Chapter 103: The sense of substitution of the pit father
Listening to the rhythmic sound of urine, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt uncomfortable. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Resisting the urge to go out and recommend the "old military doctor" to the waiter, Zhang Xiaoqiang pricked up his ears and listened quietly.
The waiter who has solved the major problems of the human body made a noise of lifting his pants and pulling his crotch.
After a while, the flushing faucet sounded, the door opened, and finally with the sound of "squeak" closing, everything was calm.
Let's go!?
Just in case, Zhang Xiaoqiang leaned his head against the ground and looked out along the gap by the door.
After confirming that he had not found the heel, he stood up and re-fastened the belt that he had untied before.
After it was done, he pushed the door and strode out.
Fog grass! Out of the squatting pit, the air in the toilet room was exceptionally fresh, and after Zhang Xiaoqiang took a few breaths of "the fragrance of 84 disinfectant water", his eyes began to probe.
Outlet!!
At this time, Zhang Xiaoqiang needed to find a window, so that he could jump out of the window and escape.
It was a strategy he had in mind when he came.
Can the realistic situation ...... This toilet is a confined space, and there are no windows at all.
This is not scientific! This toilet design is not resistant to routines!
In Zhang Xiaoqiang's not very long human growth river, which restaurant in his image does not have a window?
But the situation was completely unexpected.
It's just that Zhang Xiaoqiangmu has thought about whether the so-called restaurants he went to in the past are almost all roadside stalls that don't have a number of roads.
What to do? Such an unexpected situation completely disrupted Zhang Xiaoqiang's escape deployment.
However, this did not make Zhang Xiaoqiang panic, because when he was looking around and looking around, just when he looked up to the sky and sighed, and was about to say "Woohoo lament", "Time does not wait for me" and other tragic expressions, the exhaust outlet on the roof caught his attention.
Depend on! 007 floated in my head, Mission: Impossible-related scenes.
In order to complete a certain task, the male pig's foot used the ventilation duct to calmly infiltrate the enemy, and was taken by surprise and killed in all directions.
How do you say that: the mountains and rivers are exhausted and there is no way out, and the willows and flowers are bright and another village.
God is still just, and God is still righteous.
You want to trap your brother to make money, don't dream!
Looking at the vents on the roof, Zhang Xiaoqiang was in a state of agitation.
It is said that people should have a sense of substitution, not to mention that Zhang Xiaoqiang at this time really substituted himself into the male number one of spy war films.
At this time, he seemed to be possessed by James Bond, Ethan Hunt was reincarnated, he was grinding his fists, he was eager to try, and Zhang Xiaoqiang felt all the aura of the male pig's feet in the movie.
At this moment, the strength is full in the body, and the fighting spirit is burning in the blood.
Finally, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't hold back the restless power in his body, and he jumped with all his strength.
Emma...... It's embarrassing!
The fingers stopped half a meter away from the roof, and then Zhang Xiaoqiang's body began to fall uncontrollably......
This...... Who's going to explain to my brother the situation of this god horse he is targeting!?
Zhang Xiaoqiang was not discouraged and jumped, but the vent on the roof was like the moon on the horizon, and he could see it, but he couldn't touch it.
Zhang Xiaoqiang is not convinced! Why can Tom Cruise jump on it and he can't touch it?
is also more than 1.7 meters tall, why is the gap so big?
Oh, yes! It's no wonder that Zhang Xiaoqiang is so annoyed, after all, he feels very good about this jump, and he has fully substituted himself into the role.
It's a pity that he substituted everything, but he lacked something that can be called a "soul".
What, you ask? Hehe, four words to sum up: the protagonist's aura.
But it doesn't matter, 007, the protagonist of Mission Impossible, Halo Zhang Xiaoqiang, can't get it, after all, it's someone's territory.
But here, in this book of the number one anchor in history, Zhang Xiaoqiang is an absolute darling, he can pat his chest and say: I am in charge of my territory.
So Huh, Zhang Xiaoqiang walked out of the men's toilet dejectedly.
Yes, people are not as good as heaven, and the defects in the body made Zhang Xiaoqiang's toilet escape plan fall through.
At this time, he was very low, and his body seemed to be hollowed out.
It's just that in the face of the huge amount of 20,000 yuan, Zhang Xiaoqiang had to cheer up, he knew very well that if he didn't want to leave the café this time, he would want to leave when he went back to sit down...... I'm afraid it's not that easy.
During the walk, Zhang Xiaoqiang glanced left and right, saw that no one was staring at him, and walked quickly towards the entrance of the gate.
Victory is ahead, and out of that mouth, Zhang Xiaoqiang can escape and ascend to heaven.
Hmph, little brother, I am still favored by God in the end, seeing the exit getting closer and closer, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't help but tremble again in his heart.
Of course, happiness begets sorrow.
Just when Zhang Xiaoqiang thought that his actions were not discovered, two men dressed in black flashed out of the store.
"Brother, where are you going here?"
With a big head and a thick neck, he's either a hooligan or a gangster.
Looking at the big gold chain around the other party's neck, this will definitely not be the chef who turns the spoon in the back hall.
Faced with this situation, Zhang Xiaoqiang was anxious: "That ...... I went out to buy a pack of cigarettes. ”
"Hehe," the man in black sneered: "Buy cigarettes? I don't think my brother has to be so troublesome, if you want to have it in the tobacco shop, you better end the battle first. ”
Yin and Yang are weird, and the other party is obviously ready to tear his face.
If you go back with them at this time, it will really be over.
Zhang Xiaoqiang's mind is very clear, and now as long as he is standing at the door, these two goods at least dare not come hard.
After all, they had to take care of the influence of the coffee shop, and thinking of this, Zhang Xiaoqiang's heart hardened a little.
"Ouch, two big brothers, as for you, you're still afraid that I won't be able to escape, na, look, there's no one sitting on my seat......"
Finger pointing at the card holder...... Fog grass! What about people!?
Where is there still half a figure in the place where Lin Qian was originally sitting?
Turning their heads, the two men also raised the corners of their lips slightly at this moment to look at Zhang Xiaoqiang.
Routine! It's all routine!
Don't blame our army for being too incompetent, only blame the enemy for being too cunning.
Why do you say that you coffee shop people have to be alone in the pit!? So interesting?
Zhang Xiaoqiang is angry! Annoyed! He really wanted to give each of the two "facial paralysis" in front of him a set of "eighth set of broadcast gymnastics".
In the past, he didn't have that strength, and if he had this idea, he could only belong to YY.
But now, Zhang Xiaoqiang really has this ability.
Whether it's a heads-up or a group fight, he's completely right.
But the problem is that he can rely on the "Destiny Card" to help solve the problem of fighting, but after the whole incident, how can the rest of the trouble be solved?
Zhang Xiaoqiang has no acquaintances in the police station, and when he enters there to beat people, he has no choice at all.
At this moment, the situation was already very critical, and one of them stepped forward and raised his eyebrows and shook the store twice, and then ordered: "Go in, brother, this will not hurt everyone." ”
Once inside, it's really over! But who can save themselves now?
Just when Zhang Xiaoqiang was at a loss and nerve-wracking, suddenly a figure entered Zhang Xiaoqiang's field of vision.
Your sister is saved!