Chapter 0001: Luoyang Prisoner Car

"The autumn wind is bleak and the weather is cool, and the grass and trees shake and the dew turns into frost ......"

On a major road on the outskirts of Kyoto, a group of soldiers armed with knives and guns pressed two prisoner carts to Luoyang.

In front of a prisoner cart was a white-haired old man, dressed as a scribe, tall and thin, with his head down, as if an old monk was in a trance, but his hands seemed to be trembling slightly.

In the latter prison car, there was a woman holding a baby in her arms, and the baby was crying incessantly, and her mother was gentle and the baby was just crying.

A young soldier next to him shook his head and shouted out two lines of poetry, but his eyes were staring at the old man in front of him, his eyes were full of fire, and he was about to shout the next two sentences, but was interrupted by a loud shout.

"Cry, cry, cry, you know crying, and if you quarrel again, you will be killed, anyway, the captain only let your father enter Beijing safely, but he didn't say that he wanted to protect this baby, so he simply stabbed him to death, saving the noisy Lao Tzu from being annoyed." The man, who was five big and three thick, with a meaty face, picked up a knife and beat the prisoner car as he spoke.

The frightened woman quickly covered the baby and trembled, but the baby cried even more happily.

When the old man heard this, he looked back at the baby, the licking of the calf in his eyes flashed, and he opened his mouth to say something, but he sighed and continued to lower his head, his face was flushed, but his hands trembled even more.

"Damn, I'm still crying, I'm going to kill you......" Zhang Wu raised the knife as he spoke, and looked at the baby viciously, as if he couldn't bear it.

At a critical juncture, the young soldier who was reciting poetry laughed and said, "Hey, fifth brother, why bother to be angry with a little baby, it's better to stay and wait until you go to the city to find a mother-in-law." ”

"That's it, that's it," the soldiers around laughed.

As soon as the fifth brother heard the mother-in-law, his eyes immediately lit up, and he turned his head to stare at the young soldier beside him and shouted, "Then this mother-in-law will be found by Brother Peng Yu for me?" ”

It turned out that the young soldier's name was Peng Yu.

"Certainly, definitely" Peng Yu yawned easily, as if he didn't care about the baby's experience at all, but his eyes kept secretly staring at the knife in Zhang Wu's hand, and when he saw Zhang Wu put the knife into the sheath, Peng Yu's eyes relaxed, and he exhaled, as if he was relieved. In his heart, he secretly scolded, "Little ghost, be smart, don't toss anymore, Lao Tzu has lost a lot of money in order to protect you along the way." ”

But the baby was still crying, and when he squinted, Zhang Wu's hand holding the knife seemed to be clenched tighter again.

Peng Yu frowned, rolled his eyes, and pretended to stumble, as if he had slipped under his feet, stumbled, and was about to fall on the fifth brother.

Zhang Wu hurriedly stretched out his hand to block it, and exclaimed, "Hey, what's wrong, be careful"

Peng Yu seemed to finally stand still, looking apologetic, scratching his head, "Hey, fifth brother, I didn't bump into you, did I?" If it hits you, I'm afraid I'll have to compensate a few more mothers-in-law to heal you, right? ”

"Haha, haha," the soldiers around them laughed again.

Peng Yu also laughed, but everyone didn't notice that Peng Yu almost fell, just squeezing the fifth brother out of a position, and Peng Yu naturally cleverly blocked between the baby and the fifth brother.

Zhang Wu was also amused by Peng Yu, stretched out his hand holding the knife, patted Peng Yu's shoulder, licked his tongue and said, "In this Luoyang, how is the mother-in-law?" ”

Peng Yu smiled, his eyes were blurred, his voice was ethereal, he stretched out his hands to make a five-claw shape, and shook his head, "Look at the mountains from afar, listen to the sound of the water, the flowers are still there, and the birds are difficult to sing again"

The soldiers were stunned for a moment, and burst out laughing again, for a long time, the fifth brother also laughed and scolded Peng Yu.

After Peng Yu made such a fuss, not only the soldiers were smiling, but even the fifth brother seemed to be angry.

