You look at the lack of culture, how terrible!

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"NC is the abbreviation of men's toilet, and women's toilet is naturally N......"

Kindness!? Nima, this ...... Something seems wrong!

Men's toilet NC, women's toilet NC, stupid and unclear!

was stunned, and an old lady walked by: "Ouch, two, what are you doing inside, what are you doing at the door of the thatched house here." ”

Needless to say, just listening to this aunt's tone, it is the rattling land in the northeast.

Dressed in a white striped uniform and holding a bucket of cloth, the aunt motioned to Zhang Xiaoqiang, and the lady vacated the place.

The lady seemed to dislike the old aunt's profession, for fear that the latter's equipment would stain her brand-name clothes, so she quickly took two steps back, and then pointed at Zhang Xiaoqiang and said: "Don't talk nonsense, I don't know him, this guy is a hooligan, and he wants to steal into the women's toilet, but fortunately I found out, otherwise if I go in, I won't be able to ......."

"Vomit~" Zhang Xiaoqiang's heart was full of vomiting.

Yes! Stealing into the women's toilet was indeed Zhang Xiaoqiang's childhood dream, but he was only curious about the environmental structure of the women's toilet.

After all, Zhang Xiaoqiang was a person who was inspired to become a master builder, and entering the women's toilet was completely out of the persistent pursuit of his dream.

Who doesn't have dreams? Who doesn't pursue? Is it really wrong to pursue knowledge for the sake of dreams? Apparently not.

Besides, when he grew up later, under the grim situation of failing physics and chemistry many times, didn't Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately recognize the reality and dispel his great ideal ambition to become a master architect.

Putting these aside, at the lady's age and figure, Zhang Xiaoqiang really didn't understand what courage the other party had to say that he would go into the women's bathroom to peep at her!

If you haven't eaten pork, have you ever seen a pig run?

As a person who understands art with discipline and discipline, Zhang Xiaoquan feels that even if he wants to study body art, he will go through formal channels, isn't it?

For example, Teacher Cang, Teacher Hata, and Teacher Ozawa have no "scientific examination" value than the lady in front of them?

So...... The groundless accusations of the noble ladies nowadays are simply infuriating, hateful and annoying!

Her behavior has seriously violated Zhang Xiaoqiang's human rights as a good man in the new era, which is illegal! Shameless! In this regard, Zhang Xiaoqiang intends to solemnly negotiate and protest, and at the same time strongly condemn it!

But just when Zhang Xiaoqiang was about to burst out, the old lady was one step ahead.

"Alas," sighed, leaning on the mop rod, the old aunt straightened her waist: "Big sister, you have wronged this young man, na, look at this brand, it turns out that it is a W, and some time ago, I don't know which turtle grandson deducted a crutch for W and became N." Just because of this, there were several oolongs, and there was almost a fight. So...... On this hot day, you are angry, and I believe that this young man did not mean it. ”

If you look at it, how can you say that the people in the Northeast are all living Lei Feng, you see the consciousness of the aunt, this IQ, this righteousness and bravery, and the mind of roaring when the road is uneven...... O dear!

Thanks to the aunt's timely appearance, otherwise the lady would have spilled, and Zhang Xiaoqiang would really have a hard time discerning it.

After all, the area where he is currently standing does belong to the women's toilet site, which has been the inherent territory of women since ancient times, and women have an indisputable right to use it.

I don't know if I was too lazy to talk nonsense with Zhang Xiaoqiang, or if the old aunt persuaded the lady, after glancing at Zhang Xiaoqiang, the lady dropped the sentence "hooligan" and stepped into the toilet.

Zhang Xiaoqiang was all a fart for this kind of baseless accusation, the most important thing was that he still had a big thing to do, and after thanking his aunt, he also turned around and left.

Spare a corner, Zhang Xiaoqiang came to the other side of the toilet.

He was about to push the door in, well, another person flashed behind him.

Hearing this movement, Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly turned his head.

The four eyes were facing each other, and then the corners of Zhang Xiaoqiang's lips gradually became a touch of arc.

Ha ha! It's a man! You can't go wrong this time!

However, while being happy, Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately became vigilant again.

Why? Because the person who came was not a stranger, it was the waiter at the café.

Depend on! This is here to keep an eye on Lao Tzu!

Zhang Xiaoqiang is not stupid, seeing the flickering anxiety of the other party's eyes, Zhang Xiaoqiang dared to conclude that it must be the movement of himself and the noble lady in the women's toilet just now, which aroused the suspicion of the café, so he called the goods in front of him to come over to explore the situation.

"Brother, do you want to go to the toilet?" Zhang Xiaoqiang asked tentatively.

The waiter stared at Zhang Xiaoqiang with a 2B expression, and then nodded.

"Hehe, Qiao, me too, you ask first." Dodging the road, Zhang Xiaoqiang waved his hand.

The 2B color on the waiter's face became more and more obvious, but considering Zhang Xiaoqiang's status as a "distinguished guest", the waiter replied politely: "It's better for you, sir, please first." ”

Feign! Powerful outfit! Sample, do you think that if you wear a vest, my brother doesn't know what you think psychologically?

You want to keep an eye on my whistle, and it's done! Brother will give you a lesson for free today!

didn't shirk it, Zhang Xiaoqiang swayed into the toilet.

Sure enough, as soon as he stepped in with his front foot, the waiter followed closely behind.

Here it comes! Hum!

The corners of his lips skimmed out the arc again, and Zhang Xiaoqiang reached out to open the squatting pit on the side, entered, and locked the door.

That's it, deliberately made the sound of unloading his pants, and then sat down on the toilet lid.

Fight with my brother! Brother has a seat, you stupid fork just stand outside!

In order to better paralyze the enemy, after Zhang Xiaoqiang sat down, he took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket, called up the ringtone, took care of himself for two seconds, and then cut off the acting and said: "Hey! Who's that...... Oh, Mr. Wang...... Well, what? You say the land was taken? How much? 200 million? Congratulations...... When will I be paid? I'm not in a hurry, and I'm not short of money. By the way, aren't you short of money, then you can use it first, and it's not too late to make money when the project starts...... Alas, brother, what's the politeness...... Okay, then don't say much, I'm sick to my stomach, what about the toilet, okay, bye-bye! ”

If the cow can fly, then at this moment, Zhang Xiaoqiang must be dancing with a herd of cows on his head.

Okay! This B blows simply rambling.

But don't say it, Zhang Xiaoqiang has his own purpose.

In the first half, 200 million assets were emphasized, in order to make the café understand that he was a rich man, and 20,000 yuan of wine money was nothing.

This was laying the groundwork for his next escape.

In the second half, he mentioned that his stomach was uncomfortable, in order to tell the waiter to retreat from the difficulty, otherwise Lao Tzu would sit on the toilet and see who could resist whom.

Of course, the most important thing is that someone is in the toilet, and it is inconvenient for Zhang Xiaoqiang to act in the future.

I don't know if the countermeasures worked, but almost after the sound was closed, a serenade of "Zizi" came from the urinal.

The piece is long, sometimes cheerful, sometimes rapid, with two rhythmic pauses in between, especially at the end, where the stirring drum beat speaks volumes...... This waiter is a typical urinating frequency, urgency, urination waiting!