"Stop talking nonsense with him! This kid didn't see a little blood, and he thought we were joking with him! ”

"Alas! Don't mind! Waving his hand to stop the man next to him stepping forward, Zhang Xiaoqiang looked around in a panic, and then pointed to the two bags of rice on the ground and hurriedly continued: "Big brother, if you have less spare money, you can take these 40 catties of rice, it is produced in the Northeast and tastes good." ”

"Not enough?" Seeing that there was a stupid shortage, the man and the others didn't mean to take it, Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly took out the two bags of pickled radishes that were held under the armpit of his left arm: "Also, there is this, rice with side dishes is also very good, you can go back and try it." ”

The stupid group of people remained in place as usual, and Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was helpless, could only hand the toilet roll hidden in his left hand to everyone with tears in his eyes: "Or, you can take this too?" Hehe, eat, after eating, you can wipe your mouth. ”

Shake, the shoulders involuntarily shake faintly, if you look at it from behind at this moment, you will really think that the stupid lack is moved to sob.

"You've had enough, haven't you?" The stupid dancing knife flower suddenly stopped, and the blade stood straight in front of Zhang Xiaoqiang's nose.

In an instant, Zhang Xiaoqiang was fixed on the ground like a stake, only his mouth opened and closed and he trembled and muttered: "Big brother, don't be angry, I, haven't I been cooperating with you all the time." ”

"Don't talk nonsense with Lao Tzu! Hand over the the money! Otherwise, don't blame Lao Tzu for the white knife in and the red knife out. ”

"Big brother, I really don't have any money! All my belongings are here. ”

Looking at the butterfly knife that was getting closer and closer, Zhang Xiaoqiang wanted to cry without tears.

He still has a pig at home, but the problem is ...... Alas, wait, or give them the old pigs.

Such...... Not only can the crisis be resolved, but it will also save you a headache for eating every day in the future.

Kill two birds with one stone, I'm so smart.

Thinking about it, Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly shouted: "Yes, by the way, big brother, I think about it, I remember." I, I have a pig at home, just, it's in the small building over there, you go and take him away, and sell it back, it's thousands of dollars. ”

Raising his finger slightly, pointing to the small building of the rental house a hundred meters away, Zhang Xiaoqiang was a little smug about his on-the-spot adaptability.

But I didn't want to be stupid and glanced at it, and the complexion on my face was not only not soothed, but became more hideous: "Raising pigs!?" Raising pigs in a residential building!? You're a fool! ”

O God! O earth! The older generation summed it up right!

Once again, don't argue with fools, because they will first lower your IQ and then beat you with their experience.

Zhang Xiaoqiang really wants to get rid of the stupid lack of big ears now, but he is afraid that he will not be able to beat so many people on the other side.

At this time, the old man said leisurely: "Alas, what are you kid afraid of?" Are you all rubbish for the gifts you received from your water friends? ”

A word woke up the person in the dream, Zhang Xiaoqiang was shocked!

That's right! Brother is a peerless master who has "Jeet Kune Do", "Lion Roar Gong", and "Dog Stick Method"!

A few thieves...... I'm afraid of a bird!

This man! Once you have confidence, the momentum of your body will immediately become different.

I also felt that there was something wrong with the eyes of the young man in front of me looking at him, and he raised his knife and asked, "What the hell are you looking at?" Want to die? ”

"Big brother! The Son once said: Put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha. Mei G and Gu B both shook hands and made peace, and we don't have any big grudges, so there's no need to see each other. Na, you can take the 5 yuan, and I have the right to invite you brothers to tea. ”

After hearing this, Silly Que began to tremble again. The man behind him finally couldn't stand Zhang Xiaoqiang's idiotic behavior, and rushed up with a bat.

Looking at the man who was menacing, like a tiger coming down the mountain, Zhang Xiaoqiang raised the 5 tickets in his hand again and drank: "Stop!" ”

"What the do you want to do?"

"Let me just ask, do you have to get along with me Xiaoqiang today?"

"You're stupid! I won't teach you a lesson today, and don't mess around in the future! The man's lips and teeth rubbed, as if he wanted to crush Zhang Xiaoqiang.

"In that case, there's no way around it. I'm here to give you four options to choose from. ”

"You should sell your phone! Also course options!! ”

"Don't worry, I'm all wrapped up here by you, you're still afraid that I won't be able to escape, listen carefully to what I say, believe me, it's very helpful to you."

Several bandits were stupid by Zhang Xiaoqiang, it is estimated that they have been in the world for so long, and it is the first time that they have met the master who has been robbed and has not forgotten to sell business.

Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't talk nonsense, got straight to the point, and went straight to the point: "Package 1, everyone is good to get together and disperse, you take your Yangguan Road, I take my single-plank bridge, go back to your own home, and find your mother." ”

Seeing that the bandits were about to move, Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly continued: "Package two, I will fight you with my bare hands, but I haven't used this set of boxing techniques before, and the strength may not be good in terms of control, don't blame me if you break your legs and feet." ”

The bandits' eyes were about to split, and Zhang Xiaoqiang shrugged his shoulders stupidly: "Package three, I use weapons, you may have a little bit of face on this point, you can rest assured, just give me a small branch." I'm afraid of killing people with iron rods. ”

The heavy snorts of the bandits could already be heard in the air, and it goes without saying that they were already quite angry.

"Package 4 is the most distinctive, I guess you will like it too, what about me, I don't use weapons, nor fists and feet, I will use a mouth to fight you."

"This, the basic situation of the four packages is like this, you can discuss it, okay, tell me, and we can officially start playing."

Have you ever seen some small mobile phone stores in the downtown area?

Every weekend and holiday, they will roll out the red carpet on the whole big stage, and then find a master of ceremonies to "cry wolf" on the stage to promote their own products and packages.

Under the stage, a bunch of ordinary people can squeeze their heads up, just to compete for small gifts such as plastic bags distributed by the store for free.

Now the scene in the alley is basically the same as the above, Zhang Xiaoqiang is the excited master of ceremonies, and the stupid people play the role of ordinary people.

It's just that now this group of people doesn't seem to be particularly satisfied with the "activities" of the merchants, and after completing a series of shoulder shakes as usual, Silly Que grinned and said coldly: "Hmph! Hum! Yes! Cow B! Did you hear that? He's going to call us with his mouth!? Yes! Brother is standing here today, I want to see how you greet us! ”

The last sentence almost burst out between the teeth.

Hearing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang snapped his fingers: "OK, package four selected!" The old man heard what he said, the "Lion Roar Gong" equipment! ”

"Gotcha, Roger! You'll be careful later. Be careful not to shatter the window panes next to people. ”