"Bang! Syllable! Syllable! He slapped the board twice on the podium. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

At some point, an English teacher with black-rimmed glasses appeared.

Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't see this teacher a few times in a school year, but the other party's voice left a deep impression on him.

The other party has an excellent throat comparable to Shan Tianfang, killing Yi Zhongtian.

I can speak Chinese like a book, and English is like a singing play.

To be honest, Zhang Xiaoqiang wanted to suggest to his old pedantic teacher more than once.

If he switches to Chinese, he will be forced to more than double the daily class attendance rate.

In addition, if this ambition is achieved, why is Zhang Xiaoqiang so blind and helpless when he approaches the exam?

Therefore, in my lifetime, to be able to meet the right teacher at the right time, in the right school, is a blessing for three lives, and the ancestral grave is smoking, which is comparable to winning the jackpot in the lottery.

However, it's a pity that Zhang Xiaoqiang lacks five elements in his life, and he is destined to have no luck.

"Everyone, be quiet, be quiet, and go back to your seats and sit down. It's too late to exchange feelings. ”

The old pedant looked around the audience with the appearance of an old driver, and finally pushed the frame of the top nose bridge as if he was not sure, and then leaned closer and looked around the audience again.

After a while, Fang Cai smiled and nodded: "Well, not bad!" There are a lot of new faces in the class today. It seems that the students have received the "Holy Flame Order". ”

Okay! Here it is!

What is the "Holy Flame Order"? Friends who want to read the book "The Days of Ming Sect Leader Cheng Kun Working in the Western Regions" know that it is a powerful existence that can command the heroes of the world.

In today's context, it translates to what we usually call a "final exam".

can talk about such a serious and lofty matter in this kind of vulgar situation...... It is enough to verify Zhang Xiaoqiang's statement that the teacher on the stage is suitable for teaching Chinese.

"As the so-called friends from afar are very happy, everyone is so appreciative at the end of the semester to take the exam, I will not disappoint you, students rest assured, this exam will definitely satisfy you."

There is a belief that it is not too late for teachers to take revenge.

There is a kind of persistence, called a university professor, lying on the salary to taste the guts.

There is a kind of domineering, called my generation of teachers, who dares to fight.

Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully the teacher.

If you dare to skip Lao Tzu's class today, you will hang up your subject tomorrow.

You abuse Lao Tzu There is no one in the classroom, and you are not worthy of teaching. I pity you for only sleeping. You can ignore my class, but I'll prove whose turf it is.

Teaching is destined to be a journey of ridicule, and there are doubts and laughs and scoldings on the way, but so what, even if the lecture hall is empty, I still have exam papers to rely on.

I'm a teacher and I speak for myself.

I couldn't help but float in my mind the ridiculous sentences made up by the Internet jokers, and Zhang Xiaoqiang felt a chill in his heart.

After the calf, look at the old pedant's posture today, he plans to revenge the old and new hatred together.

This old thing is so hidden, he looks at him and amiable on weekdays, and he never criticizes absenteeism.

Dare to save up to prepare for the "final party"!

This is a proper reckoning after the autumn and retaliation.

"If you come, you will be placed, since you have come so face-saving, then ...... I hope that during today's exam, we can understand each other, cooperate with each other, and successfully complete this quiz in line with the principles of mutual trust, mutual assistance and mutual love. Okay, before the exam starts, please consciously hand over everything on your body that is not related to the exam to the podium. Don't take chances, otherwise if you are found in the exam, you will not blame my old man for using the power of the wilderness. ”

Wu swallowed and spitted, Zhang Xiaoqiang looked around at the things on the table, hesitated for a long time, it seemed that he was the only one who had nothing to do with the exam.

You said that if my brother went up and stood so consciously, would the old pedant be moved to pass the whole because of my brother's honesty?

The rolls were issued, a total of five.

Judging from the weight, the old scholar did not break his promise, and he gave a very solid "big meal" today.

The first is the listening part.

As usual, Zhang Xiaoqiang's performance in this part of the exam was extremely stable, and he only understood two sentences of Chinese again without any suspense.

One sentence is: the listening test starts now.

The other sentence is: the end of the listening section.

The next step is the written part.

Zhang Xiaoqiang flipped through the volumes one by one in order.

This is called looking at the overall situation, and as a qualified scumbag, it is one of the necessary skills to count the number of multiple-choice questions as quickly as possible.

Because Yu Zhang Xiaoqiang, a good student who spends all the year round in Internet cafes, dormitories, and occasionally comes to class to play soy sauce, the proportion of multiple choice questions in the exam questions will be directly related to the probability of passing his final exam score.

However, looking at the area covered by the multiple-choice questions on the exam paper today, Zhang Xiaoqiang was a little relieved.

This old pedant still has a little mercy in the end, and he has not been killed completely.

As long as you are lucky enough, you can make a living by relying on multiple-choice questions alone.

Otherwise, the old pedant will give you the whole proposition composition, Zhang Xiaoqiang estimates that 90% of the brothers present now have to be heroic and heroic.

officially started to write, and when he really looked at the questions of the test paper in front of him, Zhang Xiaoqiang found that he had an incurable disease.

What!? Bai Xue's disease!

And it's the kind that is incurable in the late stage.

Because of reading through the whole volume, Zhang Xiaoqiang is difficult to find something to know.

This Nima can't even understand the exam questions, how can he play?

Ordinary people may give up struggling and sleep on the table.

But Zhang Xiaoqiang, who has rich experience in countdown, has learned from the pain and summed up the lessons after experiencing countless failures.

Although you can't beat your opponent in terms of scores! But at least we can surpass our opponents in the speed of turning rolls!

According to Zhang Xiaoqiang's own summary of the law, the written test must be turned to the second side within 10 minutes after the book is opened, and the sound of the flip must be loud, fast and accurate, and the opponent begins to doubt life!

It's just that it has to be matched with disdainful and contemptuous eyes, and you want the kind of rush that makes people feel chills in their hearts when they see it.

You must know that exams are also different from person to person, depending on the classification of people.

In general, it can be divided into two categories, one is the scumbag type, and the other is the top student.

There is no doubt that the top student type has the absolute strength to compete for excellence, after all, people's capital is there.

And the scumbag, there are so many goods in his belly, not to mention Zhang Xiaoqiang, the ranking of each exam is stable, and he is basically in the bottom three, so what he has to consider is not surpassing, but how to consolidate his position and not be overtaken by the second-to-last and first-to-last.

In view of this, the above-mentioned oppressive psychological warfare is particularly important, and can often have unexpected effects in actual combat.

At least in the competition for the "penultimate position" of the second fat, relying on his own small summary, Zhang Xiaoqiang has always maintained a high winning rate.

It is not difficult to see from this that people live in the world, no matter what kind of problems they deal with, they must use their brains.