"I don't love you?" Liu was stunned, "I chose to save you!" You said that I was not filial, I gritted my teeth and admitted it, but where did you see that I don't love you! Liu was busy crying without tears,

"That's right! You just don't love me! Jiang Wen swears by what she said.

"I'm talking about saving you!" Liu Xian confirmed again.

"Save me? You just don't love me! Jiang Wen said arrogantly.

"Why don't I love you anymore!" Liu was puzzled.

"And what day do you say it is?" Jiang Wen asked rhetorically.

"July, summer!" Liu Xian and Jiang Wen still have a tacit understanding, and they didn't answer whether it was cloudy or sunny.

"Yes! You know it's July! Then you saved me when I fell into the water? This can heat people to death in the summer, if I fall into the water at the same time as your mother, please save your mother! Let me soak in the water a little longer! ”

Burst!

Jiang Yan, who had been gossiping on the side, heard this divine reply and sprayed directly.

Burst!

At the same time, Wang Lei and Li Ming, who were also gossiping, sprayed each other's faces with tea. didn't bother to wipe the tea on their faces, and the two of them glanced at each other with dead faces.

It's too late! From now on, your mother and your daughter-in-law fell into the water at the same time, and the series of questions has one more answer to different seasons and different choices! This makes the hope of the majority of male dicks finding their girlfriends even slimmer!

"Brother! Are we going to do it after all? Wang Lei conveyed such a meaning to Li Ming with his eyes.

"! If that's the case, Lao Tzu would rather be alone! Li Ming gave a look back. The tacit understanding of the two is all in plain sight.

After listening to his girlfriend's divine reply, Liu was stunned for a long time and didn't react.

Please let me soak in the water for a while, Jiang Wen's last words have been replayed in his ear.

Burst!

O Nima! How can people answer such questions! Could it be that your mom and girlfriend fell into the water at the same time, and the summer version of the series has been upgraded after the two-end block, and it has evolved into an unsolvable answer? Save my mom? You don't love me, so I'm not afraid of drowning in the water! Save you? You don't love me! It's such a good thing, please save your mother if you fall into the water, let me soak in the water for a while!

At this moment, Liu Busy's heart is broken, and the hearts of the masses are happy at this moment! Haha, let you show affection, let you abuse single dogs, what's the matter, play yourself badly! Hahaha!

Of course, the so-called summer version of your mother and girlfriend falling into the water at the same time is just a different way for Liu Busy and Jiang Wen to show affection, this thing's love doesn't love me, you will be stupid if you take it seriously!

So Liu Xian wisely did not continue the topic, and glared angrily at the three bad friends who saw his jokes, and the eyes of this thing turned and he had a new idea.

"We're all almost full! It's a hot day, and it's okay in the afternoon, so why don't you play a game together! Looking at Liu Xian's expression when he said this, Li Ming suddenly had a palpitation, and he had a premonition that he didn't want to, as if he was going to be or had been calculated!

"What a game!" As soon as she heard about playing games, her sister Sun Ting was the first to ask, saying that she was an expert in playing!

Hearing Sun Ting's question, Liu Ting glanced at Sun Ting appreciatively, very good, and knew how to cooperate: "I don't know if you have watched a news recently!" ”

"News? There is more news every day, how do we know which one you are talking about? "I have a hunch that I seem to have been calculated, and Li Ming will not obediently cooperate with this goods.

"What news! It's an interesting experiment done by a website of the American Empire reported two days ago! Liu hurriedly continued to guide the topic.

"Are you talking about the experiment of how many rubber bands are used to make a watermelon pop?" Jiang Yan was busy with the words next.

"That's right! That's it! Liu hurriedly nodded.

"Jiang'er, you also know?" Li Ming looked at Jiang Yan.

"Well, this happened a few days ago, and a website in the US Empire did an experiment to find out how many rubber bands can be used to burst watermelons. But as a melon-eating crowd who don't know the truth, I never understand what the significance of this experiment is? Why did you do this experiment? Jiang Yan talked about the post he saw a few days ago as a joke, "Isn't it good to let the watermelon be eaten quietly?" You have to brutally strangle him with a rubber band! Of course, in the end, they succeeded, and the crooked kernels of the American empire successfully blew up the watermelon with 686 rubber bands! ”

After listening to Jiang Yan's words, everyone felt a burst of incredulity. Are these crooked nuts all full of food and idle to the point of convulsions?

"Why are you talking about this? It's not like you want to do this experiment! After listening to Jiang Yan, Li Ming looked at Liu Xian with a strange face, feeling that this product is not so stupid! Is it true that men and women in love have negative IQs? But Jiang Er is also in love, and I haven't seen a decline in my creative ability!

"Haha! Or Xiao Lizi, you know me! You say, they used 686 leather bands to burst the watermelon, can the watermelon of our country lose to the watermelon of the American Empire? We can't admit it! Let's also try to see if the watermelons of our country are firm or the watermelons of their American empire are strong! Liu Xian didn't pay any attention to Li Ming's stupid eyes.

