Zhang Xiaoqiang is also in a hurry, and now it seems that not only is there no way to chant the mantra, but this is counting on Tang Seng to reward the possession and have to take a break. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

In these years, Nima's big-name appearance fee is nothing short of a robbery.

However, just when Zhang Xiaoqiang was in a hurry, the atmosphere on the field took a sharp turn, and the great sage and the old pig burst out at the same time.

"Idiot, you're a seed! Look at my grandson, don't you educate you well today! ”

"Don't talk about calves, don't be blind if you can solve it with your hands!"

"What, what do you want to do!?"

"Just do it!? I'm afraid you won't make it!? ”

When the words fell, the old pig and the great sage each took a step back.

The air suddenly became solemn, and a pig and a monkey stared at each other.

Zhang Xiaoqiang swallowed and spat involuntarily, although neither the old pig nor the Great Sage spoke, Zhang Xiaoqiang still felt the power released from the two of them.

The master has made a move, and what he pays attention to is a breath.

Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't dare to make a sound, he understood that opening his mouth at this time was an act of looking for death.

The old pig stood with his back to his back, and the slightest breeze from the electric fan gently lifted a few pig hairs in front of his forehead, and the raised belly was like a shadow against the background of the crop top, revealing the almost perfect figure of the old pig.

Sometimes sexy is so specific, handsome is so awesome.

Compared with the old pig's commotion, the Great Sage is much more solemn.

With a red cape and green pants, this avant-garde mix alone is enough to embody the world's top designers.

Needless to say, the pair of sharp eyes on the face of the Great Sage at this time, the cross-eyed eyes that focused on one point, and the innate bandit aura of the Great Sage, can only be described in one word, that is: domineering side leakage.

As Zhang Xiaoqiang, who has been involved in the Huashan sword scene in TV film and television dramas, he knows that the duel between masters usually likes to go around in circles, and he has put a few coquettish POSS after the end.

However, in reality, it was a bloody scene made up by the director and screenwriter, and now the boss of the heavenly court is competing with him, and there is not even a word of nonsense.

What they are doing, Zhang Xiaoqiang has no way of knowing, but he understands that the old pig, the great sage has not made a move for a long time, and it is not as simple as it seems.

Perhaps the eye contact and collision between the two sides have already performed some awesome martial arts beyond the scope of the science of the present world.

Blood Wheel Eye? Reincarnation Eye? Death Touch? Purple pupils of extinction?

In the head, novels, anime, and eyes are stained with a little bit of skill moves, like popcorn, jumping in the brain.

However, at this moment, the old pig moved.

With a slight lift of his right hand, it seemed that he didn't use much strength, but the speed was as fast as lightning, and in the blink of an eye, he had already used a seventy-two way empty fist.

As soon as the old pig moved, the great sage immediately made a countermeasure, with a simple stroke of the virtual palm, and a gloomy ecstasy palm was struck, easily breaking the old pig's seventy-two empty fists.

After a move, the old pig who was slightly inferior did not back down, and when he ate, his middle finger was divided on both sides, which was the beginning of the six-vein divine sword.

I never thought that the great sage seemed to have expected that the old pig would have this hand.

He didn't wait for the old pig's move to be implemented, he fought first and threw a punch: Hasai GI, return my drifting box!

"You've lost!" At the same time as the fist was thrown, the Great Sage said this line coldly and domineeringly.

At this moment, Zhang Xiaoqiang seems to have returned to his childhood, there was once an anime, in which he liked to expose his upper body, and he had nothing to do with the male pig's feet who poked holes in his body with his fingers, and whenever he fought with the enemy, he liked to say "You are dead" after making a move.

It was also under the influence of this sentence that during that time, when Zhang Xiaoqiang was bullied by his senior classmates, he would say "You are dead" when resisting.

Later, the results can be imagined, for this reason, Zhang Xiaoqiang successfully got a 5% discount card for the school infirmary that school year.

Shock! Red chicken! Amazing!

The fierce battle on the field completely fell in Zhang Xiaoqiang's eyes.

At this time, he was stunned, staring blankly at the center of the field.

His eyes were full of confusion and emptiness.

He was frightened, shocked to be exact.

This may be the most terrifying battle picture Zhang Xiaoqiang has ever seen in his life.

He swore that there would never be a more spectacular battle in history than what he had seen today.

Shine through the ages? World shaking? These words are not enough to express Zhang Xiaoqiang's surging mood at the moment.

If you really want to find a sentence to describe it, Zhang Xiaoqiang just wants to look up to the sky and compare his middle finger: "What the is this!!" Just play rock-paper-scissors, you're so mysterious!! ”

Yes! That's right! The old pig, who fought so much with the Great Sage, was actually playing rock-paper-scissors in the end, and it was a best-of-three game.

This made Zhang Xiaoqiang's fragile mind collapse instantly.

This Nima is called a miracle!

Thinking that he was still dead and broken before, he was in a hurry and racked his brains to find a way to solve the conflict between the two, for fear that the two would cause trouble because of the fight.

I didn't think about it...... The two gods of the heavenly realm are really your sister's exquisiteness.

When people have contradictions, they don't move their mouths, they don't get started, they play the most gentlemanly game to compete.

How else to say that people are celestials, this consciousness is really no SEI!

Master Xuanzang, may I ask, Great Sage, does the old pig usually play with rock-paper-scissors like this?

Zhang Xiaoqiang's psychology is on fire, if Xuanzang had known about this and tossed him to work for a long time, wouldn't he have been being played as a monkey all the time?

Master Xuanzang: Amitabha, don't be angry with the little strong donor, this is also in the human world, they have some restraint, if it is in the sky, HO, HOHO, then the movement...... But it's too big.

Fog grass! What is my brother talking about? What is my brother talking about? Great Sage, God of War Buddha! Old pig, Marshal Tianpeng! These two are well-known men, how can they play children's tricks when they fight!?

People are really still highly conscious, and they are afraid of damaging the earth's environment, so they use this way to fight the victory or defeat in the least harmful way.

Otherwise, with the strength of other people's world-destroying people, waving their hands and moving their legs, ten earths would not be enough to see!

Xuanzang's words made Zhang Xiaoqiang's admiration for the heroes of his childhood regained.

At that moment, he asked curiously: What is the usual way for Master Xuanzang, the Great Sage, and the old pig to solve the problem no matter how they move in the sky?

Shaking his head, Master Xuanzang sighed lightly, and his eyes revealed an indescribable look of horror.

Needless to say, Zhang Xiaoqiang also roughly made up this terrifying scene of monkeys and pigs firing on fire, presumably the mountains and rivers collapsed, and the world changed greatly.

"Generally speaking, in the heavens, the great sage, and the old pig are each in charge of the heavenly court, and they rarely have contact on weekdays. But what if the two of them had a conflict over something...... They usually take a more drastic approach to solving problems than you see now. ”

"Oh, what's that?" Zhang Xiao couldn't wait, his eyes flashing with a fiery light.

Immediately, Master Xuanzang smiled indifferently: they will take out a coin, and then choose one side, after ejection, when the coin is settled, the upward side will be used as the final judging standard, and whoever chooses will win.

Fog grass!!