Led the old pig to the kitchen, Zhang Xiaoqiang re-taught the other party how to use liquefied gas and the actual operation of the rice cooker.

After the confession, Zhang Xiaoqiang handed over the responsibility of making lunch to the old pig.

Anyway, Y is a second-level chef, and free labor doesn't have to be used in vain, and he will dare to talk to his brother in the future.

Half an hour later, the meal was served.

Looking at the two black freaks who didn't know what they were, Zhang Xiaoqiang was messy.

"This, this, what is this?" was incoherent, the visual impact of the dishes in front of him was so big, and Zhang Xiaoqiang almost didn't get angry when he saw it.

"This is a persimmon stewed egg," the old pig said, pointing to one of the plates, and said with some pride.

"So, what about this plate?"

"Uh, I haven't named this plate yet, by the way, Xiaoqiang, what's that thing with a handle on the top of the green bula?"

Zhang Xiaoqiang pondered with a bitter face: "You're talking about chili peppers." ”

(Note: In the early Ming Dynasty, there were no chili peppers, and tomatoes were called persimmons.) ）

"I'll rub it, Brother Pig, you don't even know what it is, you dare to put it in? That...... That I, I want to ask, you, are you really Level 2 Chef certified? ”

"Yes! Why do you ask? Regarding Zhang Xiaoqiang's questioning, the old pig was a little unhappy.

"Oh, no, nothing. What is your highest level? ”

"Level 20, what's the matter, you want to take the test too?"

"Uh, cough, Brother Pig, discuss something, I'll cook in the future."

Zhang Xiaoqiang basically didn't eat this meal, but the old pig reimbursed the entire rice cooker.

Looking at the scene of the old pig holding the rice pot and pulling it to his mouth, Zhang Xiaoqiang's little heart has never been 180 miles.

"Hey, old man, hurry up and collect this goods, if he stays like this, my brother will have to go to the rooftop to drink the northwest wind in two days."

"Hehe, no, remember what the old man said, serve these sailors well now, and you will be of infinite use in the future."

"Don't come later, the old god stick, my brother now has all the belongings on him for 50 yuan, you hurry up and find a way to get some tickets for me, otherwise I can't guarantee that I won't stew the pig in the pot if I'm so hungry."

"Hehe, you can try this, by the way, the soul world water friends possess the human world, according to the rules, it is not allowed to use spells and other abilities, but if the host's body is threatened, then it is another matter."

"I'm cǎo! Are you threatening brother? ”

"You have to think that the old man can't help it, or that sentence, what you pay now will definitely not be in vain, believe me, you will be willing to come after the hardship."

"Damn! It's this set again, alas~ Did you engage in pyramid schemes in your last life? ”

Without replying, the old man vanished.

After eating, the old pig leaned on the sofa with his hooves facing the sky, his belly full of fat bulging, and after a while, the old pig straightened his body, and said to Zhang Xiaoqiang in a serious way: "Xiaoqiang, do you have something to do in the afternoon?" ”

"No? What's wrong? ”

"Oh, that's right, if you're all right, let's go out for a walk...... Life lies in sports, and I used to go for a walk at Nantianmen after dinner. Also, I want to get a good understanding of the lives of your people here, so that it is convenient to give you advice on pickling girls. ”

Move! Since the old pig entered this rental house, Zhang Xiaoqiang was most moved by this sentence.

"Don't say anything, Brother Pig, let's go."

The expenditure of ten catties of rice a day has to be exchanged for some harvest!

led the old pig out of the house, and before going on the road, Zhang Xiaoqiang specially told the old pig not to land on the ground with two hooves outside.

Just kidding, this is going to be seen by those unscrupulous reporters, and tomorrow's headlines on various websites will definitely be: "Pig Strong" is disabled and strong, and he has learned to walk upright under the careful care of his "family".

But even so, Zhang Xiaoqiang still didn't dare to take the old pig to a place with too many people.

After all, the old pig is not a person in the world, and the one here is too unfamiliar to him, so it is difficult to guarantee that the old pig will not make unbelievable moves.

In the end, after several trade-offs, Zhang Xiaoqiang led the old pig into a park not too far from the school, which is open for free on weekends, and the flowers and plants in it are also suitable for letting go of the mind.

But God's mind is sometimes really difficult for you to figure out, and Zhang Xiaoqiang would never have dreamed that his self-confessed arrangement was the beginning of a fateful duel.

Leading the pig, Zhang Xiaoqiang strolled in the park.

Because it was a weekend, many nearby residents came out with their wives and children.

Zhang Xiaoqiang unexpectedly became the focus of attention, especially those passers-by who were walking with a puppy, and when they saw him walking with a pig, they all responded with an admiring expression of "buddy, you are really good".

Anyway, he was used to this kind of attention, Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't care, he took the old pig on a tour, and the two of them walked lazily along the paved stone path in the garden.

When he arrived at a relatively secluded lawn, the old pig suddenly stopped, raised his hooves and pointed to a billboard set up next to the road, and said in a low voice with a stern face: "Xiaoqiang, what happened to the monkey, you want to arrest him?" ”

Hearing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang's second uncle was confused, and turned his face to look sideways at the billboard: Damn! Poster for the return of the Great Sage.

At this moment, without waiting for Zhang Xiaoqiang to explain to the old pig, a familiar female voice suddenly came from behind him: "Zhang Xiaoqiang? ”

Immediately after the soles of his feet, he followed up with a voice: "What a big peach!" ”

When the old pig saw the coming, his eyes lit up and he couldn't walk.

Your uncle's! Look at your little bit of talent! Look at the brother...... Emma, it's really big!

Dressed in a super tight plastic shirt and flesh-colored stockings on his feet, Su Lengche is dressed today, and he is still so SAO-like.

"Xiaoqiang! Soak her! Soak her! The old pig kept saliva while constantly sending a stream of consciousness to Zhang Xiaoqiang.

It's just a random annoying voice that interrupted the pig, and the exchange between the two of them: "Leng Che, this is your friend?" ”

"Oh, it's my classmate."

"Hello! Xiaozhang is right, my name is Qin Puze, and we met for the first time. ”

Brute!

Almost in unison, the two of them, Pig, and Zhang burst out of this idea almost at the same time.

"Hehe, Xiao Zhang is very interesting, take pigs as pets, I don't know what breed of pig you are?" After the words were closed, I heard two dog barks in the air, and then a little VIP strode over.

He shook the hair on the top of his head quite elegantly, and then glanced at the old pig with disdain, obviously looking down on the fat Bajie.

"Chinese Pastoral Pig." Zhang Xiaoqiang replied casually.

"Ahh It turned out to be a soil pig. I said how I haven't seen it. Qin Yuze showed a hint of a playful smile.

A pompous kid like him usually likes to tinker with strange things.

When I saw Zhang Xiaoqiang walking the pig, I thought it might be a foreign cherished breed, but I never thought that it was a domestic pig, and when I looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang, I immediately despised it.

The master is still like this, not to mention his pampered little VIPs.

As if feeling the call of the master, the little VIP straightened his neat hair, and walked arrogantly to the old pig, and then the "Wangwang" of "dog fighting human power" howled twice.

This is a naked provocation, Zhang Xiaoqiang subconsciously glanced at the old pig crawling on the ground.

Seeing that the old pig was still as calm and calm as the old cadre, I couldn't help but feel a little admiration.

is worthy of being a leader, self-cultivation is high, this can be endured.

Who knows, before this idea has been settled, a violent stream of consciousness flashed through his mind:

You're a grandson! I'm going to kill you!