Chapter 111: What the Kid Friends Are They?
"Friends?" Scratching his head, the great sage was inexplicable: "Who is he?" ”
"Uh......" was speechless for a while, Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't know how to explain such a philosophical word to the Great Sage, and waved his hand at the moment: "This is a long story, you better knock on the door, and it will naturally be clear when the door opens." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Zhang Xiaoqiang was really a little curious about the scene of the meeting between the Great Sage and the old pig.
According to historical records, these two goods are not very right, in general, the great sage does not look at the old pig very pleasantly, and there is no shortage of old pigs along the way.
This can't blame the Great Sage for holding his identity as a senior brother, it's really the old pig who is too lazy.
Frankly speaking, it is also thanks to Guanyin that the Journey to the West four-person group was equipped with the sand monk, otherwise it is estimated that at the beginning of the four-person group, all the mounts and packages would have to be lost.
How will the Great Sage react when he sees the old pig? Zhang Xiaoqiang was a little looking forward to it and a little excited.
After all, this scene is not something that everyone has a chance to see.
You said that the relationship between the great sage and the old pig in the past can be understood by people through history books and movies.
But now that a hundred years have passed, both the Great Sage and the Old Pig have been glorified as civil servants in the Heavenly Court from their sinful bodies back then.
The change of identity and status will inevitably cause a change in the mentality and concept of the two.
Therefore, today's meeting will eventually become a major historical event that will go down in history.
As the only witness of the human world, Sizhang Xiaoqiang's psychological excitement is self-evident.
"Knock on the door! Goku! Zhang Xiaoqiang was already a little impatient, and he urged in a deep voice.
The Great Sage looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang, and then looked at the door in front of him, with an inexplicable look on his face, as if he was still thinking about what this "friend" was?
"Then I knocked?" The Great Sage confirmed.
Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly nodded his head, and the posture seemed to say: You knock! You're knocking!
"Bang!" As Zhang Xiaoqiang wished, the Great Sage raised his hand and slammed it on the door panel.
"Click!"
Sawdust was scattered overhead, and Zhang Xiaoqiang half-opened his mouth, stunned in place.
Without waiting for him to react more, the Great Sage followed up with a slap and slapped it again.
"Bang!" Another loud bang rang out.
Fog grass! This Nima is a god-wrenching horse! Demolition?
"Goku! You ......"
Before the words were settled, a loud noise came in my ears again.
The Great Sage turned around and asked, "Master, what did you just say?" ”
"I ......" glanced at the door panel that had been half torn off, and Zhang Xiaoqiang closed his eyes compassionately.
opened his eyes in the middle of the night, crying and mourning his cheeks: "Wukong, you honestly told the teacher, after coming to Earth, have you ever worked in the demolition office?" ”
Okay! From the meeting to the present, it has only been half an hour, and the bones of "Ah Qiu" have not yet been cold, and now the door of his house has been demolished by the Great Sage, Zhang Xiaoqiang is really ......
"The demolition and relocation office is ......"
As soon as he was halfway through his voice, the Great Sage suddenly felt a strong wind coming, and he never thought that the wood that was still embedded in the wall was actually opened from the inside.
"Who are you? I'm sick in broad daylight! What are you doing slamming my door! Are you a tease sent by the monkeys? The scolding was loud and powerful, and Zhang Xiaoqiang knew when he heard this that it was from the throat of the old pig.
Sweat slid down the corners of his forehead and splashed on the ground, but before he could bloom, he was transpired into water vapor by the high temperature on the surface.
Finished! As the old pig burst out, Zhang Xiaoqiang's heart sank.
Well, a monkey is enough to mess up, and nowadays even the old pig is running to join in the fun, this Nima is going to rectify the rhythm of the "animal world".
Needless to say, Zhang Xiaoqiang can also come up with his ass that the next big battle is inevitable.
Whether the old pig is powerful or Wukong is powerful, Zhang Xiaoqiang doesn't know or wants to know this question.
The only thing he cares about now is how to nip this pig-monkey war in the bud.
"Brother Pig, calm down, don't do it. Wukong, his own people, it's all a misunderstanding! In a hurry, Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't know how much of a role his persuasion could have, but in a hurry, this was the only way he could think of.
However, the development of things seems to have deviated a little from Zhang Xiaoqiang's expectations.
After the old pig reprimanded, the great sage exchanged glances with him.
Then the two blurted out in unison.
"It's you! Nerd!? ”
"It's you! Brother Monkey!? ”
After Gu Zi sighed in surprise, an even more unexpected scene happened to Zhang Xiaoqiang.
The fists were on top of each other, and then the palms were clapped three times rhythmically from top to bottom, and then they staggered each other, and the shoulders slammed together.
If the great sage and the old pig say "yo!men, what'sup?" again at this moment, then it is the two black brothers who say hello.
Silly! Zhang Xiaoqiang looked stupid! He was completely shocked by the scene in front of him.
This black culture is also a Nima cow fork, dare to love heaven is good for this.
"Xiaoqiang, what did you just say?"
Only then did he notice Zhang Xiaoqiang on the wall, and the old pig fox asked.
Accustomed to being ignored, Zhang Xiaoqiang laughed twice.
It's embarrassing! I am still worried about the old pig, the great sage fights, but there is no, this is probably the so-called nothing in the world, and mediocre people disturb themselves.
"No, nothing. Let's go back to the house first. ”
Walking towards the house, when passing by the door panel, Zhang Xiaoqiang glanced sideways and shook his head, it seems that it is urgent to popularize the knowledge of modern society for the great sage.
In the living room, the old pig brought a teapot to Zhang Xiaoqiang, and the great sage poured some water each.
He asked inexplicably: "Xiaoqiang, how did you collide with Brother Monkey?" ”
You must know that the Great Sage doesn't know Zhang Xiaoqiang, so the old pig is full of curiosity that the latter can bring the Great Sage back to the rented house.
However, without waiting for Zhang Xiaoqiang to answer, Da Shengmu frowned and reprimanded: "Idiot! How do you talk to the master? This leader has been in office for a long time, and he has been out of office? Even the master is no longer called!? ”
Zhang Er was confused, the old pig was at Zhang Xiaoqiang with a blank face, the great sage looked back and forth on both sides, and finally raised the pig's trotters and pointed at Zhang Xiaoqiang: "Master? Xiaoqiang, you say? ”
“dai! I said you still offended Jinqi! Jack bauer!? You dare to scold the master for being a cockroach, I see that your skin is itchy again, right? ”
Fog grass! This Nima life cannot be lived.
The old pig's horizontal insertion completely disrupted Zhang Xiaoqiang's strategic deployment.
Originally, he also pointed to the fact that he didn't see that he was not Tang Seng by using the Great Sage, and was ready to control the other party in the future.
After all, the Great Sage's temper is not something that ordinary people can handle, and the entire Heavenly Court was almost turned into a branch of the Water Curtain Cave by him back then.
Therefore, Zhang Xiaoqiang must rely on Tang Seng's residual power to deter the great sage's behavior, so as not to make chaos in the human world.
Can ...... now The two goods of the old pig casually asked Zhang Xiaoqiang to go through the whole plan.
At this time when thousands of troops are in danger, Zhang Xiaoqiang can only hope for Master Xuanzang.
In a flash, Zhang Xiaoqiang sent a stream of consciousness on the live broadcast platform:
Is Master Xuanzang here? The rivers and lakes are in emergency!