Peng Yu squinted at the baby, and scolded in his heart, in order to save you little ghost, the first thing Lao Tzu did when he traveled to the Eastern Han Dynasty was to pull back the pimp, and Zhen Nima was speechless when he arrived home, but when he heard the little ghost's cry, it seemed to be much smaller, and he was relieved and breathed a sigh of relief.

A calamity, dissipated into invisibility, you must know that the fifth brother is the head of this team of prisoners, once he is angry, he really wants to kill this baby, I am afraid he will not be able to stop him.

After walking for a long time, just as Peng Yu was about to breathe a sigh of relief, he suddenly heard the baby's cry again.

Peng Yu was helpless, squinted his eyes and glared at the baby fiercely, taking advantage of the fact that everyone was in a good mood for the time being, he hurriedly laughed softly, "Fifth brother, the brothers have been on the road for several hours in a row, it is better to rest and rest before leaving, they are sitting in a prisoner car, but we are walking with our feet." ”

"Still resting? It's better to hurry up early, so that Chen Baichang won't be blamed at that time, I'm afraid I can't afford it," the fifth brother turned his head and said hesitantly.

Seeing that the fifth brother didn't pay attention to the baby for the time being, Peng Yu felt a little relieved, and said with a smile, "I said fifth brother, this time to escort this prisoner into Beijing, I'm afraid you will have to be promoted again, Du Wei is happy, aren't you a commander to be captured?" When the time comes, where can Chen Baichang still blame you? Peng Yu frowned.

"That's it, Fifth Brother has been detained this time, and the lieutenant has said that there are many rewards, and Uncle Chen can still take care of you? I'm afraid that when you go back, he will have to find you a good mother-in-law, and wash your feet," said the other soldier at once.

When the surrounding soldiers heard this, there was a burst of "haha" laughter.

The fifth brother smiled, "Inherit the auspicious words of a few brothers, if this is the case, Zhang Wu will never forget a few brothers." Rubbing his hands, he said, "Then let's rest in place." ”

"Hmph, Piff" the white-haired old man snorted disdainfully.

Peng Yu's face turned green, "Made, this little ghost tossed, this old man is not a fuel-efficient lamp, if it weren't for the fact that you are Lu Zhi, and Lao Tzu was unlucky to travel to this broken Three Kingdoms, and TM was unlucky to travel to the autumn of 183 - the year before the Yellow Turban Rebellion, and even more unlucky to cross over to this soldier Ding Yi, I don't bother to care about your life or death." ”

Seeing Zhang Wu's face change, Peng Yu's heart tightened, and he hurriedly shouted, "Fifth Brother Zhang, you should be the chief, but you want to promote the younger brother." ”

"Fifth brother, and I, Zhao San, at least promote a Wu Chang, no, no, promote a Shi Chang."

"As long as you Zhao San still want to be the chief, Made, you just have to give the fifth brother a night pot, and you still want to be the chief." The surrounding soldiers crowded.

"Don't worry, brothers, if I, Zhang Wu, really be the chief, you must be the chief." Zhang Wu sat on the straw mat that Zhao San had laid out earlier, smiling from ear to ear.

"This mother-in-law is really impatient, the fifth brother or a few brothers will let you do that mother-in-law, and then slaughter it, just say that the robbers slaughtered it, so that you can be happy." Zhao San looked at the young woman drooling and suggested to Zhang Wu with a flattering expression.

Zhang Wu's heart moved and he watched the young woman swallow a mouthful of saliva, Peng Yu looked at the old man's beard shaking, and then looked at Zhang Wu's demon-possessed appearance, thinking, "I'm afraid it's going to be bad, Ma De Zhao San, this bastard."

At that moment, he hurriedly shouted, "Zhao San, what the hell are you worried about, what kind of enmity do you have with the fifth brother, and you want to harm the fifth brother?" Lao Tzu is the first to not let you go. ”

Zhao Sanyi was so frightened that all the soldiers looked at Peng Yu blankly.

"What's going on, Brother Peng?" Zhang Wu looked at Peng Yu in a daze.

