When Peng Yu was young, he met a monk by chance, and the monk asserted: This son is 30 years old, and it is not easy to be an emperor, and it is not difficult to be alone.

After saying that, he left, and he was nowhere to be found. The crowd was amazed.

After the age of 30, he was downcast and nameless, occasionally returned to his hometown, looked back on the past, laughed endlessly, and laughed sadly: nothing was accomplished, his wife was separated, and he was alone.

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In fact, Peng Yu is also a celebrity, at least a household name, to be exact, although you may not know his name, you must have seen him!

Because he is an actor, an actor who has played important roles in the film industry, the television industry, and the advertising industry!

Moreover, the movies and TV in which he has played roles are all the rage, and they have become important talking points for boys and girls from 15 or 6 years old to old men and mothers from 60 to 70, and even a loud mess on the Internet, no one knows it, no one knows it.

Even CCTV's public service advertisements have found Peng Yu as the starring role, and he appears in every show! There is even his roaring voice in the classic TV series of the four famous novels "Romance of the Three Kingdoms"!

How could such a person be so down?

Because of the role he plays......

Film industry: The first monster in "Journey to the West" to establish a relationship with Zixia Fairy! "The first toad spirit to pull out the purple and green sword, although it didn't pull it out!"

TV industry: the most eye-catching starring role in "Anti-Japanese Heroes"! "The one in the hand-tearing devil is broken in half, and the half devil on the right!"

Advertising: The pair of hands that did not show up in "Public Service Announcement" "You are insulting me", "You are hurting me", "You are despising me".

Roaring: "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" reported, General Pan Feng was beheaded with a knife. Dubbing.

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Peng Yu trembled, his teeth locked, "Lao Tzu, the king of the Three Realms, who in the world doesn't know?" Why did God treat me like this? What do you want from me, thief? ”

After speaking, the wind rose, the rain came, and the lightning and thunder roared, as if the sky had collapsed. After a while, the wind and rain stopped, the sun was in the sky, and the earth dried up, as if in a dream.

Suddenly, the eyes could not see, the ears could not hear, as if soaring for nine days, as if sinking in the four seas

After a long time, I woke up in my dream and stared at me and shouted, "Damn, Lao Tzu has become a god, I just flew into the sky?" ”

Woke up others and shouted angrily, "Flying? Let's go to the ground for Lao Tzu" stretched out a kick and kicked Peng Yu to the ground with a "click", gnawed his mouth full of mud, and sneered: "I don't sleep late at night, I am noisy to rest, and I will be buried in the soil by mistake for the big thing of escorting the famous minister Lu Zhi of the Han Dynasty." ”

Yu was shocked and shouted, "Big Han? Celebrities? Lu Zhi? 1800 years ago, wouldn't it? ”

Others shouted angrily, "What's the noise? Want to die? ”

Yumu was dumbfounded, muttering to himself: "Could it be that Lao Tzu is still in Hengdian?" Then he shouted, "This brother, this is Hengdian?" ”

"Heng Nyima" "snapped" and was hit the head, fainted and fell asleep.

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When Peng Yu woke up, he opened his bow left and right at himself, and turned his thin face into a fat face, and finally found that he came to the Eastern Han Dynasty 1800 years ago.

Gritting his teeth and shouting angrily at God, "Nima, others cross as kings and marquises, no matter how bad it is, they will hug left and right, Lao Tzu flew so far away, just be a soldier, TM play Lao Tzu, right?" Lao Tzu was called a lonely widow in his previous life, and now that he has come to the Eastern Han Dynasty, Lao Tzu must also be called a lonely widow! See what you can endure me, a thief? ”

Eastern Han Dynasty, wait, Lone is coming! No, the widow is coming! No, Lao Tzu is here! No, the lonely old man is coming!

slapped himself in the face, "Nima broke his mouth", cleared his throat, and shouted again:

"Eastern Han Dynasty, Lao Tzu Peng Yu is here"!

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Additional: Because many readers reflected, saying that the author's paragraphs are too long, it is easy to make eyes tired, so I have made a comprehensive revision, the paragraph will not change but will be divided into two paragraphs, and there will be very few special comma paragraphs, everyone understands it, thank you~

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