I made up for a night's sleep, and when I woke up, it was half past eleven at noon.

Zhang Xiaoqiang got off the bed sleepily, listened to the rhythmic tapping of the "bamboo board" outside, and settled down a little.

I took the '82 Coke from the bedside table, took a sip of it, and then got up and walked outside.

Out of the bedroom, Zhang Xiaoqiang went straight to the living room.

Seeing that the old pig was still sitting in front of the computer desk and studying hard, I felt a sense of relief.

Alas, they all say that the old pig is lazy to eat, it seems that this is the ...... That's right, when he came to my brother's place, he didn't just sit there all the time except for eating.

"Hehe, Brother Pig, how is it, can you understand the information you are looking for?" Hugging his chest, Zhang Xiaoqiang posed as an old pedant.

When he was in school, he admired the teacher very much, especially the teacher's criticism of the momentum of educating people, which was no less than the heavenly immortal in Zhang Xiaoqiang's heart.

You said that if you dare to peek at the villain's book in class, the teacher will punish you for copying your homework.

If you don't do your homework on time when you get home, the teacher will punish you for copying your homework.

If you get into a fight with your classmates at school, the teacher will punish you for copying your homework.

The most important and terrifying thing is that if you dare to disagree, the teacher will perform the ultimate mystery, and the "Great Summoning Technique: The Awakening of Parents" will whip you with ** and spirit.

Now that I think about it, Zhang Xiaoqiang still feels a little afraid.

Waiting for the old pig to ask questions, Zhang Xiaoqiang waited for the opportunity to prepare to give the old pig guidance on the "incurable diseases" related to the axe, but he never thought that the old pig suddenly said: "The things you found for me are all dolls, by the way, who is this Teacher Cang?" What does she teach? ”

I almost didn't have the soles of my feet to mix garlic on the ground!

Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly stepped forward, good guy, the old pig has already opened the E disk, thanks to the poor contact of the mouse now, otherwise...... The consequences are unimaginable.

Regarding the greedy character of the old pig, Zhang Xiaoqiang concluded that as long as the old pig watched Teacher Cang's teaching, his idea of becoming a teacher would be completely shattered.

Nima! 500G hard disk, more than 100 art masters, the old pig is forced to learn at one time, and when he returns to heaven in "fine clothes", then he still has it!?

"What's wrong Xiaoqiang, why did you lock him up?"

"This ...... This is for kids, so you don't have to. casually made up a pretense, and Zhang Xiaoqiang closed the text jiàn folder.

The old pig didn't think much about it, and patted Zhang Xiaoqiang on the shoulder in understanding: "Alas, it's right to plan early, you should get married at your age." ”

Speaking of getting married, Zhang Xiaoqiang suddenly remembered the words of the old god stick before going to bed: "My plan is to ...... You go to the old pig for consultation, talk about pickling girls, people are professional. ”

Although I feel that I have been Kuang again, I think about it carefully, and the old pig is really very pleasing to girls.

We didn't stay in power and didn't talk about it in his time, but in today's society, you go to the street and ask a few girls who are trying to get married, and ask them which one of them likes the "Westbound Foursome" the most?

The TOP1 of the guaranteed popularity ranking is our pig brother.

Thinking of this, Zhang Xiaoqiang's eyes fell on the old pig, then pulled over a chair and stool and sat down, and then sighed sadly: "Alas, Brother Pig, I am still married, little brother, I don't even have a girlfriend." ”

"What's a girlfriend? Is it tasty? The old pig licked his tongue.

"Well, that's not food, in your words, it's supposed to be ...... It's "good". Zhang Xiaoqiang explained with a wry smile.

"Oh, that's what it means. Then find one. One-legged toads are hard to find, but there are many two-legged women. ”

"I ...... Is this what you were saying in your day? Zhang Xiaoqiang was speechless.

The old pig raised his hand and pointed to the computer: "That's what it says." ”

Glancing at the direction of the old pig's finger, Zhang Xiaoqiang was now very curious about what the old pig had learned during the time he was sleeping.

Because obviously, with his knowledge of the 100,000 whys, it seems that there is no such sentence...... Could it be that this thing also has an adult version?

But now is not the time to be entangled, Zhang Xiaoqiang continued to be bitter: "Brother Pig, it would be nice if it was so easy, I won't tell you, your brother and I can't do that." ”

Hearing this, the old pig nodded in understanding, and then said seriously: "Don't worry, you are still young, usually eat more deer antlers, bullwhips and the like to replenish your body, and you will be able to regain your male style over time." ”

Uncle! This is definitely on the page that children under the age of 18 can't browse.

"Brother Pig, I, I didn't mean that. Alas, let me tell you this, how did you chase girls before? What experience do you have, hand it over to the younger brother. ”

As soon as he talked about this, the old pig's face immediately floated with fascination, and it seemed that he had returned to the place where he had "fought".

"What is your official position now?"

"I, I'm still a student."

"Studying in a private school, do you have any money in the family?"

"Brother Pig, don't ask, I'll just ** silk, you were a country puppet in your time."

"Ah, got it! No money, no power, this ...... It's a bit of a hassle. ”

Looking at the pig's face that was gradually frowning, Zhang Xiaoqiang lowered his head in resignation.

I know that this dynasty and which generation of pickle girls all depend on capital.

"Don't be depressed, young man, do you know why I'm so likable, old pig?"

The old pig didn't say a word, Zhang Xiaoqiang cheered up: "Why? ”

"Because of the old pig, I am stocky and steady."

Nonsense! Lao Tzu has 300 pounds, and he is also stocky.

"When looking for a woman, you first have to give people a sense of security, my old pig Tiangang has changed thirty-six times, and the demons who have fought all the way to the west cry and call their mothers, this strength is a sense of security."

Sister's! I don't know which goods were thrown into a big pot to stew all day long.

"Secondly, you have to have a look, you see my old pig's face is "full of heaven, and the earth is round", in your words, uh...... Handsome. ”

Uncle! If you are cheap, you are invincible!

"Finally, you have to be self-motivated, my old pig has not forgotten to study on the way to the west, and after obtaining positive results, he has successively participated in the Heavenly Court Civil Service Examination, the fourth and sixth level professional certification of "Mahayana Buddhism", and the second level qualification certificate of chef......"

Sentence after sentence, the old pig's eyebrows danced to show his fruitful results.

Zhang Xiaoqiang's eyebrows jumped when he heard it, he just wanted to ask for a few ways to pick up girls, but he didn't know that he was stunned to listen to a "pig's struggle history" in the end.

The hand unconsciously pulled out the "dragon slayer" on the back waist, Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't say anything, and directly put the knife on the table.

It is worthy of "the sword slays the dragon, commands the world", as soon as the knife was on the table, the old pig immediately stopped with the pause button.

5 seconds later, he laughed twice, and then changed the conversation: "Hehe, in fact, this pickled girl is nothing, it can be summed up in one sentence." ”

"What?"

Looking at both sides, the old pig waved his trotters quite mysteriously: "Come here with your ears." ”

Zhang Xiaoqiang also looked left and right when he was sick, and then the cat leaned over to the old pig: "Say, what?" ”

The old pig took a breath, and then whispered, "This sentence is ...... I'm hungry again, can we eat first and discuss it later? ”

Depend on! Don't stop my brother, my brother wants to eat pork stewed vermicelli today!