Nima! The world is going down, people's hearts are not ancient, this is really unguardable!

Looking at the 82-year-old Lafite bottle put down by the waiter, Zhang Xiaoqiang's whole person was a capital B!

"Hehe, Mr. Zhang, what's wrong with you? Any questions? Is this wine too expensive? ”

Lin Qian's coquettish smile came from her ears. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Grass! It's a taunt! Chi Guoguo's taunt!

As the saying goes, if you lose, you don't lose the battle, this wine has already been opened, and it's too damn to be looked down upon.

Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately shook his head: "What's the matter, I'm fine, what is this bottle of foreign wine, I usually drink it at home." (If '82 Coke, Sprite counts.) ）”

"Oh, that's right." After hearing this, Lin Qian raised her hand and pointed to Zhang Xiaoqiang's wine glass: "Pour some for Mr. Zhang." ”

Nodding, the waiter who received the instructions smiled and reached for the bottle.

This is to cook raw rice into rice, and the fact that Lao Tzu drinks wine!

Seeing that the waiter's trick was about to succeed, Zhang Xiaoquan slapped his right hand abruptly on the table.

"Wait!!"

The sudden burst of cheers startled the waiter, and Lin Qian was jumped.

The two looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang with inexplicable eyes, and a smile appeared on the corner of Zhang Xiaoqiang's lips.

Leave this kind of thing to your people? You're stupid.

This is all money, and pouring out a drop is equivalent to dozens of RMB.

Ignoring the other party's suspicious eyes at all, Zhang Xiaoqiang picked up the wine bottle on the table and poured it into the wine glass.

It wasn't until he poured half of the goblet that Zhang Xiaoqiang stopped.

"Come on!" Pretending to be the unique boldness of northerners, Zhang Xiaoqiang shook his arms and toasted towards Lin Qian.

Lin Qian smiled and signaled, it was over, shook the cup lightly, and after looking at it for a while, she took two sips.

Hum! Turtles! Looking at Lin Qian's series of drinking actions, Zhang Xiaoqiang smiled secretly in his heart.

A wine tray is a wine tray! You haven't seen the world at first glance, what about you as a fruit orange? Shake it before drinking...... You say you're not stupid, and you're not discolored?

didn't learn to do Lin Qian's actions, Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at the wine glass, looking at the crystal clear red wine in the glass, he felt a sense of humiliation.

Where is this wine, this is simply the exploitation of the toiling masses at the bottom by capitalism, and the blood and sweat of the hard-working people.

Zhang Xiaoqiang became more and more aggrieved the more he looked at it, and the more he looked at it, the more angry he became, and finally he couldn't suppress the power of the desolation in his body, raised his head, and poured all the liquid in the cup into his mouth.

"Gollum, Gollum!"

"Smack!" Zhang Xiaoqiang, who had finished drinking, slammed the cup on the table, and then started to touch the corner of his lips.

Looking at Lin Qian and the waiter again, they all stared at Zhang Xiaoqiang in horror, with indescribable complexity and confusion in their eyes.

Zhang Xiaoqiang glanced at the two of them, and said in his heart: Hmph! I'm scared to pee, I'm shocked by my brother's massiveness!

However, shock is shock, and a very real problem is in front of Zhang Xiaoqiang.

How to solve the more than 20,000 yuan of wine money?

You must know that Zhang Xiaoqiang brought a total of 300 yuan with him this trip.

After all, this is just the first time to meet on a blind date, to put it bluntly, the two sides are meeting and inspecting the goods, how much can it cost?

According to Zhang Xiaoqiang's thinking, invite the other party to eat, 100 yuan is more than enough; If the development is better, go to the Homeinn to open a room, and further exchanges will be 70 enough; When it comes to "sex", it's a big deal to have an all-night package, and it will never exceed 250 until death.

But the world is impermanent, the ghost knows that the eldest aunt gave the whole wine tray!!

So when it comes to fire and electricity, you have to prevent aunt!!

So what now? Thirty-six Ji Zhang Xiaoqiang has not seen it, but he has accompanied his nephew to watch 100 episodes.

Especially the famous quote of the gray wolf: "I will come back!" ”

Yes! Today's retreat is not the end, that is to come back better tomorrow.

Thirty-six plans to go, Zhang Xiaoqiang decided to smear the soles of his feet with oil and slip away.

Some people will say that this is also cowardly, is it still a gentleman to be played like this and just slip away!

Zhang Xiaoqiang has his own explanation for this.

Have you seen the Three Kingdoms? Have you studied history?

Back then, Liu Bei was chased all over the world, but what happened? The establishment of Shu created the era of the Three Kingdoms.

And what about Cao Cao? The failure to assassinate Dong Zhuo and the defeat of Huarong Dao were also chased by others, and in the end, it was also a great achievement, a generation of heroes.

So it turns out that for those who have great talents, running away is an indispensable and necessary skill.

As the so-called big husband is alive, he can only stretch if he can bend the side, rather than insisting on the golden gun for 90 minutes, it is better to take it step by step and flow for a long time.

Oh people! If you don't have the experience of being chased and fleeing a few times in your life, what is the real sadness?

The above quote is excerpted from the biography of Zhang Xiaoqiang, a big anchor in the soul world.

At this time, Lin Qian and the waiter were still in shock, and it was the best time to escape.

Thinking about this, Zhang Xiaoqiang got up suddenly, and the waiter next to him was startled by his cold body: "What are you doing?" Where are you going to fall? ”

Hum! Do you think my brother will be an idiot telling you that I am going to escape? Young man, you're still too naïve.

"Urgency, I'll go to the toilet!" Dropping this domineering remark, Zhang Xiaoqiang strode straight to the toilet under the waiter's attention.

In the current situation, it is definitely not possible to go out directly.

Just a short distance along the way, Zhang Xiaoqiang saw several pairs of eyes staring at him.

Needless to say, he has become the target of attention.

In this regard, Zhang Xiaoqiang smiled contemptuously.

The heart is: Brother has seen 007, a man with a lot of spy shadows, Agent Bean, do you think you can see Brother in this way? Joke!

As soon as he turned around, Zhang Xiaoqiang turned into the toilet, and was just about to step in, when a woman from behind him asked, "What are you going to do?" ”

Turning his head, it was a fashionably dressed lady, Zhang Xiaoqiang shrugged his shoulders: "Go to the toilet, is there a problem?" ”

"You go to the men's toilet when you go to the bathroom! What are you running to the women's bathroom!? A scorn that could not be concealed appeared on her face, and the noble lady said with disdain.

Well, this is a peeping mania!

Looking at the contemptuous eyes of the noble lady, Zhang Xiaoqiang sighed: "Eldest sister, let me popularize cultural knowledge for you, see it is not ......"

While speaking, pointing to the English letters on the toilet door number, Zhang Xiaoqiang said word by word: "Na, NC, the abbreviation of the men's toilet, this is English, did you understand by mistake?" ”

Treat people who don't know how to be polite, don't be polite to them at all.

You look down on your brother, then I'm sorry, don't blame my brother for counting you.

Zhang Xiaoqiang hugged his chest and looked at the noble lady with a smile.

I secretly said in my heart: Nima, it's a shame that I didn't read the villain's book in English class when I went to school, otherwise I wouldn't be able to control this today.

It's just something that Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't expect, after listening to his "awesome" explanation, the lady not only didn't have any shocked expression, but snorted coldly: "Hmph, NC is the abbreviation of the men's toilet, so you tell me, what is the abbreviation of the women's toilet?" ”