"Cut, do what you like! I'll take care of you! Li Ming rolled his eyes and decided not to pay attention to this idiot whose IQ had dropped.

Li Ming is not interested, but there are still many people who are interested in such a magical thing as popping watermelon with rubber bands. With the support of the majority of people, Liu Busy's proposal was approved, and soon, the waiter brought a watermelon and a thousand rubber bands with a strange face.

"Haha! It's time to start, Xiao Lizi, do you want to come with me! Putting the watermelon and rubber band on the table, Liu Xian asked with some excitement.

"Don't come! Not interested! Li Mingke still remembered the warning in his heart before, but he didn't want to let this cargo be pitted.

"Jiang'er, can't you come?" Seeing that Li Ming didn't go to the pit, Liu Xian looked at Jiang Yan again.

"Don't come, come on!" Jiang Yan shook his head.

"Well, well, I'll come by myself if I don't come!" Liu hurriedly shook his head, picked up a rubber band, and was about to put it on the watermelon.

"Wait!" Liu Xian was just about to make a move, when a voice stopped him, and everyone saw that it was Li Zhi. Seeing this thing come out, everyone looked at him curiously.

"How can such an interesting thing be so lacking in me Li Er!" Everyone heard that this thing was interested in this and wanted to play with it.

"Okay, let's go on our side!" The two of them discussed putting rubber bands on the watermelon one by one, but the poor watermelon didn't recruit anyone and didn't provoke anyone, so he was going to die under the rubber band! If the watermelon had a spirit, it would definitely cry to death in the toilet!

It's not a matter of time and a half to pop watermelons with rubber bands, no matter what good things you are interested in or not, you are hiding a little farther away and waiting for the results of the "experiment" of the two!

You can't wait for such a long time! So everyone looked at the experiments of the two teasing people from time to time, and chatted or took out their mobile phones to swipe them.

A few minutes later, Sun Ting snorted angrily and attracted everyone's attention. Everyone who heard the humming turned their eyes to Sun Ting, and saw that this girl was typing on her mobile phone with an angry face, and scolded a few words from time to time.

Ooh! What is this for, so atmospheric! Who is this? Seeing this girl playing with her mobile phone so much reaction, a girl who had a good relationship with her leaned over to take a look, and just looked at this girl twice, she couldn't help but laugh.

Ooh? What's the situation, one is angry, and the other is smiling. Seeing the girl's reaction, everyone knew that it was not a private matter, Jiang Yan and the others curiously gathered around to see what was going on with this girl, why was it so atmospheric!

Walking over and taking a look at it twice, Jiang Yan was also happy.

I saw that this girl was scrolling for treasures, chatting with customer service. Let's chat, it's normal to find customer service, but this girl is different, she is looking for customer service, this is clearly finding fault!

Jiang Yan took a look, this is an online store called a certain country to import fresh and authentic Luzon dried mangoes. After the girl opened it at one point, she sent angrily, "Customer service, are you there?" Can dried mango still be filmed? ”

The customer service on the other side was very polite: "You can shoot pro!" ”

According to the normal development, at this time, it should be the end of the girl's photograph of dried mangoes, but if this thing were normal, it wouldn't appear here! As soon as she saw that the customer service reply could still be filmed, the girl replied angrily: "You are not human!" ”

The customer service is stunned, why is this still scolding! What kind of person is this, this is, I recruited you to provoke you, I am not a human being.

“？” The customer service sent a questioning expression.

"Be proud of loving the motherland, ashamed of endangering the motherland, proud of serving the people, ashamed of betraying the people, proud of advocating science, ashamed of ignorance, proud of hard work, ashamed of good and bad work, proud of solidarity and mutual assistance, ashamed of harming others and interests, proud of being honest and trustworthy, ashamed of treachery, proud of abiding by discipline and law, ashamed of violating laws and disciplines, proud of hard work, and ashamed of arrogance and luxury." The girl directly sent a eight honors and eight shames, and at the end she said angrily, "There are no dried mangoes in front of the country!" ”

it! What kind of person is this, this is a matter of the country, why are you doing for our small online store! But the customer service really can't scold, and after thinking about it, the customer service replied: "Our Guangxi mango is dry, dear!" ”

“？” Questioning expression, "Then you're selling fakes!" "The girl is still unrelenting.

"Your keyword is about dried mangoes from a certain country! Now you say it's Guangxi dried mango! Sell fakes! Report you and let the treasure hunt seal your shop! If you are a traitor to a certain country, you are a traitor, and if you are a dried mango in Guangxi, you are selling fakes! "The girl is very smart, and she knows the way of blocking at both ends.

"Say it! What do you want! In the end, the girl asked people what they wanted.

What do I think? I want to go to the toilet and cry for a while! The customer service is about to cry, I will be a customer service, how can I encounter such a difficult role! This also makes it unpleasant to be a customer service! You ask me what is the problem, I should ask you what is the problem, right?

Seeing Sun Ting's last sentence, Jiang Yan and the onlookers were also curious, what will the customer service sister do?

Looking forward to it