Chapter 11 The Divine Doctor is Angry, and the Problem Is Serious

The stream of consciousness has been "jumping" in Zhang Xiaoqiang's mind for the past two days, so he is not surprised by this.

It's just that the "red" stream of consciousness is the first time he has seen it, and just as he was wondering, another message broke out:

XX rewards the anchor with 100 yang shou coins.

I rub! Zhang Xiaoqiang was stunned and stood on the spot.

It is said that local tyrants use money to smash people, and Zhang Xiaoqiang feels this way now.

Happiness came too suddenly, according to one Yang Shou coin corresponds to one hour, this 100 Yang Shou Coin is 100 hours.

In an instant, Zhang Xiaoqiang's waist is no longer sore, his legs are no longer painful, and he can still jump big now.

Undoubtedly, this is the biggest reward he has received so far as to become this cheating anchor, and he must see which wealthy owner is so powerful.

looked back along the reward information, and after it was settled, Zhang Xiaoqiang was stunned again!

But I saw that the name column of the rewarder was written with the word ...... "Hua Tuo"!

Rao is Zhang Xiaoqiang's history was taught by a chemistry teacher, and he also knew that the other party was a generation of famous doctors.

No wonder the red stream of consciousness appeared, and the old doctor was furious.

In this regard, Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly sent out the stream of consciousness to express concern: Yo yo, who can bear to make you angry.

Hua Tuo: Who else could it be? A quack doctor actually dares to hang a plaque of "Bian Que's reincarnation" to swagger and deceive, it's a bastard!

Clear! I see! The contradiction has been found!

Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately greeted him with a smile and said: Old Doctor Hua is angry, don't be like that guy, you just treat him as a fart, let him go and play. Hehe, I've always admired your deeds, I think about the good story when you opened the craniotomy for Guan Erye...... Gee.

Hua Tuo: When did I open the skull of Guan Erye? (frowns)

Guan Yu: The anchor is talking about scraping bones to heal injuries, right? (Question mark face)

Embarrassed! Quite embarrassing! This fart is a slap in the face.

Zhang Xiaoqiang: Uh...... Hehe, it's mixed up, the skull is for Fei Ye, right! That's right, it's Fei Ye. (Affirmative face)

Zhang Fei: The anchor's head was kicked by a donkey, your Y head was opened, and your Y family's head was opened!

Speechless!

Just when Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't know how to round the field, the old military doctor broke the deadlock.

He saw Zhang Xiaoqiang standing in place for a long time without speaking, only when the other party was shocked by the "honor" hanging on his wall.

At the moment, he held his head high and said proudly with his hands behind his back: "I think there was a kid who questioned the old man's medical skills back then, and then he searched for famous doctors all over the world but couldn't cure him, and finally came to the old man to cure him." This report was reported on major radio stations at the time. ”

"Oh, high! It's really high! Just as he was worried that he had no chance to reverse the embarrassment, the old military doctor said something that Zhang Xiaoqiang was able to divert the topic: "That, how much is your prescription?" ”

"Not much, just 998."

"What!? 998? Still...... As long as!? ”

"Young man, don't talk about the old man, you have also read the feedback from those patients. As the saying goes, one price and one goods, after taking my medicine, I will ensure that your medicine is cured, is it worth spending 998 to buy a peace and a cure. ”

It's good that the old military doctor doesn't mention the "honor" on the wall, but at this mentions, Zhang Xiaoqiang's brain once again burst out with a red stream of consciousness: quack! Quack! Shameful quacks!

Zhang Xiaoqiang: Ouch, Doctor Hua, don't be angry with that guy, I'll leave now.

Hua Tuo: No, you ask him what herbs he has in his prescription.

Uh, this ...... After hesitating for a few seconds, thinking that the other party was a wealthy master, Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't dare to offend, and immediately relayed Hua Tuo's question: "Hehe, what do you have in this prescription?" Why is it so expensive? ”

"It doesn't hurt to say, except for a few special medicinal materials, my recipe has sarsaparilla, dog spine, mountain bean root, cat's claw grass, continuation, Ze Yuan, Zhejiang fritillary, Tibetan comfrey, cinnabar grass, tiger paw grass, ......" sprinkled with all kinds of things that people don't know.

And just when Zhang Xiaoqiang was almost about to be stunned by the other party, the word "bastard" flashed again in his mind, and then he trembled and lost his body control.

"Shut up the old man!!" With a burst of anger, Hua Tuo interrupted the old military doctor's "penetration".

I'll go! The show is on! "Another world" Hua Tuo VS contemporary "Bian Que", Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was deprived of control of his body, was not indignant, he was not afraid of big things and fanned the flames: Come on, Doctor Huashen! Doctor Hua Shen is powerful! Teach that old stick a lesson! Belch...... Don't let it die.

It is estimated that he didn't expect Zhang Xiaoqiang to "mutate" like this, and the old military doctor was obviously stunned in place without turning a corner.

"The upper medicine heals the country, the Chinese medicine heals the people, and the lower medicine heals. If you don't learn and have no skills, you dare to practice medicine here under the name of Bian Que? Brushing his beard, which did not have zĂ i, Hua Tuo's burning eyes stared at the old military doctor.

