Chapter 17: Don't Faint Me
I'm cĒo! Zhao Si! I said how to have a convulsion!
No wonder the beauties laughed loudly; No wonder Su Leng Che is so hot; No wonder Long Dongqiang is proud; Brother Dare ...... just now
Leng was in the corridor for 5 minutes, and Zhang Xiaoqiang, who had come back to his senses a little, then asked with a sad cheek and sadness: "What the hell is going on?" I obviously saw Michael online, why did Zhao Si possess me in a blink of an eye? Do you still have strings of wire here? ā
"What a string! This is quite normal possession. The old man said it for granted.
"Normal? It's abnormal! As soon as he thought of shaking like a sheep for a few minutes, Zhang Xiaoqiang was depressed to death.
"Hehe, you can only blame yourself for not caring about it, the old man told you a long time ago, the rule of this possession is to look at the amount of reward from water friends, and whoever rewards more will be managed. Just Zhao Si gave the highest reward, so he attached it to your body. ā
"What?" If you don't listen, just hear the old man say that Zhao Si has the highest reward, Zhang Xiaoqiang has an urge to beat people: "You said that Zhao Si has the highest reward?" ā
"Of course!"
"That's Michael didn't tip!"
"No, he hit!"
"How is this possible!?"
"Hehe, if you want to say that this Zhao Si is still very howling, hey, you kid will have a good relationship with others in the future."
The old man didn't listen to what Zhang Xiaoqiang said, he was busy searching for the stream of consciousness, and soon found the list of live broadcast rewards.
swept down row by row, Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at the amount of reward for the two:
Michael Jackson rewarded the anchor with 50 yang shou coins;
Nicholas Zhao Si rewarded the anchor with 500 yang shou coins;
I'm cĒo!
The number will not be faked, facts speak louder than words, no matter how unwilling Zhang Xiaoqiang is to accept it, he can't change the reality that Zhao Si has obtained "management rights".
Looking at the dazzling amount of money shown in the "stream of consciousness", Zhang Xiaoqiang trembled and muttered: Oh my God! Zhao Si is actually richer than Michael!
This...... Speechless! Quite speechless! What did Mr. Benshan say: is also the king of dance, why is the gap so big.
That's it! This is life, you never know what moths will be in the next second, B has too much, and it makes sense to be struck by lightning.
It seems that this possession is not all good things, just imagine if you go to the bathhouse to take a bath one day and be possessed by Zhao Gao, Zhang Rang, Wei Zhongxian and others, it will be ......
"Alas~" sighed lightly, Zhang Xiaoqiang, who walked out of the teaching building, suddenly looked back, looked at the dance practice room that was still brightly lit, and his eyes showed a hint of helplessness.
"Hehe, what's the matter, it's interesting to that girl?" The old man asked.
"No, don't talk nonsense!"
"Hehe, I don't think so, if you like it, you can chase it, the manly husband doesn't even have the courage to do this?"
"Cut! Old man, you just stand and talk without backache! Little brother, I'm about to lose my face today, and I'm still chasing, chasing a fart! After laughing angrily, Zhang Xiaoqiang stepped forward.
"Hey, look at your little bit of talent, you can't do it, the old man can help you."
"Can you help me? How can it help? Feeling a little interesting, Zhang Xiaoqiang stopped again.
"Well...... Wonder? ā
"Nonsense!"
"Hehe, if you want to know, do as I say."
Faintly smelling the smell of conspiracy, Zhang Xiaoqiang sneered and asked, "Old man, you won't be playing any ghost again, right?" ā
Although the contact time has not been long, Zhang Xiaoqiang has already really understood the cunning of the old man.
"Yo yo, look at what you said, na, believe me, go to the bank and take out all your banknotes, and I'll make sure you get that Nizi later." Of course, it's up to you whether you want to do it or not. Dropping this sentence, the old man disappeared again.
"Holy, old man, old man!" No surprise, no reply.
In desperation, Zhang Xiaoqiang could only return to the dormitory in a huff.
As soon as he entered the door, before he sat down, the second fat rushed over with a fat body.
Boy! That's a fat man of about 200 pounds, counting the acceleration of running, it is no less than a pig with an ejector.
At the critical moment of life and death, Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't care about anything else, raised his right foot, and then kicked it out with all his strength, and then the earthquake ......
"Bang! Syllable! Syllable! Whoa! ā
2 minutes later, the two fat men with a swollen face stood on the ground, and Zhang Xiaoqiang sat on the stool in front of him.
There was a solemn atmosphere in the house, and the sound of Jin Ge's iron horses could be faintly heard in the air.
Er Fat looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang coldly, and Zhang Xiaoqiang stared at Er Fat intently.
Where the eyes meet, the electric light and flint are bubbling out.
In the end, it was the second fat who acted first, he circled around the chair and stool Zhang Xiaoqiang sat on three times to the left and three to the right, his neck twisted, his ass was niuniu, and Zhang Xiaoqiang, who finally couldn't stand the attack of the fat man's dancing, took the lead in breaking the gong and was defeated: "Brother, it's my mistake, can you stop going around, I'm dizzy!" ā
"Hah! Ha! Ha! With the taunt of the victor, Er Fat Lang laughed three times, and then his face sank: "You know my policy, confess strictly, oh no...... It's lenient, confess leniently, resist strictly, and honestly explain, what did Mr. Wang do with you? ā
"This ......" obviously can't tell today's troubles, otherwise the second fat knows it, which is basically equivalent to announcing it to the whole universe.
This product has liked to make small reports since he was a child, and his ambition to become a professional reporter has risen when he grows up, but as he grows older, the fat man is getting farther and farther away from the journalist industry, but it shows the potential to become a "paparazzi".
"I don't know!" Simply give a decisive reply.
Hearing this, the fat man suddenly pressed over, and Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately became the "membrane" of the "meat sandwich bun".
"Look me in the eye!" Erfat tried his best to lift his eyelids between his fingernails, and then asked in a deep voice, "What do you see from my eyes?" ā
Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at it very hard, and then swallowed and spitted: "Uh...... You have in your eyes. ā
"Huh? I said how to look at things and flowers! ā
Speechless!
After rubbing hard, the second fat straightened his body and pointed again: "Don't want to lie under my eyes, say!" What does Mr. Wang have to do with you? ā
Look, Er Fat not only has the potential to be a paparazzi, but also has a strong smell of gossip.
Sighing, Zhang Xiaoqiang raised his head and repeated generously: "It's really nothing!" ā
"Hmph, don't say it!"
The atmosphere on the field fell silent again, the fat man stared at Zhang Xiaoqiang's eyes, twisted his neck, and the two elephant legs faintly showed signs of moving.
Seeing this situation, Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly raised his hand and gestured with the word "stop": "Don't move, I said!" I said it wasn't even possible! ā
Damn! I saw all kinds of circles this afternoon, and Zhang Xiaoqiang still felt sick in his heart.
In the end, because of the second fat YINWEI, he could only avoid the important and make up a story to fool the fat man.
Fortunately, the fat man's IQ is the same as his weight, both of which are two hundred and five.
Get rid of the entanglement of the fat man, and the sky gradually darkens.
Zhang Xiaoqiang glanced at his mobile phone, and at half past six in the evening, he said goodbye to the second fat and left school to go home.