The son once said: Don't look at incivility, don't listen to incivility, don't speak incivility, and those who know the times are handsome.

So...... Zhang Xiaoqiang, who recognized himself as a handsome man, immediately made a decision and decided to take a step back and adopt a temporary strategy to avoid it.

5 minutes later, seeing that the outburst got up, Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly rushed in from the outside, and counterattacked towards the No. 3 "position" that had just been lost at a speed of 120 miles.

"Slap", grabbed the seat on the stool, and after settling down, Zhang Xiaoqiang looked around, making sure that no one stepped forward, so he turned around and looked at the back of the outburst departing, the corners of his lips skimmed out a shallow arc, and then muttered in an unheard tone:

Hum! I'm scared! it! Brother, this is called a soldier who surrenders without a fight!

"Sir, what business do you want to handle?"

"Withdraw money!" Handing over the bank card, Zhang Xiaoqiang responded.

"How much do I need to take?"

"Take as much as you want." is quite arrogant, Zhang Xiaoqiang straightened his body.

After a while, 2,000 brand-new Grandpa Mao handed out from the window.

"This is your money, please take it, sir, do you have any other business that needs to be handled?"

"No more, thank you!"

After taking the bank card, Zhang Xiaoqiang carefully put 2,000 yuan of Grandpa Mao in his pocket, this is all his belongings, and there must be no wings.

But how do you say that...... There are unforeseen circumstances in the sky, people are unlucky to drink cold water and stuff their teeth, the more you are afraid of something, the more the fuck God will give you something.

No, just when Zhang Xiaoqiang pulled the ticket and was about to go back to the old man to fulfill his promise, a voice suddenly burst out at the back of the hall:

"Robbery!!"

Your uncle's! Hearing these two words, Zhang Xiaoqiang's first thought was not to be afraid, but to subconsciously shake his legs and feet, and after making sure that his body was still under control, he turned his head in hindsight.

In the eyes, 3 people are lined up in a line of "Domi" height, each with a pair of stockings on their heads.

I don't know if it's because of personal taste, or it's the first time I've been engaged in such a high-end profession, the three bandits actually have different colors, some flesh-colored, some red, and the most ridiculous one is actually black.

According to common sense, when encountering such a standard robbery routine, customers in the hall should "scream" and "hug their heads and run away", but the atmosphere on the field is really a little ...... "weird".

None of the people present screamed in horror, everyone stood up from their seats one after another, pointed around the three bandits, and some directly took out their mobile phones to watch and take pictures, and they couldn't stop discussing:

"Gee, which reality show are you on?"

"Aren't you running, brother? WEARE LOGGING TIRED! ”

"What, it must be an extreme challenge, are you three essences or three fools, yo, this is Huang Bo, right?"

……

That's it, the three heavily armed robbers were watched by the unknown crowd for dozens of seconds, and they didn't know if their faces were too big and they were strangled too tightly by the stockings, and their cheeks were red like Guan Erye, if it weren't for the lack of a machete in his hand, otherwise he would be able to worship directly when he pulled to the door.

In the face of such a group of "unreasonable" and "uncooperative" crowd attacks, the bandits wearing black silk finally couldn't bear it, and as a robber, he felt that his dignity had been severely insulted.

Forced to helpless, he raised his gun to the sky and pulled the trigger, and the gunfire rang out in the bank hall like a bean.

"Bang!"

"Whoa!"

"Ouch!"

Due to the limited vision of the black silk hood, the shot fired by the bandit shot impartially hit the roof headlight, and the broken falling glass shards just smashed into the position where one of the three bandits was standing, so the guy's head was opened, and the blood stained the flesh on his face red.

Now it's okay, the hoods of the three bandits are almost unified.

"Yo! The effect of this show is very realistic! ”

"Hey, it's made of blood!"

"It's really hard to do reality TV now."

Everyone said as usual, you said a word to me, and the three bandits wanted to cry without tears, you look at me, I look at you, just wanted to say something, suddenly, Shicai and Zhang Xiaoqiang found an unpleasant outburst, shook the figure-eight steps, and swayed to the three bandits under the rhythmic accompaniment of the gold ornaments.

The outburst didn't say a word, and shook the gold chain on his body: "Na, do you see it?" 24K! Your replica gun is good, I'll change it with you, how about it? ”

As soon as the bandit heard this, he became more and more furious, but before he could speak, the outburst immediately spread out his five fingers: "Don't tell me no, Lao Tzu's dictionary doesn't work!" The chain is not enough, right, my wrenches are all good jade, I will give it to you! ”

The black silk face turned red instantly, and the color of the three bandits' stockings was completely unified.

"Why, not enough? That Lao Tzu's bracelet ......"

"Bang!" This time, the black silk face lived up to expectations and finally saw the target, and after the gunshot, the burst of words came out, and then he fell to the ground on his back.

When he fell, the audience immediately fell silent, and then the three bandits hurriedly shouted out the "professional slogan" that should have attracted attention a long time ago:

"Robbery! We mean it! ”

As soon as these words came out, Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly squatted on the ground, this is the most familiar and best action in his life, relying on this action, he has escaped safely in violent attacks many times, which can be described as a good way to save his life.

And now, no one thinks that the three people on the field are filming reality shows, because the outbreak of falling to the ground is the blood stains on the top of his head, which is very good and strict about the identity of the bandits.

"You give me a civilized point to lie down! This is a robbery, not a robbery! Pointing to the rich lady with his limbs facing the sky, the red silk man shouted loudly.

Oh, yes! The purpose of the bandits' trip was to make money, so they quickly set their sights on the counter.

"Listen to the people inside, if you don't want to die, you will hand over all the money!" After grabbing the outside and scribbling twice, the black silk man tried to use the threat to force the cashier in the counter to comply.

But all the staff at the counter were nestled behind the desk, and they didn't even have their heads out.

The angry black silk man can only raise his knife to slash outside, however, as we all know, the bank counter glass is bulletproof, you don't talk about knife slashing, even the whole hammer can not cause damage to it at all.

In desperation, the bandits became more and more manic, especially when the gun in Heisi's hand was scattered and waved, and it could go off at any time.

Everyone consciously fell to the ground with their heads shot, and those who didn't know thought that there was a pilgrimage consciousness here.

In the end, the red silk man grabbed a woman in the hall, who was the lobby manager who had given Zhang Xiaoqiang a waiting slip before.

The red silk man dragged the lobby manager to the counter with a push and pull, and then pulled the steel knife and put it on the lobby manager's neck: "Listen to the people inside, hurry up and hand over the money!" Otherwise, I'll kill her! ”

Definitely no joke! At this time, the crowd was already quite excited, if the counter staff did not do as they said, then it would only be a matter of seconds for the lobby manager to be cut in public.

At this dangerous moment, when everyone was worried about whether they would live to see the rising sun tomorrow, no one noticed that the body of a young man in the corner trembled suddenly, and then the corners of his lips curled into a wicked smile.