"Oops! My Qingxuan has a little emotion! Looking at Su Qingxuan who was pouting, Jiang Yan couldn't help but have the urge to pinch it.

"Nope! I didn't say someone was you! It's up to you whether you want to confess or not! Su Qingxuan slapped Jiang Yan's messy hand away and deliberately said in a light tone.

Looking at Su Qingxuan, who had the words "I'm not happy" written on his face, Jiang Yan took his mobile phone for five consecutive shots as soon as his brain twitched. The picture was edited under Su Qingxuan's puzzled gaze, and soon, a set of emojis appeared on Jiang Yan's mobile phone.

"The baby is not happy!"

"The baby has a little emotion!"

"You weren't like this before!"

"You used to be very spoiled by babies!"

"Don't you love the baby anymore!"

Looking at the emoji made in the background of Su Qingxuan's beautiful and resentful face on his mobile phone, Jiang Yan, who was possessed by death, couldn't help laughing, and while laughing, he directly shared the five expressions on Weibo Weibo!

"I would like to share with you an interesting thing - emojis, which will be the fifth greatest invention in China after the four great inventions!" Jiang Yan, who was brain-pumping, didn't expect what the consequences would be if he died like this!

"Huh? What are you playing, so happy? Seeing Jiang Yan laughing while doing something on his mobile phone after taking a photo of himself, Su Qingxuan's little emotions had already been driven away by curiosity, and he poked his head to see what Jiang Yan was tinkering with.

"Haha! Invent something interesting! While talking about the big star, he also turned his phone away so that Su Qingxuan could see it more clearly, as if he felt that he had not died completely enough.

"Something interesting?" The curious Su Qingxuan glanced at her phone!

And then, there was no then!

"Do you think it's fun?" The girlfriend who has always been gentle proves that she is not without temper at this moment!

"Yes! Don't you think this meme is fun? "The big star, who has always been smart, seems to have suddenly been pulled to zero in IQ, and he doesn't realize that he is dying!

"It's fun! Then you play with your memes! Don't look for me! Su Qingxuan showed a charming smile and turned her head away from Jiang Yan.

"Oops! Don't! Didn't I want everyone to know how beautiful my girlfriend was! Isn't this to impress everyone? You want to! Your boyfriend is so handsome and talented, and he is in the entertainment industry, what if any actress doesn't know that my girlfriend is so good and comes to hook up with me! I sent out the cute photos of my Qingxuan, which of those thoughtful actresses must not be ashamed of themselves and dare not come! The IQ of the big star who successfully died returned to normal level, and when he saw that his girlfriend seemed to be really unhappy, he began to turn his brain and talk about it seriously.

"Who's your girlfriend! Have you ever confessed? Did I say yes? After listening to Jiang Yan's nonsense, Su Qingxuan turned her head and looked at him with a smile.

"Oops! Whether you confess or not, it's my girlfriend! My Qingxuan is such a good girl, if I let it go, I won't regret it! The big star licked his face and said good things.

"Oops! You pair show affection in public, and you want to torture us single dogs! "Just experienced Liu Xian's surprise confession, Jiang Yan and Su Qingxuan showed their affection again, and finally some people couldn't watch it.

"Cut! You are envious, jealous, hateful! Jiang Yan rolled his eyes at Li Ming.

At the same time, because of a post by Jiang Yan, Weibo exploded again!

"! Is this a new way to play with photos? 6666, Jiang Yan is so good at playing! ”

"Haha! The fifth greatest invention in China! This girl is cute! ”

"Ahhhh

"! Upstairs dare to insult my goddess, drag it out and play the chick - the chicken bounces to death! ”

"Aha! This emoji is so cute! ”

"The baby is not happy! The baby has a little emotion! You weren't like this before! You used to spoil your baby! Don't you love babies anymore! The next time my boyfriend doesn't buy me my beloved bag, this baby will bombard him with homemade emojis! Thank you Jiang Yan! ”

"I'll go! This emoji is a man's nightmare! Fortunately, Ben Dick Si doesn't have a girlfriend, ahahaha! ”

"Single dog, please go away! I want to ask.,Can you leave this beauty's TT number! ”

"Cut! Upstairs is not the same single dog! Don't think about it, look at this beauty's cute performance, look at the shooting angle, and look at Jiang Yan's female ticket! ”

"Huh? Does my Jiang Yan have a female ticket? How can you leave me like this! This beauty is going to give birth to a monkey for you! ”

"Hahaha, another celebrity has a girlfriend, and another group of female fans are waiting to be rescued, it's just the gospel of our thousands of dicks!"

"Am I the only one who finds the form of memes interesting? I said that I have started the production of emojis! ”

"That's right! That's right! How could I not have thought of it! If you have time to talk nonsense here, it's better to hurry up and make a few of your own emojis and then come out! ”

"Let's go! Go together, go together! ”

"Haha! Homemade memes, together! ”

"Let's go!"

