The next morning, the sun unleashed its enthusiasm with the boar in heat.

Hot! Pretty hot! Zhang Xiaoqiang was lying on the bed like a dry corpse! His eyes stared at the ceiling, and his mind pondered a philosophical question of considerable depth:

To eat or not to eat in the morning?

When you eat, it's hot!

Don't eat, hungry!

After a long struggle, he flipped over and decided to continue sleeping.

"Alas~ It's a good weather, you don't plan to sleep at home, right?" The old man who disappeared overnight suddenly came out.

Zhang Xiaoqiang raised his eyelids lazily: "Hmph, what, can't you?" ”

"I ...... I said can you kid be a little ideal, a little pursuit, what's the difference between you and salted fish? The old man was furious.

Zhang Xiaoqiang smiled "hehe": "Of course there is, the salted fish is not hot in the refrigerator, you must be able to give me the whole refrigerator now, and tell me to do anything." Also, who said that my brother has no ideals? ”

"You too?"

"Nonsense, it's everyone."

"Yo ho, then tell me, what does the old man want to hear about your ideals?" Straightening his posture, the old man was quite interested.

Zhang Xiao emphasized the whole posture, put his hands under his head, and then replied with a longing face: "My ideal is to make money with my eyes closed, and to eat while lying on the bed, as long as I want to achieve it." Well, that's not bad, isn't it? ”

Speechless!

The old man lamented: "Can't you think of something practical? ”

"Huh? What does it mean to be practical? ”

"Like that Niko yesterday? Aren't you interested in her, how about it? Can the old man help you get her? "He looks disrespectful to the old man, and the old man's face is full of obscenity.

"Hmph, brother knows that you don't have a good heart, and you still have chicken soup with me early in the morning...... Say, what the hell do you want to do? ”

"Want to know? If you want to know, you can go to the bank and withdraw the money as I said, and when the time comes, the old man will naturally sue you. Raising his head, the old man skimmed his beard a little arrogantly.

Sure enough, it's this again! Zhang Xiaoqiang's eyes rolled, he was sure that the old man must have a moth in his gourd, but what could it be?

Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration, and suddenly thought of a possibility: "Alas, wait a minute, you have been encouraging me to go to the bank since yesterday, could it be that the bandits in Liangshan are going to possess me?" ”

I'll go! Thinking of this, Zhang Xiaoqiang was also taken aback by his own speculation.

You have to know who attaches to him, he has no decision, in other words, as long as the heroes of Liangshan are willing to take the ticket and smash the first reward, they can get management.

If you want to take the first place, as long as they raise funds, it seems that no one can beat the current economic situation of the water friends in the live broadcast room.

IT IS A FEW MONKEY HAIRS OF THE GREAT SAGE HAO, WHICH CAN FIGHT IN TERMS OF NUMBERS, BUT THE SUMMONED MONKEYS ...... It's still out of money!

Emma, thanks to my brother's clever brain, otherwise I would have just gone to the bank and turned back to the bandits...... OMG!

"Old man, are you playing like this, are you going too far?"

Bandits go on the body, rob banks, and are sentenced to prison at the least, or shot directly, but they are just being an anchor, if they take their lives because of this...... Zhang Xiaoqiang is really hot now.

Who would have wanted to listen to his words, but the old man smiled stupidly: "Hehehe." Oh, I said that your kid's thinking is really jumping, and you can think of so many things, alas, I'll ask you, whoever sues you Liangshan will definitely possess you? What are you? Swelled within two days of the broadcast? Think you're an internet celebrity? Also, even if the people of Liangshan possess you, what are they going to do to rob your bank? A whole pile of waste paper to go back to collect? ”

Zhang Xiaoqiang, who asked rhetorically, was speechless.

"Na, don't talk nonsense, do what I say, I will never pit you, and you will definitely benefit immensely if you do a good job."

With that, the old man disappeared again.

I have to say that the old guy is indeed a good hand at manipulating people's minds.

He dropped such a sentence, and Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was scratching directly, was itching!

Especially the last sentence "If you do a good job, you will definitely benefit immensely", Zhang Xiaoqiang was in a reverie, and now his mind is full of strange patterns composed of Arabic numerals and English letters:

“32C，36D，34B…… Hey, hey, hey! ”

Saliva left along the corners of his lips, otherwise how to say that people are not amorous young men, besides, the old men are so persistent in begging each other, Zhang Xiaoqiang decided to do a good deed that day.

Thinking of this, he no longer hesitated, jumped off the bed in a rage, put on a simple dress, and went to the bank with his card.

The scorching sun wantonly humiliated the earth, in the venue where heaven and earth meet, Zhang Xiaoqiang dragged his tired steps and stuck out his tongue "hum" and walked forward with difficulty, and when he arrived at the bank, the induction door consciously opened the door, and a cool cold wind blew out, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't help but groan "En", and then inserted.

"Sir, what business do you want to handle?"

"Withdraw money!"

"Okay, here's the way."

took the waiting slip, Zhang Xiaoqiang glanced at it, okay, there are 20 people in front, how else to talk about the descendants of the dragon.

Wait, I found a seat, and Zhang Xiaoqiang sat down.

I didn't think about it, and he never got up again.

It wasn't until 40 minutes later that the crisp system voice slowly announced: "Please go to the No. 2038 station to handle business." ”

Mother, when he heard that his number was reported, Zhang Xiaoqiang almost cried.

It feels like an Oscars gala, where a bunch of candidates are waiting for the final results to be revealed.

In the envious eyes of everyone, Zhang Xiaoqiang twisted and walked towards the No. 3 platform, no way, the time was too long, and the was ridiculous.

Waiting for the adjustment, the second master returned to his position, Zhang Xiaoqiang looked up, and a black shadow slipped and sat in front of the third stage.

Can you relate to that feeling of anger? It's like to a chrysanthemum, and you're about to plump out of it when you see it, but the pit position that you are so easy to aim at is suddenly taken by someone who stands first, that kind of despair, unwillingness, and anger...... It can definitely bring out a person's potential.

Yes! The current Zhang Xiaoqiang is in this state, he is angry, he is angry, the most important thing is that his eggs hurt...... He couldn't sit for another 40 minutes.

So......

"Hey!" Striding to the front of the No. 3 platform, Zhang Xiaoqiang raised his palm and patted the shoulder of the person sitting on the seat: "I said you are ......"

"What the hell!"

The face is big and the neck is thick, the gold pendant the size of a dog chain hangs straight down to the chest, the five fingers are full of eye-catching thick rings, and the Buddha beads like jujube beards are dangling around the wrist, and the explosive Hu turned his head violently, and stared at Zhang Xiaoqiang coldly.

Looking at the domineering and arrogant face of the outburst, Zhang Xiaoqiang raised his arm slightly, reversed 90 degrees, and walked over quickly towards the entrance of the bank:

"Hey! Whose dog is there! How to defecate in the open! ”