Xu Peiran painted with a voice and color, and even said with comparisons, vividly depicting the appearance of Lao Wang and Director Fang at that time, which made everyone laugh again.

Just when everyone was laughing happily, the box door was pushed open, and Hou Shuquan, the director of the Education Commission, came in with a document bag, looked at everyone and said, "What kind of happy joke did my brother Yue tell you again, making the beautiful sisters so happy?" ”

Yue Haohan said: "Where, I'm listening to Section Chief Xu of the Reception Office tell the story of her predecessor Lao Wang; Hurry up, Director Hou, sit down, and tell you a listen, your education system is all cultural people, and there must be a lot of humorous jokes. ”

Hou Shuquan put down the document bag, sat down next to Yue Haohan, and said, "Are you talking about Lao Wang, 'Eight horses, write whatever you want, shake something!" 'Isn't that it?' ”

Hou Shuquan skimmed out the Jiang Han dialect, everyone laughed again, and Hou Shuquan continued: "Actually, you don't know, Lao Wang received Director Fang of the Cultural Department at that time, and there is still a next episode of the story, do you want to hear it?" ”

Yu Lingxia glanced at the right to read and asked, "Is there a next episode?" Why haven't I heard of it in the reception office? ”

Hou Shuquan said: "There is a next episode, it is very exciting, I was still in the information department of the county party committee office at that time, and I was also present when I received the director of the party, and the director of this party is now the director of the Department of Culture. In the morning, I picked up steamed buns and gnawed them, and the boiled arrowroot powder also felt that it was a rare thing, so I brought it up in a bowl and drank it. For lunch and dinner, we especially recommend that you have a knife and cut noodles. ”

At this point, the book seller sold a pass and said, "Ladies, can I smoke a cigarette?" ”

Yu Lingxia said: "Don't smoke, tell me quickly, the air conditioner in this box is on, and the smoking smells bad to death." ”

Hou Shuquan said: "Then I will follow Director Yu's instructions, if you don't smoke, you won't smoke, let's continue to talk, Lao Wang has been with Director Fang for two days, and he saw the name of the hall, and secretly thought that this Director Fang may be from Zhongzhou, otherwise why do you love to eat noodles?" Director Fang was leaving, but Lao Wang was bold enough to pull Director Fang to the farmhouse, and specially asked Director Fang to drink bulk liquor soaked in snakes. After three rounds of drinking, the waiter came up and asked what the staple food to eat, and Lao Wang knocked the chopsticks and said, "Just put on the chicken braincase!" When Director Fang heard this, he secretly thought that a bowl of chicken brains, should he kill a lot**? I suddenly felt that our Jiangyang County was hospitable, the people were pure, and it could be called the hometown of etiquette. After a while, the waiter brought up the chicken braincase, and Director Fang stirred it with chopsticks, and was immediately relieved. What is it? It turned out to be the common name of floating water and gnocchi here in our Jiangyang County!"

Yu Lingxia said with a smile: "What kind of floating water and gnocchi, isn't it just a pot slippery!" ”

Hou Shuquan said: "Yes, yes, yes, it's just that the pot is slipping, but Director Yu, you can't say that the pot is slipping away, in your profession, if you want to receive a superior leader surnamed Guo, you let people eat the pot and slip away, people must be taboo, and they have ideas in their hearts, isn't that a bad thing?" ”

The box door was pushed again, and Gao Tianlei, the director of the Finance Bureau, came in with a smile and said, "Good guy, it's so lively, I heard our Director Hou giving a speech here downstairs, it turns out that so many beautiful girls are here." ”

Everyone stood up and greeted Gao Tianlei, Yue Haohan shook hands with Gao Tianlei because he didn't have much contact with Gao Tianlei, that is, he shook hands with Gao Tianlei politely, and politely greeted him. ”

Gao Tianlei smiled and replied, "Director Hou, do you still care about those little money?" The funds for Pujiu are only hundreds of thousands, which is not as much as the tuition and miscellaneous fees for half a year in a township middle school. ”

Hou Shuquan said: "That's different, how about it?" Director Gao, I'll ask the chief of finance to come to you tomorrow? ”

Gao Tianlei said: "Then I want to see your Director Hou's performance tonight, if you accompany Director Yue tonight, I will row you over tomorrow morning, what's going on?" ”

Gao Tianlei is obviously using the words of the right to wait for the book, to show favor to Yue Haohan, to be honest, in the past, a small township cadre like Yue Haohan, the director of the township party and government office, could not enter Gao Tianlei's field of vision at all, let alone become a member of Gao Tianlei's circle of friends, but now it is different, although Yue Haohan is young, he is already the deputy director of the county party committee office, and he is a department-level leader on an equal footing, and more importantly, I heard He Jinguang inadvertently say not long ago, Yue Haohan and the county magistrate Feng Mingjiang have a serious brother-in-law relationship, and Gao Tianlei can't pay attention to such a person. What's more, Yue Haohan is now a rising political star in Jiangyang County, and a potential stock with a great future.

