I can't believe my eyes!

If it is said that in the past, Zhang Xiaoqiang's name of "fighting to defeat the Buddha" of the Great Sage was still only on the surface. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

So today, just after the monkey slashed the TV angrily just now, making it cry miserably, Zhang Xiaoqiang admired it from the bottom of his heart.

"Xueba" is a "Xueba" after all, and these "demons" not only have good academic performance, but also do other things.

TV Works! Zhang Xiaoqiang's mood also improved instantly, he jumped up to the great sage, and praised him sincerely with his thumb: "Brother Monkey! High! It's really high! ”

"Hmph, what is this! Mere trifle! I just told you, this mantra is not easy, you still didn't pronounce it right just now, you can practice more in the future. ”

"Oh, oh, yes, listening to Brother Monkey's words, it is better to read for ten years, to be taught, to be taught." As long as the TV can be turned on, two hundred and fifty yuan can return to the original, how can the great sage educate, Zhang Xiaoqiang doesn't care.

"Hiss~ But then again, Xiaoqiang...... Your magic weapon is really special, the sheep and wolves in here are all monsters you caught, right? ”

"Uh...... This ......"

"I can't see it, Xiaoqiang, you have a general body, this skill is quite strong, I think that when my grandson caught the sheep power immortal, it took a lot of effort, but I didn't expect Xiaoqiang to have so many sheep monsters in your magic weapon. Oh, by the way, I heard you guys just say, what is this artifact called "electricity, uh, television?" "Together, the great sage circled around the TV to investigate, his eyes were full of curiosity and magic, showing a very high desire to explore.

Seeing such a scene, Zhang Xiaoqiang was very pleased.

Undoubtedly, this is the result that Zhang Xiaoqiang wants to see, his set goal has been achieved, and the Great Sage has begun to be curious about TV.

In order to conform to the characteristics of the great sage's preference for magic weapons, Zhang Xiaoqiang took advantage of the situation: "That's right! This magic weapon is called "TV", and it is refined by John Logie Baird, a demon monk in the Western Regions. Brother Monkey, you see, as long as you turn this button, you can watch the life of the monsters in the magic weapon. ”

As he spoke, Zhang Xiaoqiang turned the mechanical knob on the TV.

Every time I turned, the TV picture changed abruptly.

Although the picture is only 3P black and white quality, it does not prevent the great sage from appreciating and admiring: "Oops, it's amazing!! Xiaoqiang, your magic weapon is too powerful! I've been to the Linglong Pagoda of Tota Li Heavenly King before, and compared to your treasure, his stuff is much worse than your treasure. ”

Without hesitation, the Great Sage has completely fallen.

It's worth it!

Looking at the obsessive appearance of the Great Sage, Zhang Xiaoqiang was sure that his own two hundred and five values were worth today!

"That...... Xiaoqiang, can you lend me this magic weapon to play? "Scratching his head with his hands, the great sage rarely twists.

I can't ask for it! Zhang Xiaoqiang can't wait for the great sage to hold "TV" research every day.

At the moment, without saying a word, Zhang Xiaoqiang waved his hand: "No problem, Brother Monkey!" This ass...... Uh, no, you can take this TV to play casually, but there is one point, this thing can only be played at home, not outside. ”

Good guy, the Great Sage now thinks that the "ass" is an "artifact".

This time, he went to the street to hunt demons, and saw which unlucky one was not mainstream, and "banged" on people's heads...... Mom, this non-mainstream estimate is that you don't expect to return to normal humans for the rest of your life.

"Understand, I promise not to take it out!" The Great Sage patted his chest as a guarantee.

As for the old pig, he watched the monkey show on the field with a sneer.

The light breeze suddenly said: Brother has seen through everything, but Brother just doesn't say it!

With the cooperation of the old pig and not breaking it, Zhang Xiaoqiang's monkey action was finally thrilling and dangerous, and it was naturally achieved.

Wiping the sweat from his forehead, Zhang Xiaoqiang was about to go to the kitchen to cook for the two gods, and the mobile phone in his pocket vibrated twice.

Zhang Xiaoqiang reached out and found out a new short message.

Click on the sender and receiver to see: fog grass! It's actually Su Lengche!

In the middle of the night, a sudden call came, which is clearly the rhythm of the situation!

Emma, she probably wants to ask me out to open a room.

couldn't wait to click on the text message, Zhang Xiaoqiang glanced at it: I have a kiss......

The content of the text message is very short, just a few words: Philippine Muda Hotel, come quickly.

"Are you swollen, Xiaoqiang?" Finding that Zhang Xiaoqiang was holding the mobile phone with a strange expression, the old pig was worried and worried.

Hearing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang slowly raised his head, and stammered: "She, she, she, she ......"

"She? Who is it? "The old pig is confused.

Dasheng made a mistake and grabbed the mobile phone directly: "Filipino Muta Hotel, come quickly...... What the hell is this!? ”

didn't understand the content of the text message at all, and Dasheng casually threw his phone on the table.

The old pig glanced at the sender's name, and his eyes lit up: "Damn!" Jack bauer! Is it Su Lengche who asked you to go to the hotel!? ”

Zhang Xiaoqiang swallowed and foamed, and Qiangzi calmed down: "Brother Pig, you are experienced in this area, what do you think she means?" ”

"What else does it mean? Look at this hour, an unmarried woman asks you to meet in a hotel, what else can you do except do what you love? ”

"This ...... Probably not...... Hehe, I don't seem to know her that well yet...... Besides, the relationship between men and women has not been confirmed...... If I just answer her like this, will it seem like I'm too casual? Zhang Xiaoqiang's face was flushed and a little twisted.

"I'm afraid!!" Without waiting for the old pig to speak, the Great Sage rushed to Zhang Xiaoqiang's side and admonished word by word: "As a man, you must have the domineering spirit to dare to pierce the sky!" ”

Mom! Great Sage, you really don't have a backache when you stand and talk.

You fight the god of war Buddha, burst out of the stone is the master who can give the earth pestle three holes as a bowling ball. Of course you don't care!

But Brother Na was born under the red flag since he was a child, grew up in the spring breeze, has been influenced by the five stresses, four beauties and three loves, and is determined to become a new era of all-round development of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, beauty and labor.

The key brother has the heart of a thief, and he doesn't have the ability to be a thief.

"Come on! You single monkey, don't stand there and talk without backache. The old pig teased with white eyes.

The Great Sage couldn't bear it anymore: "What do you mean!?" Nerds! Acting like you're not a single pig!? ”

"Hmph, I'm single, that's because I'm clean and self-conscious, and I'm completely different from a monkey like you who no one hurts or loves!"

"You ......" the Great Sage said.

Fog grass! The Great Sage of Daring Love is sensitive to emotional issues!

This is really a dog, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't have imagined that the master who defeated the Buddha and was not afraid of heaven and earth would be asked dumb by questions from men and women.

It seems that all over the world, regardless of heaven and earth, the situation of single dogs is the same.

"Brother Pig, in your opinion, am I going tonight? Or not? Zhang Xiaoqiang, who has no relevant experience, is very confused.

The old pig slapped the table angrily: "Wouldn't it be too cheap not to do the business that was delivered to the door!"

"Uh...... Brother Pig, I don't sell my body as an artist. ”

"That's it! Stop talking nonsense! The big wave of sisters have all gone down, if you don't take the battle, then I'm afraid it will be bad for Xiaoqiang's reputation! Do you think there will be any girls who will take the initiative to ask you out in the future? So you must go to today's covenant, and you must hit it with one shot and take a blood! ”