The next day.

On the Internet, chat groups, forums. They all looked lively.

Or rather, they are lively every day!

A large group of people chatting at this time was a large group of people from all over China, who were bragging and farting, chatting all over the world.

It's their hilariousness!

At this time, one of the people typed a large string of words "hahahahahaha...".

"Hahahahaha......haha

"Haha~ What's wrong upstairs? Do you have polio? ”

"Hehe, maybe I was bitten by a dog and contracted rabies. He thinks that his time is short, and he has come out to harm society and take revenge on mankind......"

"Wow! The upstairs analysis makes sense~ So what are you waiting for? Fight the Demon Spirit! ”

"Fighting demons and spirits? A certain family laughed but did not speak...... Just wait for the right time to grab the equipment! ”

"Yo? Upstairs is good, bad, bad, identified, bad! ”

"Huh? Is it really bad? Or is it fake bad? Bad guys are very popular. Don't you hear that men are not bad, but women are not loved? ”

“……”

The divine thinking of netizens!

A string of laughter that doesn't make the slightest sense can also trigger the divergence of their thinking!

They associate the disease with polio from the person's bubbling onomatopoeia, and deny the possibility of the disease as rabies.

So, I thought of the demon beast that claimed justice-the demon spirit, and then the demon spirit associated it with playing games...... Playing games is associated with men not being bad and women not loving ......

The question of whether a man is good or bad and whether he can do it is associated with Chinese football...... Huaguo football is associated with combat effectiveness...... Combat effectiveness is associated with Xuande Gong.

What they were discussing at this time was the matter of Xuande Gong.

"Seriously, Chuncheng Literature and Art's interview with Xuande Gong, when I read it for the first time, I wanted to scold Xuan Degong. Except for a slight hint of sarcasm when he answered the first question, the rest was tepid. Especially in response to Ye Han, he said on the Demon Capital Entertainment Show that Ye Han had never heard of who Xuan Degong was. ”

"yes, yes. At first, I just started scolding. Twenty-three times in a row scolded stupidly. Forced. After scolding, I endured the unhappiness in my heart and looked at what kind of story Xuan Degong was going to tell. See what story he will tell in the interview.

After reading the story, to be honest, I feel that the characters are too special to be seen.

At that time, the image that formed in my mind was that the image of the lord of the country of Yoro, who was ignorant, arrogant, arrogant, and ignorant of the height of the sky, appeared. ”

"So do I. It wasn't until I read the story he told again that I realized that the story he told was never so simple.

It must have a deep meaning! As I expected. Because I have a basis. My basis is the art of scolding that he published.

I'm sure everyone has read his art of swearing! He's put together a whole ten tricks on how to curse.

Someone like him, who can even curse like a marching war, will he just tell a story?

No, no, no, never!

So, he coined an idiom of his own: 'Yoro is arrogant'. ”

"Yoro is arrogant! His story is about the lord of Yelang, but in fact, the derivative meaning is to scold Yehan.

Of course, in the story he told, I deeply appreciated the artistry of the art of scolding.

He politely called the person he was going to scold Yelang. And Lang, everyone knows the meaning of a handsome guy. Therefore, Yelang is the handsome guy of the night - Ye Han. Speaking of which, he really has a lot of adults! ”

"Look at the upstairs and say that Xuan Degong is a generous person, how do I feel that something is wrong? There is an inexplicable sense of joy!

Don't get me wrong, I'm not a person from Hei Xuande Gong, I just remembered the ten strategies in Xuan Degong's art of scolding.

In his art of scolding, the fourth strategy of scolding: knocking on the side.

I don't know if you remember?

The fourth strategy of the art of scolding is as follows:

He steals, and you call him a thief; He robs things, and you call him a thief, this is stupid.

Scolding people must first understand the method of concealing the truth and the truth, and it is necessary to set off the side lining, knock on the side, and only say a word in the critical place, and the so-called murder is a knife in the throat.

The more you want to scold him, the more you have to forgive him, even if you say some flattering words, it is not too much, so that the scolding can show that the sentences you are scolding are true and conclusive, so that others can also see your measurements.

If you read it carefully, do you think that this is how he implemented it in the text interview of Spring City Literature and Art?

That's right?

Seriously, I've never been convinced since I was born. It wasn't until Xuan Degong was born that I was impressed by his personality! ”

"Upstairs! In fact, your personality is also very attractive! At least I don't have as much insight as you read. So, I'm impressed by you too!

Please take my knees! ”

“……”

A story of Xuande Gong once again made everyone experience the artistry of the art of scolding! At the same time, I was also impressed by the personality charm of Xuan Degong!

"Hey! It's just that Xuan Degong doesn't seem to have any channels of communication with people who like him! If only he had a Weibo account. In this way, those of us who like him and support him can go to his Weibo to leave a message to support him.

In this way, just like the fact that he was despised by the ignorant boy of Ye Han, he would not be allowed to fight alone. ”

"Yes! Oh, yes! Now those of us don't know anything except that his pen name is Xuande Gong, his real name is Liu Xuan, and his partners are Chuncheng Literature and Art. I don't even know what he's been up to lately. I heard that he was writing a novel called "The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl". However, we do not know what he wrote. Ay! If only he opened Weibo! I really hope he can have a Weibo ...... that can communicate with everyone."

"By the way, I have a proposal. I don't know if everyone agrees or not. Well, what I want to say is that we first go to Yehan's ignorant kid's Weibo to leave a message.

Ask him if his face hurts? Does he have a sense of joy in going down in history? Ask him if he now understands the second meaning of the story told by Xuan Degong?

If not, we can teach him how to parse the story of Yoro's arrogance.

Hahaha! Think about it like Coke! Do you feel this way?

Anyway, whether you have it or not, I have it at this time.

Why? Because Ye Han was just a high school student. Be a teacher for him, analyze the story of Yelang's arrogance for him, this kind of heart-warming thing, just thinking about it makes people not want it.

Not only that, but there is also a feeling of crushing his IQ!

Moreover, there is higher. The cool feeling of the tide~ After all, today's Ye Han has officially been promoted to a super best-selling author.

Friends who want to know what it's like to crush a super bestselling author, let's go together......"

"It's bad upstairs! Identification done!

I like it, though! I just like your cheap style!

How can you not go to such a good thing?

Let's go ......"

"Let's go!"

"Let's go!"

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