Zhang Mingjie said: "How is it impossible, someone saw you stealing the water pipe with their own eyes last night, and then hid the water pipe in the ravine, in the hole under the big stone, I am not wrong, right?" ”

Li Changpan said: "Impossible, no one saw it at all last night." ”

Luo Erwa laughed and said, "Hahahaha, you fool." ”

Li Changpan immediately realized that he had leaked his mouth, and his face suddenly turned blue and red for a while, Zhang Mingjie walked to the bed with a cold face and said, "Li Changpan, you say, how to solve this matter?" ”

Li Dahan said: "Brother Mingjie, let's call the police, this kid just owes clean up, and he will be honest if he is put in prison for a few years." ”

As soon as Li Changpan heard that he was going to call the police, he quickly jumped out of bed, knelt down with his legs bent, and said with a handful of snot and tears: "Brother Mingjie, please, don't call the police, village chief, captain, please, don't call the police, I will definitely change it in the future, and I will definitely stop stealing things." ”

Yu Hongyun said: "I won't intercede for you anymore, last time you ruined other people's fruit seedlings and stole Widow Li's money, it was I begged for you, I knew that you didn't change your dead nature, and I should have let the police arrest you last time." ”

Li Changpan said: "I won't dare next time, Brother Mingjie, you can let me be a cow and a horse, please don't call the police." ”

Li Dahan kicked Li Changpan and said: "Brother Mingjie is also what you call you, don't be disgusting, Brother Mingjie, isn't he going to make you a cow and a horse, I think so, the cement for you to repair the canal will be handed over to him, and the work of digging the canal will also be done by him." ”

Li Changpan hurriedly nodded and said, "Okay, I'll do it, I'll do it, as long as you don't call the police, I'll do whatever you ask me to do." ”

Wu Hongjun said earnestly: "Li Changpan, you are trying to lose the face of our production team, why do you say that you can't change the ****, do you have to do this kind of thing of stealing chickens and touching dogs?" ”

Li Changpan wiped a handful of tears and said: "Originally, I had already changed my ways, who knew that I was taken away from a few hundred yuan in the town two days ago, that is all my belongings, and if I was deceived, I would starve, so I would ......"

Yu Hongyun said: "Hey, you, have you met someone who is doing MLM again, there will be no pie in the sky, you will have a snack in the future." ”

Li Changpan said: "It's not a pyramid scheme, it's a new clinic opened in the town, and a sign is put outside to cure all diseases, and the fee is 500 yuan for curing, and 1,000 yuan is given for the cure." ”

Li Dahan's face suddenly turned red when he heard this, Zhang Mingjie glanced at Li Dahan with slanted eyes, and he was funny in his heart, two stupid people, Yu Hongyun listened and said: "I have also seen that clinic, but why did people deceive you when they opened a clinic?" ”

Li Changpan said: "Didn't he say that he would give 1,000 yuan if he couldn't be cured? At that time, I saw that this was an opportunity to make money, so I went in, and the doctor asked me what disease I had, and I said that I had poor eyesight, and I couldn't see anything clearly, so let him treat it, I thought at the time, whether I can see it or not, it's not my own decision, he treated me, as long as I say it or can't see it, won't he give me 1,000 yuan? ”

Wu Hongjun said funny: "You, you are crazy about money, and you can't think of this kind of idea." ”

Li Hanwen felt fresh, pinched his orchid fingers and twisted his body and asked, "Hehe, what about later?" ”

Li Changpan said with a sad face: "The doctor listened to my words and said that I can't cure your disease." ”

Luo Erwa's eyes lit up and asked, "Then did he give you 1,000 yuan?" ”

Li Changpan said: "He said that he couldn't cure my disease, I was so happy at that time that he pointed to the sign outside and asked him to give me 1,000 yuan, and the doctor was also happy, and directly asked the nurse to give me the money." ”

Wu Hongjun asked in surprise: "Did he really give?" ”

Li Changpan nodded and said: "Yes, I really gave it, I took the money handed to me by the nurse and counted it, but it was only 400 yuan, then I would definitely not do it, so I said to him, 'Didn't you write outside that you can't cure it and give 1000, why only give me 400', as a result, the doctor took it back and asked me to give him 500." ”

Yu Hongyun asked, "Why is that?" ”

Li Hanwen twisted his waist and laughed: "Since he can recognize that it is 400 yuan instead of 1,000 yuan, it means that his eye problem has been cured, and if he is cured, he has to give 500 yuan to others?" Hahahaha, it's fun, it's interesting, I'll meet that doctor another day. ”

Everyone present, except for Li Changpan and Li Dahan, all laughed and laughed.

Li Dahan's face was hot, although everyone was not laughing at him, but it was clear that he was more stupid than Li Changpan, Li Changpan was only given 500 yuan, and he was given 1,000 yuan.

Li Dahan saw Zhang Mingjie laughing and glancing at him with his eyes, and he was even more uncomfortable, so he hurriedly said: "Oh, don't laugh, let's talk about Li Changpan stealing the water pipe." ”

Yu Hongyun stopped laughing and said to Zhang Mingjie: "Mingjie, I see that there is a reason for the incident, don't call the police, let him do the work for you." ”

Luo Erwa said: "What is the reason for this, I was stupid and stole other people's things, I think he should be arrested and imprisoned for a few years." ”

Li Changpan glared at Luo Erwa fiercely and said, "Luo Erwa, where did I provoke you, you want to fall into the well like this?" ”

Luo Erwa said: "You didn't mess with me, I'll tell the truth." ”

Wu Hongjun said: "Mingjie, you have an idea." ”

Zhang Mingjie thought for a while and said: "Okay, Li Changpan, I will spare you again, it is only three things, if there is a next time, I will not be merciful." ”

Zhang Changpan hurriedly nodded and said, "Okay, okay, I promise you that there will never be a next time." ”

Li Dahan said: "Brother Mingjie, just let him go?" ”

Zhang Mingjie said: "I just said not to call the police, I didn't say to let him go, how do you move my water pipe, how to move it up for me today, and to restore it to me as it is, I want to see the water flowing in the orchard today, and you don't need to move the cement, but you have to do the work of digging the canal, I want you to dig the canal within five days, Dahan you supervise, if you find that he digs unqualified during the construction in the back, let him dig again." ”

Li Dahan nodded and said, "No problem, I will supervise it well." ”

Zhang Mingjie said to Li Changpan again: "Li Changpan, no problem, right?" ”

Li Changpan hurriedly said: "No problem, no problem, I will definitely do a good job for you." ”

Zhang Mingjie said to the three village cadres again: "A few leaders, it's okay for me to do this, right?" ”

Yu Hongyun said: "Okay, no problem, just do it." ”

Wu Hongjun said: "Li Changpan, this time you thank Mingjie for letting you go, I hope you will change your past mistakes and stop doing these things of stealing chickens and dogs." ”

Li Hanwen twisted his hair with his orchid finger and said, "Hehe, that clinic is interesting, I'll meet him another day." ”

Zhang Mingjie said to Li Changpan: "Then let's go, one day is not a long time, you have to hurry up." ”