In Wang Jingping's wine shop, Wang Jingping, who was still cold, was mixing wine, Wu Cai's chubby body floated in like the wind, Wang Jingping said without looking back: "Wu Cai, how many times have you said that girls should be reserved, why don't you always believe it?" ”

Wu Cai also ignored Wang Jingping's nagging, but said with a grin: "Sister, it's all up outside, you don't know, right?" ”

Wang Jingping turned around and asked coldly, "What's the matter, it's still going upside down?" ”

Wu Cai ran to Wang Jingping and said, "Well, forget it, I'm not saying it, you must not want to listen to it." ”

Wang Jingping raised her head and glared at Wu Cai, and said, "Wu Cai, are you going to be angry with me, since you know that I don't want to listen, then don't say it, you don't say it now, don't you mean to be angry with me?" ”

Wu Cai said hee-hee: "Sister, don't be angry, how could I deliberately be angry with you, I just think this is very funny, I should tell you, but the people involved are people you don't like, so I don't dare to tell you." ”

Wang Jingping said lightly: "Since that's the case, then don't tell me." ”

Wu Cai said hee-hee: "Don't, such a fun thing, if I don't tell it, I will suffocate to death." ”

Wang Jingping pointed outside and said, "Then you go out and talk to the peach tree in the yard." ”

Wu Cai said: "Hehe, sister, how boring it is to talk to the peach tree, I'll tell you, if you hear something you don't want to hear, close your ears, and open your ears when you hear what you want to hear." ”

Wang Jingping was amused by this naughty cousin, and sneered: "You have a door outside my ear, open it if you want to, close it when you want to close it." ”

Wu Cai grinned and said: "Hehe, if I don't say that, I can see you laughing, as soon as I see you smiling, my heart will flutter, you say, how good it would be if I was a man, I married you directly, didn't I say that cousins and cousins are born a pair." ”

Wang Jingping smiled: "Wu Cai, are you sent by the monkey to tease me, sometimes I really suspect that you are gay." ”

Wu Cai said hee-hee: "Sister, if you want to be willing to associate with me, I have no problem." ”

Wang Jingping immediately said with a cold face: "Stop, I don't have that hobby." ”

Wu Cai said with a smile: "Sister, I will make a joke if I scare you, forget it, I'll tell you what is happening outside, anyway, last night, the moon was dark and the wind was high, and it was a murderous night, and a man in black suddenly appeared in Zhang Mingjie's orchard." ”

Wang Jingping said word by word: "Speak human words." ”

Wu Cai said hee-hee: "Oh, well, just last night, the water pipe of Zhang Mingjie's orchard was stolen, guess who stole it?" ”

Wang Jingping said lightly: "I don't want to guess." ”

Wu Cai continued: "Okay, forget your relationship with him, I continued, this morning, Zhang Mingjie was still sleeping at home, Li Da fool went to the orchard early in the morning to repair the canal, and found out that the water pipe was stolen, so he quickly called Zhang Mingjie, it is said that Zhang Mingjie turned over when he heard it, and he didn't wear pants, uh, no, he didn't have time to put on his clothes, he picked up his clothes and ran to the orchard, it is said that when he saw the water pipe stolen, a mouthful of blood spurted out, staining the soil on the ground red. ”

When Wu Cai said this, she deliberately stopped to look at Wang Jingping's reaction, but found that Wang Jingping's face had not changed at all, and asked, "Sister, I spoke so wonderfully, why didn't you react?" ”

Wang Jingping said lightly: "I have closed my ears." ”

Wu Cai said: "Okay, you can grasp when to close your ears and open your ears, then I will continue to talk, saying that when Zhang Mingjie and Li Da Fool were at a loss, North Luo Erwa, commonly known as South Li and North Luo, came over with a mule and provided them with a very important clue, just yesterday when it was almost dark, this Luo Erwa happened to see a sneaky person drilling around in the ravine, sister, do you know who that sneaky person is? ”

Wang Jingping glanced at Wu Cai and said, "My ears are not open." ”

Wu Cai pretended to be disappointed and said: "Okay, it's a pity that no one cooperates with such a wonderful story, then I'll talk to myself, according to Luo Erwa's confession, that sneaky person is the same name as him Nanli Li Changpan, at that time Li Da fool said, he said Luo Erwa, are you jealous of him because Li Changpan and you are called Nan Li Beiluo, so you framed him, as a result, Luo Erwa said indignantly, what is he, Li Changpan is something, and he is the same name It is an insult to me, although I am unbearable, that is also a well-known man, And how could he be framed? ”

Wang Jingping laughed when she heard this, and said, "Wu Cai, when did you have such good eloquence, did you exercise with your big fool Li?" ”

Wu Caiyi pouted and said: "Being with that big fool will only lower my IQ, I was born with such a good eloquence, it's just that I don't have a good story for me to play, just like an actor who needs a good script to win the Oscar." ”

Wang Jingping said: "Come on, praise you and you will go to heaven, let's continue your story, what happened?" ”

Wu Cai said hee-hee: "Sister, you opened your ears? ”

Wang Jingping said: "You speak so hard, if I don't open my ears, it won't give you face." ”

Wu Cai said with a grin: "Okay, I'll continue, it is said that Zhang Mingjie and Li Da Fool listened to Luo Erwa's words, solemn and respectful, after a period of compliments, the three of them began to look in the ditch, Huang Tian lived up to his heart, and finally found the stolen water pipe in a hole under a big stone, at this time Yu Chang, my father, and your classmate village party secretary were all available, so a group of people went to Li Changpan's house, when Li Changpan was still sleeping, Li Da Fool kicked the door of the house to break up. ”

Wang Jingping said: "You Li Da fool is so violent, be careful that you will have a tendency to domestic violence in the future." ”

Wu Cai said: "I'm not afraid." Suddenly, Wu Cai realized that he had missed his mouth, and hurriedly said: "Oh, don't talk about him, I'm telling a story, when a group of people broke into Li Changpan's bedroom, uh, it's actually a rotten grass shed, Zhang Mingjie asked, whether the water pipe was stolen by him, of course he didn't admit it, so Zhang Mingjie grabbed him and beat him, until he spit blood in his mouth He didn't admit it, so Zhang Mingjie began to lie to him, saying that someone saw the water pipe he stole last night, and now the water pipe has been found, and told him the place where the water pipe was hidden, At that time, Li Changpan listened to his face of disbelief, and loudly defended: "Impossible, no one saw it at all last night." ”

Wang Jingping sneered, "250." ”