Seeing that Gao Tianlei clearly showed the vastness of Yue, Hou Shuquan said: "Director Gao, the amount of alcohol that my brother Yue drinks is beyond our reach, and Director Song, who is commissioned, estimates that there is a confrontation with Director Yue." If you really say this, I surrendered in advance, and I don't want the money. ”

Gao Tianlei laughed twice and said: "Surrender if you don't fight, that's not good, you can't drink, aren't there so many beautiful girls here, how about you hire a sister to fight on your behalf?" ”

At this time, He Jinguang held a bag, pushed open the door of the box, stood by the door and respectfully let Feng Mingjiang in; The men and women in the box all stood up and greeted Feng Mingjiang with smiling faces.

Feng Mingjiang strode up to Yue Haohan, shook hands with Yue Haohan, and asked, "Haohan, how is it?" ”

Yue Haohan replied with a smile, "It's okay!" ”

The two of them greeted each other like dumb riddles, in fact, the two of them understood very well in their hearts, Feng Mingjiang just casually asked Yue Haohan how he was working in the county party committee office? Yue Haohan certainly understood this meaning.

It is common for Chinese people to play dumb riddles with each other in officialdom, and if your brain is slow to react, or you don't understand the rules in this circle at all, sometimes you will really feel that the other party does not know what to do, and it will make each other extremely embarrassed.

After greeting Yue Haohan, Feng Mingjiang glanced at the people in the box, looked at Yu Lingxia and asked, "Are they all here?" ”

Yu Lingxia nodded with a smile and replied, "It's all here." ”

Feng Mingjiang said: "Okay, let's start." As he spoke, Feng Mingjiang came to the dining table, sat down in the main seat, patted the position of his left hand, and said, "Haohan, come here, you sit here." ”

Yue Haohan smiled, looked at Gao Tianlei and Hou Shuquan, and then said to Feng Mingjiang: "County Magistrate Feng, it is more appropriate to let Director Gao sit in that position." ”

Feng Mingjiang patted the position of his right hand again, and said, "Tianlei sits here, Shuquan sits by the vastness, and the others sit at will, Lingxia began to notify the serving." ”

Today's occasion is the second time that Yue Haohan has eaten with Feng Mingjiang, and the first time he has eaten with Feng Mingjiang at the wine table, when Ye Yunqing came to Jiangyang to investigate, but that time was different, that time Gu Zhengshan, secretary of the county party committee, was also present, and this time it was different; Gu Zhengshan was not present this time, and Feng Mingjiang was the rightful boss here.

Yue Haohan found an interesting phenomenon, today Feng Mingjiang called the people here, none of them called their positions, they were all called names, which made people feel that today was completely a gathering of friends, and at the same time, they felt that the taste of the rivers and lakes was too strong.

Just thinking about Yue Haohan, the waiter has already begun to serve the food, a girl sitting in the lower position opened a bottle of Moutai and began to pour wine from Feng Mingjiang in front of him, a circle of wine was poured, and the dishes were also served six or seven, Feng Mingjiang picked up the cup and said: "Today's wine is the reception wine that Director Yu gave me to my vast junior brother, I, as a senior brother, take the lead, we all drink together first, and strive to dry the wine in the cup three times, and everyone let go of drinking today." ”

Everyone, including several women in the reception office, all picked up the wine, drank it big, put down the glass, Feng Mingjiang said: "This reception office will be in charge of Haohan in the future, and Lingxia must support Haohan's work more." ”

Yu Lingxia said with a smile: "County Magistrate Feng, Director Yue should support us more in the future and care more about our reception office." ”

Gao Tianlei interjected: "We all have to rely on County Magistrate Feng's concern!" ”

Hou Shuquan said: "Director Gao is right, we all have to rely on County Magistrate Feng to care more, otherwise, let's all take a cup of toast to County Magistrate Feng first, how about it?" ”

Feng Mingjiang picked up the cup and said, "Okay!" Let's all do the second one together. ”

After the second drink, everyone put down their cups and began to eat vegetables, Feng Mingjiang took two mouthfuls of food, put down his chopsticks, tilted his head towards Yue Haohan's position, and asked, "Haohan, I heard that you have studied the Book of Changes very much?" That's the head of the group of scriptures! ”

Yue Haohan smiled and said: "County Magistrate Feng, how dare I get an axe in front of you, senior brother, I heard that County Magistrate Feng was a man of the hour in school back then, the president of the school's student union, and you are called Bo Gu on the present." ”

Feng Mingjiang said: "We also have our own preferences for studying history, I am mainly fond of "Analects" and "The Art of War". ”

Feng Mingjiang said, suddenly raised his voice, and came up with a sentence from the Analects, and then picked up the wine glass in front of him and said, "Come, everyone take it together, we have done it all in this third case." ”