Maybe it was a little hairy to be stared at by Doctor Hua so sharply, the old military doctor actually leaned back involuntarily, but soon he came back to his senses: "Boy, who are you scolding for being a child?" ”

Ignoring the old military doctor's questioning, Hua Tuo pointed to the prescription in the old military doctor's hand: "You dare to use this kind of thing to treat people!?" You know that this is a matter of ignoring human life? ”

"I ......" turned his brain, and the old military doctor suddenly realized that most of the young people on the opposite side of his heart were running to smash the field, and he had encountered such a thing before, and smiled coldly at the moment: "Hmph, boy, what kind of thing are you, and you deserve to talk about medicine with Lao Tzu?" When Lao Tzu was a pedicurist, you didn't know where to wear open crotch pants. ”

NOZUONODIE, dare to say that Hua Tuo is not enough to talk about medicine, this old liar is afraid that he is the first person in ancient times.

"Get him! Slap him! Ravage him with your vast knowledge! Zhang Xiaoqiang never let go of any opportunity to pat himself on the back, just kidding, he also pointed to the "Hua Tuhao" to be comfortable, and rewarded him to continue his life.

"Hehehe!" How else to say that the Chinese doctor is extraordinary, I think Cao Cao didn't panic about the thousands of troops and horses under the account back then, how can a mere charlatan move him now? As usual, the void swept two handfuls of air, Hua Tuolang smiled and said three times: "The pulse has nowhere to rely on, the color has nowhere to go, if it is, there is no life." You don't even notice your own physical illness, and you dare to say anything about "talking about medicine"? ”

The old military doctor was born by cheating, and naturally there are some city governments, so he will not be confused because of Hua Tuo's unfounded questioning: "Hmph, okay, can you tell me what illness I have?" ”

Hua Tuo smiled slightly: "Mortals have five internal organs, Rongwei Guan, Yi Pingsheng, Qi and blood smoothness, endless circulation, is the foundation of not getting sick, if there is a shortage, then disaster will come." The old man asked you, have you been out of breath and blood recently? Do you often have night sweats and dreams at night, and your hands and feet are shaking? ”

Hearing this, the old military doctor was stunned for a moment, and then blurted out: "Yes, why are you ......?"

Without waiting for the old military doctor to shut up, Hua Tuo continued: "The pulse is the first of qi and blood. If the blood is strong, the pulse is strong; If the qi and blood fail, the pulse will fail; If the qi and blood are hot, the pulse number; If the qi and blood are cold, the pulse will be delayed; If the qi and blood are small, the pulse is weak, and if the qi and blood are flat, the pulse is slow. This is a typical poor bloodline, if you don't rectify it in time, your life will be short. ”

Although the old military doctor is a liar, he knows some knowledge of traditional Chinese medicine after being deceived for a long time, and the most important thing is that what the Chinese doctor said hit the nail on the head, so he subconsciously asked: "Then, what should I do?" ”

Lifting up his sleeves, Hua Tuo stood up and stood: "Your medical skills are so clever, Sai Hua Tuo, win Bian Que, just one blood is not smooth, how can there be any reason for autonomy?" ”

Look! A master is a master! This face is ...... "PIAPIA"!

"Ouch, it's me who doesn't know Tarzan with eyes. What a master, I'm a liar, I, I'm wrong, I'm guilty. I beseech thee, lift up thy hand and save my life. I promise that I will never do this deception again. ”

A handful of snot and a handful of tears, if you say the popular line "There is an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year-old hairy child" again, then the old military doctor's interpretation will be even more perfect.

Hua Tuo glanced at the old military doctor: "Can you really do it?" ”

"Yes!"

"That's it! Seeing that you are also old, the old man will give you a chance. Pen! Ink! ”

"Alas!" Hearing this, the old military doctor hurriedly touched it and handed it over.

Doctor Hua Shen took the ballpoint pen and sat it for a few seconds before he tried to put down the pen, and after a while, a medicine was prescribed: "Grab the medicine according to this prescription, boil it in boiling water, take it three times a day, and it can be cured in five days at most." ”

After speaking, Zhang Xiaoqiang regained the right to control.

"Thank you to the doctor for the rescue!" The unknowable old military doctor was about to get the prescription, but before he could move, Zhang Xiaoqiang took it into his palm one step ahead.

"Uh, Divine Doctor, you are ......"

Ignoring the doubts of the old Chinese medicine doctor, Zhang Xiaoqiang grabbed the pen and paper, and copied the prescription in his hand according to the gourd drawing the dragon and the phoenix.

Just kidding, this is Hua Tuo's real handiwork, not to mention tens of millions when I look back at the antique market, it's not a trivial thing to get ten thousand pieces.

"Now, here's for you!" Throwing his own copy prescription in front of the old Chinese medicine doctor, Zhang Xiaoqiang knocked on the table: "Remember your promise, if you tell me to see you deceiving again, the gods will not be able to save you." ”

After speaking, Zhang Xiaoqiang folded the original of Hua Shenyi, one fold two, two folds four, neatly folded it, and carefully put it in his chest pocket under the stunned gaze of the old military doctor, and then got up and left.

When he reached the door, he suddenly stopped and turned his head and asked, "Alas, by the way, I said how did you know that I didn't sleep well at night and ate something?" ”

After hearing this, the old military doctor scratched his head a little embarrassed, and then reached out and took out the mobile phone hidden under the table: "That...... I just searched for your meager with your reported number, and I saw all that information from your meager information. ”