Chapter 135: The Five Mao Theory
"I'll pick whoever the little rooster clicks...... c。 The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info "With the momentum of stealing the bell with lightning speed, Zhang Xiaoqiang solved all the multiple-choice questions with sparks and lightning all the way.
As for how many of these multiple-choice questions can you get right in the end...... That was never something Zhang Xiaoqiang would think about.
Joke! When did the pure masters look back at the explosion!?
The choice, my brother has already given it, and let the teacher shock the rest of the papers.
Turning the test paper back to its original place, Zhang Xiaoqiang once again exercised the strategy of attacking the heart.
After turning back to the first page, Zhang Xiaoqiang put down his pen and began to plan to look around to see if he could peek into relevant useful "information".
However, as soon as he raised his head, he was stunned to realize that the movements he had made before were completely unnecessary.
Because of the group of brothers around him, all of them were staring at each other like him, eagerly visiting and patrolling back and forth in class.
Most of everyone's eyes are focused on a few demons who have good academic performance on weekdays.
At this time, the demon is like a mobile wifi, and within a radius of 10 meters, all the people are pointing at the password to rub the net.
Woohoo and sorrow, seeing such a scene on the field, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't help but sigh in his heart: Digimon Abu saved the world at the age of 8, Pokémon Ash traveled the world at the age of 10, Dragon Ball Goku participated in the world's first martial arts meeting at the age of 12, the Chinese master took the special chef at the age of 13, Naruto Uchiha Itachi opened a kaleidoscope writing wheel eye at the age of 13, One Piece Luffy went on the Great Voyage at the age of 17, and Detective Conan solved countless cases at the age of 17.
But what about brother? Nima is 21 years old, and he can only nest in this small classroom, fighting with a piece of torn paper...... Dare to ask the sky, what is the meaning of such a life? What's the point of such a fight?
After the exam, Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't feel much, as usual, he still didn't know anything as always.
Submit the papers, leave, and the half-day course is considered to be over.
After that, the school life was relatively dull, and the younger students were still eagerly and unrestrained in black, dating guns, and jerking off.
And these old guys who are about to graduate are ruthlessly forgotten by the school and eaten in the corner waiting to die.
This is the last lesson that the university gives to students, and the teaching is intended to teach students that the world is cruel and that it can turn around without anyone. And you have to keep improving yourself, or you will be abandoned if you can't provide benefits for its delivery.
Wandering on the noisy campus streets, Zhang Xiaoqiang had nothing to do.
There are still all kinds of excitement and surprises staged here every day, but it has nothing to do with him, and of course it has nothing to do with studying.
Sometimes, Zhang Xiaoqiang can't help but reflect: As students, what is the purpose of our hard work to complete the nine-year compulsory education that is even more difficult than the eight-year War of Resistance Against Japan?
For a love that is destined to come to naught?
In order to accumulate life experience for other people's wives in the future, sacrifice hundreds of millions of children and grandchildren?
In order to make up five friends to open a black pit man?
In order to completely forget what you have learned in the past nine years in four years, so that you can enter the society unexpectedly?
Zhang Xiaoqiang has no definite results for these problems.
Because life is always experienced before you can understand it.
Seeing that the four years of college life are about to pass, does Zhang Xiaoqiang regret anything?
The answer is yes! Yes! He has something to regret!
If he can do it all over again, Zhang Xiaoqiang still hopes to study hard and do what students should do.
In college, games can be played, and girls can also be soaked, but as a man, you must be clear in your mind, the pressure of social competition in the future is very high, if you don't arm yourself as soon as possible, and when you step out of the campus, you are destined to pay the price for your own squandering.
Don't dare to say anything else, there is one point, Zhang Xiaoqiang has a deep understanding.
That is, you are now addicted to games every day, is it possible that in the future, when your girlfriend is robbed by others, you can't say that you are driving a snowstorm, holding a fire unicorn, awakening, and shouting Demacia to run to compete with the rich and handsome.
In the final analysis, this world still depends on personal strength, and the strength of your own ability will directly determine which class and position you will enter in this world in the future.
These things, Zhang Xiaoqiang, the ** silk otaku, never thought about it, because at that time, he had a limited field of vision, like a frog at the bottom of a well confined to his home, the school is an acre of three-thirds of land, and at the same time, he does not have the ability to compete with others.
And with the opening of the soul world anchor platform, after coming into contact with the awesome characters of various dynasties and generations standing at the top of the pyramid, Zhang Xiaoqiang's worldview is slowly changing.
Therefore, what kind of person you come into contact with and what kind of circle you are in is very great for a person's baptism.
The current Zhang Xiaoqiang may still be a salted fish, but there is no doubt that at this time, he is already an enterprising salted fish with his own thoughts and independent thinking and summary.
It's not terrible to be a salted fish, it's terrible to be content with the status quo, unwilling to struggle, and want to be a salted fish for a lifetime.
A typical example is those "keyboard warriors" on the Internet, who have no skills themselves, and will only hide behind the Internet and use their childish and dirty strokes to criticize others and vent their dissatisfaction.
What can we say about this kind of unenterprising and brainless spray?
Scolding him? Dogs don't want to.
Hit him? Bullying mentally handicapped children, we can't get past the psychological level.
So what do you say?
In this regard, in the final analysis, people still have a way to crooked nuts.
Alas, people neither beat nor scold, what are they doing? Give money.
Why give money, you ask? It's actually quite simple.
Mentally retarded, usually the IQ is not high.
We usually coax children, don't we all say: "Alas, child, obedient, uncle will buy you candy to eat." ”
The crooked nut method stems from this ideological routine.
However, this kind of "cyber retardation" is different from normal children, and you can't just buy candy to get rid of him.
Therefore, after a series of research and demonstration, it was finally found that giving money is the most reliable and effective.
And the amount of money given is also limited, and it must be "five cents".
Less, the cyber retarded do not recognize.
It's a lot, his parents call you all day long.
Do you think it's okay to be such a mentally retarded parent? So five cents is the best, take it and don't give it away.
Today, this set of "Wumao Theory" has also been widely used in all walks of life, and finally after several evolutions and improvements, it finally developed a complete system, which is usually called the ISO quality standard system in the world.
Su Lengche has not seen Zhang Xiaoqiang since he said goodbye to the door of the house last time.
The other party did not take the initiative to contact him by phone, and the two of them returned to the situation of "old and dead do not get along" in the past.
This made Zhang Xiaoqiang very depressed, and his heart was: It's just a little bit, it's just a little bit! If there was no great sage to come out to catch demons that day, and there was no Huangmao gang blocking the street to make trouble, maybe he would have made a "good start" that night when he cooked raw rice and cooked rice.
But the reality is always cruel, the "good start" ambition Zhang Xiaoqiang did not achieve after all, and now he is most worried about whether the ice beauty will feel that he is not sincere because he did not confess the true situation of the Qin soldiers' hundred-man squad last time, and intends to cut off contact.
If so, then that's ......