation is completely outside the situation!
Poetry?
I don't know how many pounds or taels I have? Not to mention composing ancient poems, it is difficult to write a limerick poem on the spot!
And you want the other party to be satisfied! God knows what criteria they will have to meet before they are satisfied?
"What? No? If you don't, just go back! Remember to come back next time when you are well prepared! The male examiner looked at Dong Xiaobao with a sneer.
I'll go!
I can't bear it!
It's so open-minded to himself! What the hell is wrong with that! Where did you offend this guy?
But obviously, now is not the time to think about this, you have to solve the problem first!
In fact, composing a poem is not a difficult task for Dong Xiaobao, and after calming down, he has an idea in his heart.
I used the computer to investigate when I was at home yesterday, and this world is quite different from the original world, which is not only reflected in film and television works, but also in various other culture-related things! Ancient poems, too!
Let me compose poetry?
Dong Xiaobao smiled at the corner of his mouth, soeasy!
Looking at Dong Xiaobao's inexplicable smile, the female examiner was a little panicked.
"This guy won't see through my thoughts!"
But then, the heart is certain.
What if you see through it? I'm an interviewer! To say that he can't pass is that he can't pass! How can it be turned upside down?
And this guy is really not suitable for the screen! Not to mention anything else, just the popular appearance can basically say goodbye to the host's line.
As soon as she thought of this, the female examiner suddenly made up her mind and made up her mind, even if this guy made a poem, he couldn't let him pass!
Glancing at a few interviewers, Dong Xiaobao's heart was also much more settled.
At least not everyone is in the same boat, most of them are relatively fair, if they perform well, even if the other party wants to stop them, it's useless!
There is hope!
If there's a chance of success, why not try?
Thinking of this, Dong Xiaobao stood up, clasped his hands, and said respectfully: "Please teachers!" ”
"This"
Everyone looked at each other, and they couldn't figure out what Dong Xiaobao wanted to do.
In their opinion, this poem can already sentence this kid to death, why should he hit the muzzle of the gun himself? Trapped Beast Fight? Dying?
The men and women who had made things difficult for Dong Xiaobao turned pale, obviously they didn't expect Dong Xiaobao to do this. This is poetry! And it's an ancient poem! Do you think you're playing house?
It seems that this kid is dying and struggling. Almost everyone thinks so, and no one thinks that this young man in his early twenties in front of him can make a good ancient poem!
"Okay, since you said so yourself, let's compose a poem with 'Moon and Hometown' as the main body!" An interviewer who had not spoken all this time stood up.
The moon and the hometown.
This topic is relatively popular, not very biased, and does not mean to be deliberately difficult.
Dong Xiaobao glanced at the visitor, he was in his thirties at the end of the month, with a little beard on his chin, and his appearance was quite good.
Seeing Dong Xiaobao looking at himself, the interviewer also grinned.
Finally, there is a decent interviewer. Dong Xiaobao breathed a sigh of relief.
"Good! Since Lao Zhang said it, let's take this as the topic, remember, I want good poetry! The quality is not good, and it still does not pass! The woman who had made it difficult for Dong Xiaobao before said hatefully.
"Cut!" Dong Xiaobao sneered, "Okay! Then I will make an ancient poem with the main body of 'Moon and Hometown', and please comment on the teachers! ”
After speaking, he defiantly glanced at the two people who made things difficult for him, and he was very angry with each other
"Hey! This kid, looking for death! "The female interview teacher is obviously not good-tempered, and she will immediately rush up to calculate three points.
"Forget it, let's wait until this kid makes a poem! He's dying anyway, and you're only going to be criticized if you rush up now! You don't have to! The male interview teacher grabbed the other party.
"Humph!"
The woman also knew that the matter was serious, so she immediately snorted coldly and stopped making a sound.
"That's it! Write poetry! If you can't do it, you can go! The male teacher waved his hand, looking a little impatient.
Dong Xiaobao did not argue, nor did he accuse, and bowed his head in contemplation.
After pacing back and forth for six or seven steps, my eyes lit up, and there were!
He looked up and said: "The bright moonlight in front of the bed is suspected to be frost on the ground!" ”
Hearing Dong Xiaobao's first two sentences, the interviewers' faces were shocked! These two sentences alone are pretty good! not only points out the theme of the bright moon, but also uses rhetoric such as metaphors, and its battle is neat, these two sentences are absolutely amazing!
The male and female interview teachers also chuckled in their hearts after hearing this, but they still didn't show anything.
At this time, everyone became curious about Dong Xiaobao, a young candidate.
The bright moon has risen, where is the hometown?
After reading these two sentences, Dong Xiaobao turned around, looked directly at the interviewer, saw the surprise on everyone's faces, and read the following two sentences with a smile: "Raise your head to look at the bright moon, and look down at your hometown!! ”