In the following time, everyone was simply eye-opening!

This sketch given by Wang Hao, the classic quotations are simply endless!

"Brother, next time in the hotel, do all the materials yourself? What do you order here, a few dishes, two, give a little chance, the teacher comes to your hotel, you can't express it? Give one away? Uncle, why are you so picky, there is no one, we have to build another one! ”

"Don't make any noise, what if you want to do it later?"

"In this life, sometimes it is the same as sleeping, as soon as the eyes are closed, a struggle, a day has passed, well~~~~ As soon as the eyes are closed, if you don't earn, this life will pass, so ~~~~~!"

"Money is something outside the body, what is the most painful thing for people, people die, money is not spent!"

"The most painful thing is that people are alive and the money is gone!"

At this time, there is no need for a few actors on stage to act, and this line alone made everyone laugh several times!

Secretary Lin's eyes are as bright as a two-hundred-watt light bulb, and he doesn't need to turn on the lights in the middle of the night, just his eyes can illuminate!

"Brother, you can do this! This sketch is simply amazing! Secretary Lin praised it and said, "Just take this sketch, it will definitely make people's teeth laugh off!" ”

You don't talk nonsense, this sketch is recognized as the pinnacle of sketches, just this sketch makes people Xiaoshenyang popular? So what's the point of doubt?

Sure enough, when the sketch was all finished, there was an explosion of applause below, which lasted for a minute!

Everyone is now convinced of Wang Hao!

Just this sketch, who dares to say a word?! This is a sketch, okay?! Just like this for about 20 minutes, how many times did you laugh? That's too many to count! Every sentence is a classic!

At this time, no one dared to find fault with Wang Hao, Secretary Lin asked in a low voice: "Brother, this sketch must not have been said, do you have any other ideas?" It's absolutely no problem for you to have this sketch and cross talk finale on this party, but if it's just the two of you, the number is not enough! ”

A party, the language program of sketch cross talk has to account for at least more than one-third, and now these are the two, although the quality is quite high, but the quantity is not enough, it is still not good!

In fact, Secretary Lin just asked casually, but he didn't want to, Wang Hao nodded without thinking about it, and said, "No problem, Brother Lin, I promise you to take this party!" I still have a bunch of this sketch, so I'll tell you about it! ”

As soon as he said this, everyone in the audience was stunned!

He has prepared more than one of this sketches?!

Liu's big head and eyes were about to pop out, and he shouted: ", he has more than one such sketch?!" ”

"Eh, who's that. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info" Wang Hao pointed to Liu's head: "It's you, Liu's head, right?" Come here! Today I called you know what a sketch is! You can't play the sketch in the front, this one will definitely work! ”

Yes, that's right, in this sketch, Liu's head is just right for a role!

"Me?! Can I do it too?! Liu's head was full of disbelief, he didn't calculate anything, Wang Hao could still arrange a role for him: "Is there really my role?!" ”

"Nonsense," Wang Hao called him up and said, "You play a role here, you wait for me to get the script out!" ”

Wang Hao made the script on the spot, and Liu's head was full of horror!

This skit script must come with your mouth open?! No way? So scary?! Let's study sketches at least on a monthly basis, and some sketches even take two or three months to finally get on the stage, but this guy just took out several?!

Liu's head was full of disbelief, but after getting the script, he knelt down directly!

"You just read it," Wang Hao handed over the lines to Liu's head, and found two people at random, and said, "I have written all kinds of points, no problem, right?" ”

Liu looked at it and said, "No problem!" ”

And so this begins.

Soon, the old lady began to read: "Turn, turn!" ”

Liu's head: "What the hell are you going to turn on?!" ”

Uncle Zhao: "You read all the words that follow!" ”

Old lady: "It's sold, it's sold!" ”

Uncle Zhao: "Read it together!" ”

Old lady: "Abducted, sold!" ”

Liu's head: "Eh, eh, what are you talking about?" What the hell are you kidnapping?! I almost called the police! ”

As soon as they played here, they were already laughing below, and many people laughed: "Hahahaha, I can't do it, this line is simply amazing!" Abduction, haha! That's a kidnapping, right?! "This Wang Hao is too talented, if you don't accept it, you can't do it!" "That's it, every sentence of this line is a burden, if you don't accept it, you can't accept it!"

This sketch selected by Wang Hao is also the pinnacle of the sketch program, selling abduction!

This sketch is simply a burden from beginning to end, and there is not a single word that is useless! It's all connected and it can make a person's stomach burst with laughter!

It's only been five minutes into the show, and the audience is already laughing crazy!

"Hahahaha! I can't do it, you stomp on you, you're numb! ”

"Big head and thick neck, not a big guy!"

"This line is made up, it's amazing! It's also a brain teaser, this question is so simple, I can't even think of it! ”

People laughed crazy, Liu's head was completely convinced, he was quite resistant at first, after all, Wang Hao, who was not well known, suddenly jumped out and said that he gave everyone a sketch, who believes it?