Everyone picked up their glasses and dried the wine in them. A girl from the reception office sitting opposite hurriedly got up and took the wine bottle, and began to pour wine from in front of Feng Mingjiang, Feng Mingjiang moved the empty wine glass in front of him, and said: "This time it was replaced by a small cup, and everyone began to take turns to play in circles, all using small cups, and no one was missing today." ”

The service staff immediately replaced the wine glass in front of everyone with a small cup of three coins, and after pouring the wine full, Yu Lingxia got up, picked up the cup, twisted her waist, walked to Feng Mingjiang in a paragraph, and said: "County Magistrate Feng, you are the biggest, I will start with you, how about a glass to you first?" ”

Feng Mingjiang said with a smile: "If you want to say that the oldest person here today belongs to the right of books, you start with the right to books." ”

Yu Lingxia said: "County Magistrate Feng, I'm not talking about age, in the eyes of the people below us, you are the biggest." ”

Feng Mingjiang smiled, turned his head, raised his eyes and looked at Yu Lingxia, who was standing in front of him with a charming smile, staring at him, and said: "Today's wine, you are for the vast wind, is it appropriate to pay homage to me first, otherwise, it is better for you to start from my vast junior brother." ”

Yu Lingxia quickly sprinkled her eyes at Yue Haohan with a smile like a flower, and said: "County Magistrate Feng, that's not good, I'll still pay homage to you first, you are Director Yue's senior brother, you are the eldest brother, if the eldest brother doesn't drink, how can the younger brother drink it?" As she spoke, Yu Lingxia twisted her waist coquettishly and wiped her full chest back and forth on Feng Mingjiang's shoulder.

"Okay, since Lingxia said so, then come from me first." As he spoke, Feng Mingjiang picked up the wine glass in front of him, touched the cup in Yu Lingxia's hand, and drank the wine in the cup in one go.

The wine was poured again, Yu Lingxia walked up to Yue Haohan and said, "Director Yue, this glass of wine is a tribute to you, and you should care more about guiding the work of our reception office in the future." ”

Yue Haohan hurriedly picked up the wine glass in front of him, stood up, touched the glass with Yu Lingxia, and said, "Thank you, Director Yu, I have no experience in reception, and I will rely on your support in my work in the future." ”

After drinking with Yue Haohan, Yu Lingxia added the wine in the wine glass, and turned to Gao Tianlei from behind Feng Mingjiang, and said, "Director Gao, this glass of wine is for you, we eat and drink all up to you!" ”

Gao Tianlei said: "Director Yu, if you want to say this, then I can't drink this glass of wine, you are wrong, we eat and drink all up to County Magistrate Feng, how about you give County Magistrate Feng another glass?" ”

Yu Lingxia smiled and said: "County Magistrate Feng is grasping the overall situation above, your Director Gao is focusing on the specifics, County Magistrate Feng has ideas above, you Director Gao can't do anything below, don't we all still have to go hungry?" I salute you with this glass of wine, which is to open up and develop the way you are going to do it, so that County Magistrate Feng has an idea, and you will have a way. ”

Yu Lingxia spoke eloquently like a tongue twister, and came up with a set of theories of ideas and methods, so that Gao Tianlei's mouth opened, stood up, picked up the cup and touched the cup with Yu Lingxia, and tilted his neck to dry it.

Yu Lingxia arrived in front of Hou Shuquan, Hou Shuquan took the initiative to stand up, and before Yu Lingxia could speak, he drank the wine in the cup, Gao Tianlei next to him stopped doing it, and said with a smile: "Director Hou, you are too fast, Director Yu hasn't opened his mouth yet, you went in all of a sudden, how can this work?" You're going to have a new drink. ”

Gao Tianlei made a pun on Hou Shuquan and Yu Lingxia, although Hou Shuquan is a famous pen in Jiangyang, but when it comes to the kung fu of the mouth, compared with Gao Tianlei, it is too far behind, seeing that Gao Tianlei insisted on taking the wine bottle and wanted to add up the wine in his cup, Hou Shuquan only nodded and said: "Okay, good, good, pour me another glass, who has let me never change my stinky problem of 'the first three cups can't wait, and the last three cups can't come'." ”

After Gao Tianlei poured up the cup of Hou Shuquan, Yu Lingxia glanced at Feng Mingjiang, who was eating at the top of the seat, and then touched the cup with Hou Shuquan, and joked: "Director Hou, there are many beautiful female teachers in this education system, like you, you are in a hurry, and you haven't tasted what it tastes like, and a guy goes in, how can it work, you have to take your time to taste." ”

Yu Lingxia's words provoked Feng Mingjiang, who was eating vegetables, almost spewed out a mouthful of food in his mouth, Gao Tianlei also laughed forward and backwards, and several ladies in the reception office gritted their teeth and secretly laughed "snort, snort".

Yu Lingxia drank the wine, looked at the people who were still smiling, and said with a smile: "What's wrong?" Am I wrong? Moutai is a good thing to taste carefully to know what it tastes like, and it is purely a waste to do it all at once like Director Hou, and people must have a big opinion on Moutai! ”