Yu Lingxia stood and finished toasting a circle of wine, then returned to her seat and sat down to eat, Xu Peiran, the chief of the financial section of the reception office, then picked up the cup and began to toast in a circle, the order naturally started in front of the county magistrate Feng Mingjiang, the same order as Yu Lingxia.

Xu Peiran toasted quickly, and everyone didn't joke with her too much, and after Xu Peiran returned to his seat after toasting and sat down, Feng Mingjiang looked at everyone and said, "Let's slow down the rhythm below, the rhythm is too fast and too violent, what should I do if I wake up for a while?" ”

The Chinese language is very rich, and different contexts will give the same sentence different meanings in different contexts, and such ambiguous language will often become a tool used by men to ridicule ladies at the wine table.

There used to be a joke about a bet between a pig killer and a tea egg seller. The pig killer said, "Hammer the egg with a hammer and hammer it will not break." The seller of tea eggs said, "The hammer will be broken!" The pig killer said, "The hammer does not break!" The seller of tea eggs was not convinced, so he brought an egg and beat it down with a hammer, and the egg broke. The seller of tea eggs said, "Isn't this broken?" The pig killer said, "The egg is broken, but I said that the hammer can't be broken!" As he spoke, he pointed to the hammer.

There is also a joke that is misunderstood due to different contexts: During a meeting in Jianghan, a deputy to the Provincial People's Congress went to the laboratory department of the Provincial People's Hospital to test urine, and the nurse pointed to a sign in front of him and said: "Non-undergraduate personnel are not allowed to enter!" The NPC deputy was furious and scolded: "I'll just take a urine test, and I still need a bachelor's degree?" The higher the education, the more advanced the urine! ”

Feng Mingjiang's words made everyone ambiguous, causing everyone to laugh again, Hou Shuquan laughed, and said: "County Magistrate Feng, why don't we tell a few jokes, liven up the atmosphere, and slow down the tempo?" ”

Feng Mingjiang said: "Okay, then how about letting Director Hou talk to all of us first?" ”

Hearing Feng Mingjiang say this, Yu Lingxia and several other women took the lead in applauding, waiting for the right to do nothing, looked at Feng Mingjiang, and said, "County Magistrate Feng, then I'll talk about one?" ”

Feng Mingjiang nodded with a smile and said, "Book power, you just let it go." ”

Hou Shuquan said with a smile: "I told this joke is a joke about an old county magistrate in Jiangyang County, I won't say the name of the old county magistrate, the old county magistrate has no education, at that time he was promoted by the director of the Revolutionary Committee to the county magistrate, at a celebration of the 'March 8 Women's Day', the old county magistrate came to the stage to make a summary of women's work: 'Comrades, I am, I am very experienced. Recently, I went down to you and got a first-hand experience.

Hou Shuquan said this, everyone began to laugh, in fact, most Jiangyang people have heard of this joke, the county magistrate is a county magistrate surnamed Lei during the special period, there are different versions of this joke, but the meaning is much the same, but Hou Shuquan even talked about it with imitation, which is very funny.

Seeing that Hou Shuquan sold a pass and sandwiched a peanut to eat, Yu Lingxia began to urge: "Director Hou, don't be busy eating first, and then talk about it, when you drink so fast, all at once, why is this so grinding." ”

Hou Shuquan saw Yu Lingxia urging himself, so he put down his chopsticks, and then said: "The old county magistrate only said two sentences, and when he saw that the people in the audience were secretly laughing, he thought that he had spoken very well, so he straightened his chest, raised his voice, and continued, I am a big old man, how rough is it?" You know best. I ...... last night."

After laughing, a plump young girl next to Xu Peiran stood up and began to toast, Yu Lingxia introduced next to him and said: "This is our Yangjiang Hotel lobby manager Lu Zui Si Lu Manager, toast to the leaders." ”

Lu Zuisi still started to pay homage from the county magistrate Feng Mingjiang, Feng Mingjiang said: "I can't drink anymore, I'm really going to get drunk if I drink again, Xiao Lu should do it from Director Yue." ”

Lu Zuisi held the wine glass, standing in front of Feng Mingjiang with a peach blossom face and did not move, Feng Mingjiang turned his head and looked at Lu Zuisi, although he looked a little fat, but his skin was fair, and a pair of phoenix eyes were looking at him with watery eyes, Feng Mingjiang's heart throbbed, and said, "Xiao Lu, why don't you drink two glasses, how about I drink one?" ”

Lu Zuisi opened his mouth and spoke: "Okay, the county magistrate is above and I am below!" After speaking, he drank the wine in his hand, drank it all in one go, took the wine bottle again, filled the cup again, held the cup in both hands, and said: "It is the first time I salute the county magistrate Feng, and I hope that the county magistrate Feng will be considerate of the little woman, my excited heart and trembling hands, if the county magistrate does not drink it, I will be ugly." ”

