Therefore, environmental problems are a double-edged sword, you don't see all kinds of sci-fi blockbusters, countless awesome alien visitors, no matter what flies in the sky or runs underground, when fighting against the human united army, it can't be killed, it can't be blown up, it's just like a bug that has been opened. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

But every time it comes to the final key battle, at least more than half of them are cheated by the strange harsh environment of the earth.

Now it seems that the so-called energy conservation and emission reduction and environmental protection are likely to be the ulterior motives of aliens, who are afraid that we humans have such a powerful "protection" net, so they have made a drama of "disintegrating the opponent from within".

Zhang Xiaoqiang had a "self-righteous" and "see-through" face, spit out his hand, panted and waved his hand: "Alas, forget it, don't force it if you can't summon it." ”

If the young man doesn't work hard, the boss is sad, he lacks exercise on weekdays, and he can't complain about others when he drops the chain at this critical moment.

Zhang Xiaoqiang's current condition is that he can't run.

The great sage saw it in his eyes, anxious in his heart, this is a rare reunion with a good friend, you said that you finally had the opportunity to show your ability, but because of unknown reasons, it led to pretending to fail.

On the ground, human beings show off all kinds of luxury cars and accessories to show their status.

And the same is true in the sky, after all, heavenly people are also human beings, and they also eat whole grains and follow the natural cycle.

It's just that unlike the deliberate pretense of some human beings, the celestial beings show more for the sake of showmanship, but simply want to show their strength.

In addition, what they show off is different from that of humans.

They mainly show off their mounts and show magic weapons.

There is a good interpretation of this in the TV series Journey to the West.

I believe that many viewers have seen the following pictures in this drama, after Tang Seng was arrested in the foursome, Wukong and other "Zhongnanhai" bodyguards went to the monster cottage to save people.

This mutual show of "guy things" seems to be showing off, but in fact, the two sides are showing their own strength and strength in disguise, so as to achieve the goal of surrendering without a fight.

I tried a few times without giving up, but the result was still the same, and the Great Sage never felt the "small universe" of the "somersault cloud".

In desperation, the Great Sage also sighed in annoyance: "Alas, it's a pity that the little white dragon guy is not there, otherwise he is present, and the master can ride it." ”

"Uh......" made up the scene of himself riding a horse and walking on the street, and Zhang Xiaoqiang said in his heart: I don't know if I need to get a driver's license for riding a horse on this highway.

"Alas, I don't think it's better to be like this, just let my old grandson carry the master away."

As he spoke, the Great Sage was about to act.

Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly waved his hand: "Don't, I can do it myself." ”

Good guy, call the Buddha to defeat the Buddha and use yourself as a rickshaw...... If this is really Tang Seng, after all, people have masters and apprentices there.

But what kind of green onion is my brother, to use the classic lines in Uncle Zhao's sketches, my brother is an impostor!

It's just that...... Without waiting for Zhang Xiaoqiang to refuse further, his whole body was light, and then his feet left the ground and his head rushed down...... I'm going to go! Zhang Xiaoqiang was picked up by the Great Sage! And it's a princess hug!

What's going on with your sister! Don't you say that it is good to carry people? Is it swollen and becomes a princess hug?

"Great Sage, you put me down, I'll go by myself!"

didn't answer, Zhang Xiaoqiang suddenly felt the wind and waves in his ears, and the kind of flying pleasure made him feel like he wanted to sing:

Seventy miles of speed;

The mood is free;

Hopefully, the end is the Aegean Sea;

Running with all your might, the dream is on the other side;

……

Running with the wind, freedom is the direction;

the power to chase thunder and lightning;

Fill the vastness of the ocean into my breast;

Even the smallest sails can sail far;

Flying with the wind, there are dreams as wings;

Dare to love, dare to do, and bravely break through;

No matter how big the risk is, no matter how big the wave;

There will also be tacit gaze;

This is quite a "glamorous" scene.

Dressed in a red cape and crotch across green pants, the princess hugged another thin and dark-skinned "black man", and the two were so unscrupulous, as if no one was around them and sprinting in the downtown area.

Good guy, it really attracted countless eyeballs from passers-by.

"I'm grass! These two came out of the neurological hospital, right? ”

"! You know, it's called performance art. Which company invited Bao Qi to advertise on the street? ”

"What? Can this advertise too? Brother, let me tell you, run, the brother crew has come to our city to make a big movie, and it is estimated that they are them. ”

"I'll go! Isn't it, according to you...... So who are those two? ”

"Who else could they be? Look at the styling, height ...... This season's main baby combination, the short Wang Baoqiang, the black ......"

"Song Xiaobao, right? No way! My little treasure is a brainless fan...... Xiaobao, wait, you are my idol, I love you, sign me! ”

……

Fog grass! Zhang Xiaoqiang's heart is like a thousand grass and mud horses galloping by.

Brother repeatedly, brother is not Song Xiaobao, brother and Song Xiaobao have no half-dime relationship.

With my brother's appearance, no matter how you look at it, it is also a level of Tony Leung! Author: You black brother, brother is going to play your glass tonight!

Zhang Xiaoqiang was bitter: "Wukong, please stop, you have feet for the teacher, let the teacher go by himself." ”

"It's okay, master, my grandson is not tired."

"I, I know you're not tired, but ...... Will you let the master come down? ”

"Don't make a fuss! You also saw the master, just now those guys looked at you one by one with bad eyes, although my old grandson's mana is gone, but the experience is still there, if I deduce correctly, most of them are monsters. We can't stop now, or we'll be caught by them. ”

"I ......" want to cry without tears! What the is this?

But what the Great Sage recognizes, it is impossible for Zhang Xiaoqiang to correct him.

So, Zhang Xiaoqiang was carried all the way back to his residence by the Great Sage.

After arriving home, after making sure that there were no pursuers to follow up, the great sage put Zhang Xiaoqiang on his shoulder.

Ouch...... Kindness...... Refreshing! Practical!

With his feet back on the ground, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt an unprecedented sense of satisfaction.

That posture, those who don't know think he just came down from the moon.

Although his feet trembled and his stomach juice rolled because of the bumps all the way, he was able to reach the ground alive, and Zhang Xiaoqiang really felt like he wanted to burst into tears.

"Master, what's wrong with you?" Seeing Zhang Xiaoqiang's strange expression, the Great Sage asked with concern.

Zhang Xiaoqiang held his hand on the wall, gasped twice, and shook his head: "No, it's okay, I just got off the ground, I'm a little dizzy, I'll take it slowly." ”

"Oh, the master hasn't ridden the little white dragon for a long time, and it's normal for the body to react a little." The Great Sage consoled.

"Hehe," Zhang Xiaoqiang laughed twice, not knowing what to say.

Pointing to the door in front of him, he said, "Knock on the door, hello friend is inside." ”