After being stunned for more than ten seconds, Zhang Xiaoqiang held back his anger and asked the old man: "Old guy, you tell my brother the truth, these non-mainstream are really a westward wasteland foursome?" ”

The old man replied affirmatively: "It's like a fake!" ”

"Don't talk nonsense, just these three children's IQ arrears and take the truth? Did they graduate from elementary school? Are you sure they recognize each other? I wondered, what did Aunt Guanyin think at the time, let a few of them go to the west, I really don't know what kind of mental retardation those monster kings who block the road and rob can be put here to pass through the three goods! ”

Righteous indignation! Gnash your teeth! Listening to Xuanzang's explanation, watching the battle of the old pig and the great sage, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt that his noble soul and IQ had both been trampled. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The old man also saw the warmth on Zhang Xiaoqiang's face, sighed lightly at the moment, and said seriously: "Xiaoqiang, you first dissipate your anger, I admit that the current situation on the field is a little unacceptable to you, but please believe that these people are indeed among the Journey to the West foursome." ”

"Is that a little unacceptable? Can you find an acceptable point for me? ”

"Uh......" The old man glanced at the old pig on the field, the appearance of the two Bs of the Great Sage, and still failed to make a "one, two, three, four": "Here's the thing, you listen to me explain to you." You know that after the westbound foursome completed their tasks, they were all promoted, and they are now leading cadres of important departments in Heavenly Court. This next experience is not something that can be completed in a day or two. Therefore, in order not to affect their own work, they all exude a wisp of divine consciousness when they come over, not the ontology. So...... It's a little different, and there's no way around it. ”

"Holy! You wait...... the old man suddenly gave an explanation, the amount of information was a bit large, Zhang Xiaoqiang pinched the four white points tightly, digested it for a long time, and clapped his hands and shouted: "Awesome! Isn't this a doppelganger!! ”

I remember when I was in elementary school, Zhang Xiaoqiang's greatest wish was to learn the "doppelganger technique".

In this way, he can conjure up several splits, one loses school, one completes homework at home, one is responsible for, one is responsible for eating, and of course, the most important thing is to leave one to deal with all kinds of bullying and scolding tasks.

As for himself, he naturally stays at home to sleep, play, and jerk off.

It's exciting just thinking about it.

I never thought that this kind of thing, which only exists in YY novels, is really happening in the present world.

"Hey...... You want to say it's a doppelganger...... Let's get alive too. The old man couldn't find a better explanation, so he could only agree with Zhang Xiaoqiang's analysis.

"Splash monkey! Don't be arrogant, just now you made a slow move, all of them pressed me to count, you are not kind, you are not martial! ”

"Cut! Nerds! Losing is losing, and still making excuses? Are you ashamed of your pig face!? ”

"Less nonsense! If you have the guts, you can play another game! Fair round! ”

"Humph! Don't say one game, a hundred games, a thousand games, what is my grandson afraid of? Do you think that my grandson took a step back in the face of 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals? Do you dare to be presumptuous in my grandson? ”

"Loading B is not taxed! I'm the next shuanggui, so what about you? After being slapped by Rulai for 500 years, I can't straighten my waist, just like that, are you embarrassed to shout in front of me? ”

"Wow! You dead pig's head looking for death!! ”

"Come on! I'm still afraid that you won't make it! ”

Scissors! Stone! Cloth!

Good guys, if you don't agree with each other, you can get started.

The great sage who poked each other's sore spots, after the old pig completed their respective radical methods, finally couldn't hold back the power of the desolation in their bodies, and Ziwa screamed and fought in one place.

With the lessons learned last time, at the beginning of Zhang Xiaoqiang's battle, he slipped back a few steps in a row.

You ask him what he is for?

Just kidding, who are the two on that field? Proper Heavenly Court's main ace team.

In the S1 season of Journey to the West, he wiped out 81 teams in a row and successfully won the championship title.

Although it is played with rock-paper-scissors, this kind of game is put together in the hands of the old pig and the great sage, and it is a different scene!

Thrilling! Chickens and dogs jump!

I know that they are there to make rock-paper-scissors, and those who don't know think that the two of them are dancing gods.

That posture, jumping and jumping, shouting and making trouble, not to mention the side, just that momentum, that spirit, proper street performers.

In less than two seconds, the old pig was defeated again.

"Hmph, are you convinced this time?" The great sage who won the victory was arrogant, and his cockfighting eyes were full of deep contempt.

The old pig wiped the sweat on his forehead, shook his belly, bared his teeth and grinned: "Don't accept it!" ”

"Good! If you don't accept it, you're coming, my grandson will beat you until you accept it today! ”

"Fight, fight, I'm afraid you won't make it!"

Rock-paper-scissors!

It was another "sea flat", and the old pig was not unexpected, but still lost.

So back and forth, back and forth, Zhang Xiaoqiang's eyelids fought, and he wanted to sleep, but the final result was ......

The Great Sage is the Great Sage in the end, even if it is only a wisp of divine consciousness in the next session, it is still easy to deal with the old pig, and there is no suspense.

The whole battle lasted a total of thirteen rounds, and in the process, the old pig did not win a single victory, and was completely clean sheet.

How so!?

Holding on to the wall, after a "great physical strength" and "high-intensity" battle, the old pig also had a physical overdraft.

Sweat drips down the bald hair on the top of his head like raindrops, and his huge belly rises and falls rhythmically with heavy wheezing.

Why? It's been so long and it's not the opponent of this monkey?

Why? I can't always win against him?

The old pig is melancholy! Thinking about these years, he has boiled from a gentleman "little fresh pig" to a stable "old pig's head", regardless of life experience or status and identity, he has improved several grades with his hard work.

But only in the battle against Sun Dasheng, he has never tasted victory.

I thought that after hundreds of years, today's battle, if I don't finish winning, at least I can draw the whole game.

But the end result is still so cruel and ruthless.

"Humph! Do you take it now? If you don't accept it, let's move on. The Great Sage sneered with a light smile.

Compared with the old pig's panting and embarrassed appearance, the Great Sage is like he has just finished a warm-up exercise, and he has no strange look.

Being teased like this by the other party, how can the old pig calm his anger?

Listening to his belly at the moment, he howled disagreeingly: "Afraid!?" Jokes, in my old pig's words, there is no fear of words at all! ”

IQ! IQ is a shortcoming!

Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was watching from the sidelines and was about to fall asleep, really couldn't see the old pig being bullied like this, he shook his head, and said with a wry smile: "Brother Pig, don't fight, you are not the opponent of the Great Sage." ”

"Hmph, did you hear that, even the master thinks that you are not my opponent, what else do you have to say?"

The old pig was angry, and Zhang Xiaoqiang's words undoubtedly added fuel to the fire: "Xiaoqiang, what do you mean!" Why do you say I'm not the monkey's opponent? ”

Zhang Xiaoqiang sighed lightly again, then raised his right hand, stretched his five fingers, and asked rhetorically: "Come, you use your hooves to pose a "cloth" shape for me." ”