Feng Mingjiang proudly picked up the cup and touched it with Lu Zuisi, and said, "Okay! I've dried your glass of wine. ”

Yu Lingxia smiled, looked at Feng Mingjiang and Lu Zuisi, took Feng Mingjiang's words, and said with a pun: "County Magistrate Feng, no, your generation (cup) will work with Zuisi, and the next generation (cup) will continue to work with me." ”

Feng Mingjiang said with a smile: "Okay, do it, do it!" ”

Laughing, when Lu Zuisi came to Hou Shuquan, Hou Shuquan said: "Manager Lu, I don't dare to drink this wine, if I drink it again, I will be the same as you, it's over." ”

Lu Zuisi looked at Hou Shuquan suspiciously, and asked with a smile: "Director Hou, what do you mean?" I don't understand! ”

Hou Shuquan said: "Look, you call it drunk to death, I have a small amount of alcohol, if I drink again, what should I do if I get drunk?" If I drink it again, I will be drunk to death, and you will call Lu drunk to death, so won't we be the same? ”

Lu Zuisi said: "Director Hou, my name is Zuisi, not drunk. ”

Hou Shuquan said: "The same, the same, I can only think of you when I am drunk." ”

Hou Shuquan and Lu Zuisi had a lawsuit and talked nonsense, and then he picked up the cup in front of him and dried the wine. After Lu Zuisi finished drinking for a while, Feng Mingjiang spoke again and said, "Let's ask Director Gao to tell you a joke, how about it?" Director Gao also has a lot of jokes. ”

Everyone coaxed for a while, several women began to puff up their palms again, Gao Tianlei scratched his head, turned his face, and asked Feng Mingjiang for instructions: "County Magistrate Feng, then I will be ugly, tell you one?" ”

Feng Mingjiang said: "Drinking is to have a good time, talk about one." ”

Gao Tianlei turned his head to Hou Shuquan again and asked, "Director Hou, then let me talk about one?" ”

Hou Shuquan said, "Speak, we're listening." ”

Gao Tianlei straightened up and said, "Okay, then I'll start talking, my joke is about the director of the Education Commission, but it's not our Director Hou, Director Hou hasn't been appointed to the director of education at that time, Director Hou, you must not sit down." Said that it was the director of the county education commission, with two deputy directors, to inspect the implementation of quality education below, in a primary school to listen to geography class, a month ago to say hello, but when the class, the geography teacher had acute enteritis, unable to attend class, the principal who had taught geography personally came to the agent, the principal went to class with a globe, hoping to lead the topic to the geography class. At the beginning of the class, the principal asked, students, what is more in the classroom today? The students replied in unison, and there were more directors from the county education commission. As soon as the principal heard it wrong, he didn't say anything on the globe, so he asked the students rhetorically, what did I ask about, is the director of the education committee something? The students replied in unison that the director of the education committee is not a thing! The principal got angry, patted the globe with his hand and said, "Then you tell me, it's not a thing, what is it?" The students replied in unison, it was a ball. ”

After Gao Tianlei finished speaking, everyone laughed again. This wine field is strange, only men drink together, the scene looks dull, once there are women present, especially beautiful women present, the men on the wine table one by two will become smart, take advantage of the strength of the wine, will abandon the usual majesty and demeanor, compete for performance, tonight the wine table is like this, extremely lively, even the county magistrate Feng Mingjiang did not have the usual solemnity, the whole table, except for Yue Haohan did not participate, just smiled and listened to everyone's nonsense, Occasionally eat a bite or two of food, and everyone else is all messing around.

The wine in the evening lasted until more than nine o'clock. After the end, at the suggestion of Yu Lingxia, everyone went to the dance hall on the first floor of the hotel together, and entered the dance hall, and the young woman in the bar saw that everyone was instigating the county magistrate Feng Mingjiang to come in, and she still greeted everyone with a smile and took everyone to the big box hall opposite the band.

As soon as everyone sat down, just as the song began, Yu Lingxia invited Feng Mingjiang off the dance floor, Xu Peiran walked towards Yue Haohan, stretched out his right hand and invited: "Director Yue, please enjoy the light and dance with me." ”

Yue Haohan stood up and said, "Section Chief Xu, I don't dance well, don't laugh at me." As they spoke, the two of them also walked to the dance floor and began to dance.

Yue Haohan glanced at the box hall on the dance floor, and found that Gao Tianlei and Lu Zuisi were also holding hands and walking to the dance floor, He Jinguang was holding another girl, and was also dancing on the dance floor.

