Chapter 121: Brother Monkey is also shy
However, before letting the other party in, Zhang Xiaoqiang also had some necessary preparations to complete. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Don't forget, Zhang Xiaoqiang is not the only one living in this rented house now.
There are also old pigs and great sages waiting for news there.
These two goods, one is mindless, the other is unhappy, if they don't appease the two of them, and when the man comes in, he can't figure out what kind of moth he will come out.
Especially Sun Dasheng, the monkey is still in a red cape, green pants are not mainstream, and the wild style is still there.
If this man is really Guo Jia's security department, that great sage does not need to be interrogated, and he will directly pull out his gun on the spot if he can't keep it.
But the Great Sage is not a mortal after all, even if he has no mana, but in the end he is still the master who is "not in the Three Realms, free from the Five Elements".
Whether the guy in the man's hand can hurt the Great Sage, Zhang Xiaoqiang has no way to verify at present.
But one thing he is 100% sure of, he provokes the great sage and will never be forced to die.
Take a look at the monsters that don't have long eyes along the way to the west, what is the final result of the awesome and not awesome?
The great sage's power lies in the fact that I beat you and killed you directly with a stick.
I won't be able to get it for a while, so I'll go up and ask my brother for help, and I'll kill you when it's over."
Do you think that you are the king of the mountain, and you are very good in numbers?
Hmph, as everyone knows, there are still more than 100 monkey grandchildren in the Great Sage Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave.
Above the heavenly court, there are countless community bigwigs and brothers on call.
Therefore, in the later stage of Journey to the West, Sister Guanyin also had a headache and was embarrassed.
Why, you ask? The reason is simple.
She gave the **** bounty order to the monsters in the human world, and no one dared to accept it.
Later, when the captured monsters confessed their problems in prison, they all cried and shouted to complain to the authorities.
Almost all the monsters are of the same voice: strongly condemn Guanyin Bodhisattva for taking advantage of his position to hang up the Journey to the West foursome. She instructed the demons to make trouble for Tang Seng and his apprentices along the road, but privately raised the level of several people.
How do you tell us to fight in this situation? Especially that Monkey King, equipped with high attributes, and also comes with summoner skills, the most annoying thing is that the physical attack is invalid, the fire attack is immune, and the magic attack rebounds...... Not to mention solo, we can't beat even if we team up!
It's hard to barely gain the upper hand by brushing out the equipment, this product goes directly to the sky to find the GM to report, and it will be over in minutes to seal our account!
You said! How else do we play? You might as well just delete our number!
Therefore, the journey to the west seen by the world is that Tang monks and apprentices are not afraid of hardships and dangers, slaying demons and demons, supporting each other, and making unremitting efforts and hard work for their dreams.
But in fact, isn't it the helpless history of blood and tears of the low-level monsters?
In the face of a bug like Sun Wukong, just like those fools in the anti-Japanese drama who are fighting with the Eighth Route Army Martial Arts Team who can tear the human body with their hands, fight 800 miles with guns, and have no bullets and rain on their guns.
How did you say they insisted on doing "bad things" for so many years in such a bad environment?
How mentally retarded is this Nima to be able to do such a stupid thing!
Zhang Xiaoqiang admits that he is not stupid, so it is definitely not easy for him to tear men apart by the great sage.
No matter what the identity of a man is, in the human world, it is not a trivial matter to commit a murder.
Turn back, Great Sage, Bajie can leave by patting his buttocks, but he Zhang Xiaoqiang can't "smuggle" and run away.
"That'...... Wait a minute, it's a bit messy at home, you can let me take care of it! ”
Dropping this sentence, Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't care how the man reacted, and turned around and ran towards the back room.
"What's going on, Xiaoqiang, what's the situation?" The old pig asked with a solemn face.
At this moment, Zhang Xiaoqiang had to admit that Jiang was still old and spicy.
Although the old pig has certain defects in IQ, he has been an official for so many years, and he is still very vicious from the perspective of looking at the problem.
"Brother Pig, you didn't do what you deduced, most of us are being targeted."
"Huh!? And so it was! The old pig sat down on the couch.
As a leading cadre who has suffered from shuanggui, Bajie has an unspeakable fear of law enforcement.
Nowadays, the Yamen of the human world sent people to take it, which made him lose his square inch for a while.
"What's being targeted? Where did the monster come from so boldly, and he dared to trouble my grandson? ”
"Unhappy" double-fist dance, "no brain" is now in a hurry, and at the moment he lowered his voice and scolded angrily: "You can pull it down, it's all the trouble caused by you monkey!" Okay now, the "demolition team" is here, what do you say about this? ”
"Humph! What kind of blasting is not blasting, my grandson doesn't care what he is, as long as he dares to find my grandson's head, I want him to look good. ”
The gesture was about to split the table, Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly reached out and grabbed it: "I said Grandpa Sage, I beg you, don't make a mess?" You are now fighting to defeat the Buddha, under one person, above ten thousand, under the whole world, you are the most powerful in fighting. You said that you were at odds with a mortal human being, and it would be bad for you to spread it in the future, right? You see, if you don't, you leave this matter to me, and I promise to do it properly for you, OK? ”
Zhang Xiaoqiang's sycophant is obviously in the right position, the great sage is not greedy and not delicious, but he attaches great importance to things like fighting.
Zhang Xiaoqiang gave him the title of the first martial arts in the world, and the monkey was naturally used.
waved his hand at the moment: "That's it, this matter is up to you." ”
With a long sigh of relief, he got rid of the "unhappy", and the big stone in Zhang Xiaoqiang's heart finally settled down.
The old pig then urged: "Then what should we do next?" ”
Zhang Xiaoqiang glanced at the clothes on the Great Sage's body, and commanded: "Take it off!" Brother Monkey, take off your clothes and pants. ”
"What do you want to do? Why do you want me to take off my clothes? ”
"Alas, things need to be done, there is no time to explain, the old driver hurriedly drives...... Uh, no, take it off. ”
The Great Sage's red cloak and green pants are too blinking, and this thing must be properly disposed of before the man comes in.
"Brother Monkey, why are you still stunned, the fire is burning your butt, take it off."
"You, the ...... You turn around! ”
Pointing to the back, the Great Sage's face flushed with shyness.
Fog grass! How do you remember the first episode of the first season of Journey to the West, where the monkey ran out of the stone, and it was a 3D naked five yards?
"It's all old drivers, Brother Monkey, don't be hypocritical, take it off!"
In the end, the great sage still insisted on asking the old pig, and after Zhang Xiaoqiang returned to avoid it, he took off his original clothes and changed into the civilian clothes that Zhang Xiaoqiang specially took for him.
Not to mention, the Great Sage who has completed the costume change is a handsome young man.
In the words that are more popular and fashionable nowadays, it is: handsome, cool, there is no comparison.
Anyway, the great sage who has put on a new line, Zhang Xiaoqiang can't see the slightest shadow of the "non-mainstream" in the past.
That should be able to hide from the eyes of the person outside......