But if you look at other people's works, they don't use any effort at all, they haven't even rehearsed yet, and this line alone makes people laugh!

This is a sketch!

Compared to him, the things that Liu's head used to make are simply impossible to mention! It's total cannon fodder! Bottom! Make up the numbers!

As soon as the abduction was finished, Liu's head knelt down directly: "Brother Hao!" You're my brother! Please! You have to ask me to act in this sketch when the time comes! I didn't know Mount Tai before, Brother Hao, don't take it to heart! ”

"Cut, am I as knowledgeable as you?!" Wang Hao smiled and said, "You didn't say it this time, did you?" ”

Liu's head: "It's gone!" ”

"That's it!" Wang Hao nodded with a smile and said, "This sketch is yours to perform, perform well, I won't blame the past!" ”

"Brother Hao, don't say anything!" Liu's head hugged Wang Hao's fist: "You will be my brother in the future!" ”

After talking about selling abduction, Wang Hao wrote a few sketches casually, all of which were the most popular sketches in his previous life.

Like "Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow", the classic lines in it: "Can I still board your broken ship with this old ticket!"

"Blind Date", classic line: "Haiyan, you can have a snack!" ”

Happy Twist's "Crossing", "Human Epidermal Dirt Research", and so on.

These things were Wang Hao's favorites in his previous life, they simply came out of his mouth, and the classics of that line could make those people present stare out of their eyes!

So much so that in the end, everyone in the audience looked at Wang Hao's eyes as if they had discovered a gold mine, no one dared to squeak, the only hope was that Wang Hao could choose himself, as long as he was selected, he would perform this sketch he said, and it would be popular all over the sky!

In the next time, Wang Hao can be said to have completely ruled the entire room!

From Secretary Lin's TV station director to the actors on various big stages, everyone listened to Wang Hao's sketch with bated breath.

When he finally finished speaking, everyone in the audience was in a state of confusion.

No one can say anything against it.

This is called a sketch! These sketches that people say, take out any of them, they are all classics among classics, and they can even be said to be trend-setting existences!

"Brother," Secretary Lin was completely convinced, and said, "You have helped me a lot!" This party will rush to your sketches, absolutely no problem! Let's go out for dinner together, and I have to thank my brother for this! ”

Oops, we're all embarrassed about that......

Wang Hao scratched his hair with a smile and said, "Brother Lin, look at your politeness, isn't this just catching up, it should be, it should be!" ”

"No, no, no, it's different!" Secretary Lin is now really grateful to Wang Hao, and said: "This meal must be invited to my brother, if you don't go, it won't be kind!" ”

Well, everyone says so, so what's polite?

So after Wang Hao finished talking about this, everyone went directly to the hotel - anyway, it was arranged by Secretary Lin today, and if you don't go, you won't go in vain! What's more, if you can get closer to Wang Hao, then it will be more beneficial, isn't it?!

Soon, everyone arrived at the hotel, the wine and food were ordered, and everyone sat down, Secretary Lin took the lead in holding the wine glass and said, "Everyone, the show you performed today really surprised me very much!" Especially these sketches that my brother Wang Hao said, they are all the best of the best, everyone will rehearse well when the time comes, this party will be successful, and everyone's treatment will definitely not be bad! ”

Everyone responded with a bang, raising their glasses and toasting together.

After Secretary Lin sat down, he smiled at Wang Hao: "Thanks to my brother, it can be regarded as solving my urgent need!" Don't say anything, keep the elder brother in mind, if the elder brother has anything to do in the future, just ask, the brother who can help will definitely help you! ”

Hehe, that's what you're waiting for!

"That's all easy to say," Wang Hao smiled and touched a glass with Secretary Lin, and said: "I'm still good at songs, I happen to have a friend named Jiang Feng, if you don't have people for this song, I'll ask him to sing one on stage!" ”

"Jiang Feng!" Hearing Wang Hao mention this person, Secretary Lin was shocked: "Is that the hottest male singer recently?!" Oh, I've heard of him, and now all David TV parties invite him, and I heard that the appearance fee has been fried to one million! Dude, are you so good? ”

"That's a must!" Wang Hao took out his mobile phone without saying a word, found Jiang Feng's number and dialed it: "Hey, Jiang Feng?" I'm Wang Hao! ”

"Brother Hao!" Jiang Feng's voice on the other side of the phone was full of surprise: "What's the matter with Brother Hao?!" ”

"In this case, I have an elder brother," Wang Hao said with a smile: "He plans to have a Mid-Autumn Festival party on Zhonghai TV, and the city attaches great importance to it. Does my brother have this face? ”

"Yes, there must be!" Jiang Feng didn't hesitate, and directly agreed: "Brother Hao's words are absolutely good, then I will push the invitations of other TV stations, Brother Hao, don't worry, when my brother says anything, I can't drop your chain, right?" Say, one day, I'll go straight over when the time comes! (To be continued.) )