Jiang Yan didn't know anything about the craze caused by his group of girlfriends' cute emojis, and the current big stars were still desperately trying to please their girlfriends for their previous deaths.

racked his brains and said all the good things, and finally under the three-inch tongue of the big star, Su Qingxuan said that he had forgiven the goods temporarily, and the big star who heard this breathed a sigh of relief.

In the small talk of everyone, the dishes that had been ordered before were served by the waiter one by one.

"Wow! This lobster, this big! Looking at a large lobster that was one and a half meters long, Li Ming screamed exaggeratedly, as if he had forgotten the joke he had made about the lobster before.

"If you do it with your hands, will you eat it?" Seeing that Li Ming was about to make a move as he spoke, Liu hurriedly glanced at him.

"Cut! It doesn't matter how he eats or not, he just can eat it in his stomach! As he spoke, he picked up the tool and opened the shrimp shell.

"I'll go! You eat alone! As soon as he saw that Li Ming had moved, Liu Xian was not to be outdone, and he also picked up the tools and started to do it. In fact, such a large shrimp, it is definitely enough for everyone present to share it together. But these two living treasures belong to the Lord who is uncomfortable all over the day without having some fun.

Driven by the two, the others were no longer polite, and began to talk and laugh one by one. At a meal, under the active atmosphere of Liu Xian and Li Ming, everyone ate very happily, after three rounds of wine and five flavors, everyone was almost full, and they began to chat about something one by one.

"Wenwen! You see you took the ring, when will I go to your house to meet your parents! Jiang Yan, who was full of food and drink and whispered to his girlfriend, heard Liu Xian's words, his ears moved, and he concentrated his attention, Wang Lei and Li Ming, who were sitting together, gathered together and chatted in their mouths, but the ears that were pricked up could be seen that they obviously also ignited the heart of gossip.

"Meet my parents! Anytime! Jiang Wen put down the things in her hand, picked up the napkin, wiped her mouth and hands, and said generously.

"Really! Then I'll go to the door in two days! Liu Xian was a little expectant and a little afraid, "However, will your parents not like me!" ”

"Then how do I know! But I don't think they will stop my own favorites! Jiang Wen glanced at Liu Busy, "But" Liu Busy, who had just breathed a sigh of relief, heard it but raised his heart again.

"However, there should be some necessary tests!" Jiang Wen looked at Liu Busy playfully.

"There are still tests! Wenwen, can you reveal a little bit to my brother first! Hearing the test, Liu Xian's face collapsed again, this is his life's event, in case he is not ready to pass the pass of his mother-in-law, he will not have to cry to death.

"My parents' test, how do I know what it is!" Jiang Wen rolled her eyes, "But I also have a test here, let's see if you can get by!" ”

"What? Do you still have a test? Didn't you already promise to be my girlfriend? Liu busily collapsed his face and looked aggrieved.

"I agreed, but I also said that you are the assessment period, and you can only become a regular after the internship period, if you can pass my test this time, you will be turned into a regular!" It turns out that there is no way to reason with women, and they have the final say.

"Okay!" Liu hurriedly gritted his teeth and looked like he was at home, "Then what do I do, say it!" The tragic expression and the gritted tone made Jiang Yan, who was burning with the fire of gossip on the side, think of the determination of the five heroes of Langya Mountain to resolutely jump off the cliff, the tragedy of Huang Jiguang blocking the gun's eye with his body, the singing and crying when Dong Cunrui was holding the explosive bag, and the heroism of Qiu Shaoyun in the flames. Anyway, looking at Liu Busy's appearance, this thing didn't even think of anyone who survived.

"Look what your expression is!" Jiang Wen glared at Liu Xian angrily, "Isn't it just a test?" How do you make it look like I'm going to let you die! ”

"No, no! My family Wenwen is so good, how can it be difficult for me! Liu hurriedly corrected his attitude.

"Well, you can talk!" Jiang Wen nodded with satisfaction, "Actually, this test is nothing, I just want to ask you a simple question!" ”

Just ask you a question! You said it earlier, look at me and I'm scared. Liu Xian breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, "Then you ask!" ”

"Well, if my mother and I fall into the water at the same time, which one will you save first?" Jiang Wen asked this classic question that was difficult for countless people to die in an ordinary tone.

Burst!

Hearing this question, Liu Xian almost vomited blood. Is this a simple question? How do you ask me to answer this two-headed question? Save my mom? Then you can't say I don't love you! Save you? Then you can't say that I am not even filial to my own mother, and it is impossible for you to be true love?

was in a hurry, Liu Busy suddenly thought of one thing: My mother has been dead for several years, where can I save it!

"Save you!" Liu Xian said this with confidence, and at the same time he was very nervous. Look, look at how talented the buddy is, such a question that stumps countless men, the buddy gives the answer so easily.

"You don't love me!" Who knows, Liu Busy just sighed in his heart, and Jiang Wen's words made Liu Busy face instantly become confused!