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In this regard, Zhang Xiaoqiang was heartbroken.

The excessive reduction of the IQ of the bad guys is undoubtedly extremely detrimental to the development of humanity as a whole.

As the saying goes, when the water is clear, there is no fish, full of warm thoughts, born in sorrow, and died in peace.

These wise sayings all tell us that good people need to be alerted by bad people, and that a society made up entirely of good people is doomed to stagnation.

And looking at the professional ethics of these villains nowadays, it is obvious that they have not been certified by relevant qualifications.

On the other hand, looking at the older generation of big brothers in the past, which one is not a well-known figure?

For example, the heroes of Liangshan in the Water Margin, a total of one hundred orders and eight generals, pick out one at random, and now they are all industry leaders.

For example, the three brothers of the Zhang family in the Three Kingdoms, the three of them are the earliest group of composite bandit organizations in Chinese history with all-round development of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, aesthetics, and labor, and Zhang Jiao is the ancestor of the current MLM organization.

Not to mention Journey to the West, Sun Wukong is famous all over the world, with a purple crown and golden armor, fiery eyes, relying on a big stick to stab the world, and his black history is full of crimes in the top secret documents of the heavenly court, and it is difficult to write.

However, now these so-called big brothers on the road, people in the rivers and lakes, in addition to knowing the whole big gold chain, making a board inch, and tattooing two horrific tattoos, how many of them have completed nine-year compulsory education? How many all-nighters are ancient and modern, mathematical, physical and chemical?

Don't talk about it, let's just talk about the second goods outside the door in front of you, the master who doesn't even know about the National Security Bureau, and comes to pretend to be a special department, this is simply ...... Woohoo!

Zhang Xiaoqiang has lost interest in continuing to live in vain with outsiders.

This kind of IQ that is not in the same grade makes him feel bored.

At this moment, Zhang Xiaoqiang suddenly realized the great sage's detachment from the mundane and lonely rush to defeat.

It's cold in the heights! That's right! It's cold from above!

So people, people are too smart, it's also a kind of torture.

Alas, little brother, my all-seeing IQ is really ......

Amitabha, if being smart is also a sin, then Xiaoqiang I have to admit that my brother has sinned.

"Let's go where it's cool, little brother will go first."

After issuing the eviction order, Zhang Xiaoqiang turned around and left.

But at this moment, the man outside the house followed up with a sentence: "Heh, brother, you wait a minute, I don't know if this can prove my identity?" ”

"Alas, I said big brother, you have such ......"

Before the word "meaning" could be spoken, Zhang Xiaoqiang, who turned around, suddenly froze in place.

In the darkness, under the faint incandescent bulb, a black pistol was flickering brightly, arrogantly unleashing its deterrence in the night.

"It's ...... Desert Eagle! "The most loyal player of the dream of 300 million gunfights, Zhang Xiaoqiang blurted out.

That's right! What the man holds in his hand is the ultimate dream of otaku, known as the king of guns and the desert eagle of battle guns in pistols.

According to legend, only the chosen one, the old driver with the unicorn arm, had the means to drive this gun.

Seeing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't help but be in awe.

I thought I could only meet a character in legends, but tonight I actually bumped into a living person.

What an exciting thing this man is!

His throat was dry, and Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of spit.

The whole body began to swing rhythmically up and down.

"Mr. Zhang, what's wrong with you?"

"No, I'm fine." Insincerely, the visual impact, Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was called, even became unfavorable to speak.

"You don't have to be nervous, this gun is safe, and it won't hurt you by mistake."

"Uh, I'm not nervous, that ...... Old driver, oh no...... So, what, you, you're sure you're a cop, right? ”

There are only three kinds of people who have guns these days: policemen, bandits, and men.

The other party is a man Zhang Xiaoqiang can confirm at present, but whether it is a "madman" or a "Bo faction", it is a little confused now.

The man smiled, turned the muzzle of the gun in his palm, put the gun into his pocket, and then said, "If I were the latter, do you think we would still talk so kindly?" ”

After pondering it, he spoke to the other party appropriately, and properly mocked and contempted.

But Rao is like this, people always greet each other with a smile, without showing the slightest fierceness.

In this way......

"I'm sorry big brother, I don't know which master you are on the road?"

Undoubtedly, if the other party is really a staff member of a relevant department, Zhang Xiaoqiang doesn't think that they will be good-tempered enough to present facts and reason with a low-level person like him.

Many times, bandits and JC are like heaven and hell, but there is a thin line between them.

To put it mildly, sometimes bandits are able to maintain relative rationality in handling things in order to gain profits.

Although it looks more vicious, it may not really do anything to the person concerned, and most of them are mainly intimidation and deterrence.

And JC is different, as Guo Jia's power law enforcement agency, as long as it is determined that something is wrong, hum...... Blasting a set is ready.

After listening to Zhang Xiaoqiang's decisive judgment, the person who came sighed lightly: "Classmate Zhang, do I look so bad?" You seem to have an opinion about our law enforcement agencies? ”

"No, no, no!" He waved his hand again and again, shaking his head desperately.

Boy! Brother has an opinion on whom, and he doesn't dare to have an opinion on Guo Jia's law enforcement agencies.

"Big brother, I don't have any opinion about law enforcement. Actually, I wanted to be a JC since I was a child, and I planned to apply for a job in the police department after graduation. I like to watch movies and TV series in the film and television the most. ”

"Huh, huh?"

"Yes, yes! It's true! Sheriff Black Cat, Arrest Warrant, City Hunter, Detective Conan, oh yes, also, and that Infernal Affairs, in which Brother Guanxi has always been my idol. A string of titles was reported in one breath, and Zhang Xiaoqiang tried his best to explain.

Listening to it, the man outside the house was full of black lines, and it was obvious that the amount of information contained in the various one-sided reports reported by Zhang Xiaoqiang was really large.

After ten seconds of digestion, the man replied embarrassedly: "Infernal Affairs...... This Cheng Guanxi ...... If I'm not mistaken, it's an undercover agent who broke into the police, right? ”

"Oh? Is that so? Hey, isn't he a videographer who makes small movies in it? Zhang Xiaoqiang's head was a little confused because of nervousness.

The man started to pinch the four white pustupoints and rubbed them lightly: "Okay, classmate Zhang, after talking so much, do you think you can open the door and let me in, let's sit down and talk again?" ”

The other party had a gun in his hand and was in possession of documents.

Not to mention whether JC's identity is true or false, from the analysis of the past two days alone, people have made up their minds and come prepared.

If we insist on refusing to cooperate now, we are likely to let the situation develop in an uncontrollable direction.

After weighing the pros and cons, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt that peace was still precious, and let the other party in first.