After the bus arrived at the station, Zhang Xiaoqiang walked off the bus depressedly with 10 pieces of "ocean".

As the night darkens, families gather around the TV to enjoy a rare break after a busy day.

Zhang Xiaoqiang looked up at the bright moon in the sky, and sighed lightly: Alas, let's go to the supermarket to carry two bags of rice first.

When I arrived at the supermarket, the lights inside were bright, and the high-power incandescent light bulbs made the whole room as if it were daytime.

Everywhere you can see customers pushing small carts, they are talking and laughing, and large bags and small bags are constantly taking things from the shelves, and the sweeping momentum is no less than that of the "Eight-Nation Alliance" and "devils entering the village".

Zhang Xiaoqiang's purpose is very clear, he slipped away and went straight to the grain and oil non-staple food area on the second floor, swept the price card, and finally settled in the bulk rice area that few people patronized, and then weighed 40 catties of the cheapest Northeast silk miao rice.

When it was over, I stopped by and took two bags of pickled dried radish and a packet of toilet paper. Then I went straight to the cashier counter and found a passage with few people to sneak in.

In front of him were two pure gentlemen, one of whom bought a box of Durex.

Wait until Zhang Xiaoqiang stepped forward to settle the bill, good guy, 2 bags full of rice were put on the table, the amount was quite shocking!

"First of all, sir, do you have a membership card?" Obviously frightened by Zhang Xiaoqiang's domineering, the waiter stared at the two bags of "sandbags" in front of him and was stunned for two seconds.

"Nope."

Then listen to the sound of "Didi" scanning code.

First two bags of rice, then pickled dried radish, and finally ...... Toilet paper!?

At this time, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt that the cashier's eyes looking at him were a little complicated, and there seemed to be a trace of sympathy in the dark.

Why is that?

Anyway, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't figure it out. His instinct was that the other party was probably overwhelmed by his handsome appearance.

So after settling the account, he was quite handsome and walked onto the elevator with two bags of rice in a "elegant" step, and after standing still, his hands loosened and he exhaled...... Your mother's rice is also fucking heavy.

Fortunately, the rented house was not far from the supermarket, and Zhang Xiaoqiang got out of the supermarket and hurried to rush home.

By the time he reached the alley, he was tired, no different from an asthma patient.

Suddenly, there was the sound of flints striking on a dim street corner, and a few bits of red light flickered like the ghosts of hell.

Seeing such a scene, Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately concluded from his rich "tragic history" that the group of people opposite was definitely not a "good stubble".

"The enemy advances and I retreat, the enemy is stationed and I disturb, the enemy is tired and I fight, and the enemy retreats and I chase."

According to the sixteen-character "mystery" of Grandpa Mao's guerrilla warfare, Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately decided to change the direction, and then fled in the opposite direction with two big "sandbags".

Hum! Want to rob Lao Tzu Dao!? Lao Tzu is a real man who has been robbed 100 times!

With the ridicule of "sarcasm", Zhang Xiaoqiang followed the hanging "big yellow duck", swaying left and right desperately.

But at the last moment when he was about to rush out of the alley and escape, several more figures flashed in front of him.

No way! It was "GANK"!

At this dilemma, Zhang Xiaoqiang did not panic, he is also an experienced old "Jianghu".

Hurry up and get ready now.

First of all, I took stock of my belongings as quickly as possible, so that the robbers could better cooperate with the other party when they put forward relevant "requirements".

Secondly, carefully recall the technical essentials of the "tiger squatting" style, so that even if the other party "warmly entertains" himself, he at least has the means to deal with it.

Finally, there is the spiritual level, which is called willpower.

Zhang Xiaoqiang has appeared in his mind one after another famous historical figures such as Han Xin and Gou Jian, and at the same time constantly mentally hints to himself: if you can't bear it, you will make a big plan, take a step back and open the sky, and you will be a good man thirty years later.

"Humph, boy! It's waiting for you! ”

The playful voice behind the alleyway was a little familiar, Zhang Xiaoqiang turned around, frowned and glanced at it, and asked uncertainly, "Huh...... We know each other? ”

"You kid won't forget me so quickly, will you?" As the figure kept getting closer, Zhang Xiaoqiang took a look through the moonlight, and couldn't help but shrink the "second master": "It's you!" ”

The obscene shoehorn face, even if the person who comes turns into a gray chapter, Xiaoqiang can't forget it.

The other party was the "stupid" thief on the 234 bus in the afternoon, who pointed at his "second master" and pulled hard!!

"Hehe, I finally remembered." The stupid thief sneered twice with "relief".

Zhang Xiaoqiang looked back and forth, and the other party had completely blocked his retreat.

"What, you want to run?"

"Hehe, nothing like that...... Ah, the moon is so round today! ”

"Yes! Later, you can see that he is not only round, but also red. As soon as the stupid lack of words came out, it immediately provoked the accompanying accomplices to "** pile up", and they "giggled" like chickens crowing one by one.

Zhang Xiaoqiang cried with a sad cheek: "This brother, let's have something to say!" I don't have any grudges with you, and I'm in the car today, I can't help it, you ......"

"Less!" Interrupting Zhang Xiaoqiang's words, he took a step forward with a cigarette in his mouth: "Dare to block Lao Tzu's wealth, I think you are impatient!" ”

"Alas, don't, big brothers, everything is easy to discuss, what do you want me to do?" Nowadays, life preservation is the most important thing.

"What to do? Make up for today's losses of the brothers, otherwise don't blame the brothers for being polite! As he spoke, he shook his hand and pulled out a butterfly knife.

Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at the other party's fluttering knife flowers, swallowed and spit, and cursed in his heart: "Cut him!" Cut him Y! ”

"Hey! Damn, you should fart when you talk! If you don't want to die, hurry up and hand over the money! ”

Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was preoccupied with "spiritual attacks", immediately blurted out: "Talking about money hurts feelings." ”

Stupid Que jumped up when he heard it: "What the are you talking about?" ”

Seeing that the sword light was about to be killed, Zhang Xiaoqiang finally came back to his senses from the fugue state, and took out the only 5 yuan belongings from his pocket as quickly as possible, and then raised them high in the air: "The money is here!" ”

Stupid Que was frightened by his scream and stood on the spot, bursting out: "You are playing! Red card! Who are you scaring about! ”

After venting, Silly Que raised his head and looked at the sky, and when his eyes made contact with the 5 tickets, the corners of his lips couldn't help twitching: "Hmph! Hum! Brat? ”

"Alas, big brother."

"You're the one who asked for food! 5 bucks? Is this what you are trying to make up for our loss? Why do you look down on us? Dude is also a person who is a few tens of dollars per minute, don't you know? Do you want to ""? ”

The knife dangled in front of his nose, Zhang Xiaoqiang's little heart was beating non-stop, and now if he was pulled to do an electrocardiogram, he would be able to ensure that he could complete the "Qingming Riverside Map".

"Alas, no, big brother, I, I don't mean to look down on you. I know you're technical, but I'm the ...... Hehe, it's not like you've been running out of money lately. ”

As he spoke, Zhang Xiaoqiang turned his trouser pocket inside out: "Na, you see, I really don't have any money." These 5 yuan is all my living expenses, and if you take it, I will become a proletariat. ”