At the end of the song, when he returned to the box hall, he found that the table and coffee table were already full of watermelons, fruits, melon seeds, drinks and other items, Yue Haohan felt thirsty, so he opened a bottle of mineral water and drank it.

The music sounded again, Yu Lingxia came over and invited Yue Haohan to dance, Yue Haohan put down the mineral water bottle, took Yu Lingxia's hand and walked to the dance floor, when he started dancing, Yue Haohan obviously smelled the faint smell of rose perfume emanating from Yu Lingxia's body, and felt that it smelled very good, but there was no disturbing smell from Yu Lingyun's body, Yue Haohan said in his heart: "Strange thing, why is the smell on Yu Lingyun's body so charming?" Perfume smell? It's not like that. ”

Yu Lingxia's dancing was more skillful, Yue Haohan effortlessly followed her beat, swimming on the dance floor, Yue Haohan suddenly found that if a woman dances well, even if a man is not very good at dancing, stepping on the beat and dancing with the feeling is also a great enjoyment, no wonder so many people like to dance.

The two of them jumped and jumped, Yu Lingxia gently leaned towards Yue Haohan, and whispered in Yue Haohan's ear: "Director Yue, I found that County Magistrate Feng values you very much, and the relationship between senior and brother is different!" ”

The heat of Yu Lingxia's words was in Yue Haohan's ears, making Yue Haohan feel itchy at the root of his ears, and with Yu Lingxia's dance steps, he turned around and said, "My senior brother is very bold and approachable. ”

Yu Lingxia said: "It's just informal, unlike Secretary Gu, no matter what the occasion, he is very solemn and serious." ”

Suddenly, Yue Haohan felt that it was a bit bad to talk about the secretary and the county magistrate in front of Yu Lingxia, but if he didn't respond to Yu Lingxia's words, he felt embarrassed and unnatural, so he changed the topic and said: "Director Hou has been working in the county party committee office, but it seems that he has a pretty good relationship with County Magistrate Feng." ”

"Alas!" Yu Lingxia sighed softly and said, "There is no way to do it, he doesn't handle the relationship with County Magistrate Feng, can he go to a large unit like the Education Commission to be any leader?" Personnel matters are very delicate, so that the secretary and the county magistrate can appreciate it, it's difficult! ”

After the dance was over, when they arrived in the box hall, Yue Haohan and Yu Lingxia sat down next to Feng Mingjiang, Feng Mingjiang nibbled on a piece of watermelon, and said, "Haohan, you guys play here for a while, I drank a little too much at night, go first." ”

Yue Haohan said: "Then let's go, I drank a lot at night." ”

He Jinguang walked to the sofa inside and patted Hou Shuquan on the shoulder, Hou Shuquan sat up from the sofa suddenly, and said, "What time is it?" How? Don't jump? ”

He Jinguang said: "County Magistrate Feng is leaving." ”

Everyone followed Feng Mingjiang out of the dance hall, stood at the gate of the dance hall and said a few words, and then left. Yue Haohan got out of the hotel, walked along Xiangyang Avenue, and walked in the direction of No. 1 Middle School.

Walking on the road, Yue Haohan raised his wrist and turned on the street lights, looked at the time, it was already half past eleven o'clock at night, turning a corner from Xiangyang Road, there was an alley in front of him where all the stalls were set up at night, Yue Haohan looked towards the alley, and there were still people eating supper there scattered on the stalls.

Walking along the alley and moving forward, there was a section of the street in front of him without street lights, and the tall and dense French plane trees on both sides of the street had blocked the starlight and the light in the distance, and from a distance, there was no one in the whole street, but Yue Haohan suddenly felt a sense of vigilance, and felt that his scalp was a little numb.

Just when Yue Haohan was wondering, suddenly, from behind a French plane tree in front of him, three shirtless seventeen or eighteen-year-old young men strung out, blocking Yue Haohan's way, among them, a young man with a knife more than a foot long in his hand shook the knife in his hand and said, "Dude, brothers have no money to buy cigarettes to smoke, buy a cigarette for your brothers to smoke." ”

Yue Haohan stood and ignored the young man, and the other two young people thought that Yue Haohan was scared, so they stepped forward left and right, put their arms around Yue Haohan's shoulders, and reached out to pick out Yue Haohan's shirt pocket.

Yue Haohan's left and right arms stretched out to both sides, and the two young men fell to both sides, holding a knife in front of him, and the young man who was blocking the way was stunned, and before he could react to what was going on, he only felt that his wrist was numb, and the knife went to Yue Haohan's hand, and Yue Haohan said in a deep voice: "You three are capable of this, and you still want to block the road and rob?" Come with me, go to the Xiangyang Road Police Station, and tell you, don't think about running. ”