"Fifth brother, you escorted this prisoner this time, Du Wei was strictly ordered to ensure that he was delivered safely, once this woman and this child were killed, once this old man committed suicide, Du Wei will be blamed, I'm afraid it will be ......" said while sitting next to Zhang Wu, sitting down between Zhao San and Zhang Wu.

"Exactly, Ma De Zhao San, what are you worried about, and he drew his knife as he spoke." Zhang Wu was furious.

"Hey, fifth brother, don't be so impulsive, Zhao San has no malicious intentions, even so, tie up that old man, so that he can't kill himself, send him back to Beijing safely, and we will still be promoted and rich." Zhao San's brother Zhao Er hurriedly came out and said.

The corners of Peng Yu's eyes jumped, if this is the case, what if MD goes back and gets promoted and makes a fortune, it's not strange if he is cut by a thousand knives, his eyes rolled and he hurriedly said, "No, fifth brother, do you know Tian Jia?" ”

Zhang Wu inserted the knife back and asked in surprise, "Tian Jia?" What Tian Jia? ”

Peng Yu smiled and said, "Fifth brother, let me tell you a story, you will know who Tian Jia is."

Zhang Wu liked to listen to stories, nodded again and again, and the surrounding soldiers also surrounded him.

Peng Yu laughed and said:

"When Emperor Wu, there was a jailer named Tian Jia, when there was a minister Han Anguo who committed a crime and was imprisoned in the prison guarded by Tian Jia, this Tian Jia likes to bully people, and when he saw Han Anguo being imprisoned, he scolded every day.

Once Han Anguo scolded angrily, "You little jailer dares to bully me, aren't you afraid that I will resurrect and kill you?" ”

The jailer laughed and said, "I haven't heard that the dead ashes can be rekindled, even if they are rekindled, Lao Tzu can extinguish him with urine." ”

Zhang Wu and the soldiers around him also laughed.

Peng Yu saw that the old man also turned his head to look at himself, secretly happy in his heart, and said louder, "But a few days later, Han Anguo was reinstated, Han Anguo rushed to Tian Jia's house with thousands of officers and soldiers, and let this Tian Jia pee to extinguish him, this Tian Jia is scared to death." ”

After Peng Yu finished speaking, he saw the old man look at him, and reached out to touch his beard, and was happy in his heart, "Hehe, I touched my beard, remember an old man." ”

Peng Yu turned his face with a smile and said, "Fifth brother, this prisoner is Minister Lu Zhi, now we can't be this Tian Jia, back to the Jingshi, the power of heaven is unpredictable, if this old man is reinstated, we will not be able to protect our heads." ”

Zhang Wu was startled, and for a while the soldiers were quiet, Zhang Wu thought that it made sense, his arms couldn't twist his thighs, if the official was reinstated, I was afraid that the lieutenant would not be able to bear it, let alone himself.

Frightened into a cold sweat, he hurriedly clenched his fists and said, "Brother Peng is still highly knowledgeable, so what should we do?" ”

"Fifth brother, it's okay, as long as we don't offend him, take care of him, once the official is reinstated, it is a trivial matter to promote you to a captain, this is a big official."

"Du, Duwei ......" Zhang Wu opened his mouth for a long time when he heard this, and said tremblingly, "Brother Peng, then what do you say?" ”

"Simple, fifth brother, this person is going to be sent to Beijing with a sinful body, once you know that you care too much about him, I am afraid that others will find out in the future, I am afraid that you will also be implicated, but if you offend him, and I am afraid that he will be reinstated, then we will fall to the ground.

Why don't you hand over this car to me to manage, I will take care of him, someone above blames, but it has nothing to do with you, I am making my own opinion, if he is reinstated, the credit can all lie with you, you have no fault only merit, this is feasible? Peng Yu said sincerely.

Zhang Wu thought about this truth carefully, and shouted loudly, "In the future, you will be responsible for guarding these cars, and you will be responsible for everything, whoever dares to disagree will not be able to get along with me Zhang Wu" said and looked at the soldiers around him coldly, and stared at the second brother Zhao fiercely,

The soldier hurriedly said, "Don't dare, don't dare."

After resting for a while, he continued on his way.

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