The beauty thought to herself: Since Brother Feng asked me to come first, then, let's come to a more difficult one. If it's simple, I'm afraid I'll be laughed at by him. She'd heard that her brother Feng was a best-selling author. Writers are generally very talented.

I also heard that he is about to publish a novel recently. With his current fame, it is certain that he will sell well.

If you can take care of it, then you don't have to work here. Maybe, maybe you may be able to live a rich life from now on.

It's just that Brother Feng is already a person with a wife and children, and even his children are in college.

However, it is not ...... I also have the capital to give it a go......

Thinking of this, the beauty straightened her chest, and her white and tender little hands squeezed hard. She smiled and said riddlefully: "Say goodbye to your aunt Wu Zetian?" Hit an idiom. ”

The mystery of the beauty has been revealed. It's time for the hero to get to the bottom of the puzzle.

The key words are "farewell", "Wu Zetian", and "aunt".

Farewell? Needless to say, it means goodbye.

Wu Zetian? Wu Zetian (624 A.D. - 705 A.D.), known as Wu Cao, and a native of Wenshui. The only orthodox female emperor in the history of China, she is also the oldest (67 years old) and one of the longest-lived emperors (82 years old).

She is the second daughter of the Tang Dynasty meritorious warrior Tong, and her mother is Yang.

Fourteen years old into the harem for the Tang Taizong talent, Tang Taizong gave the name "Wu Mei", Tang Gaozong was Zhaoyi at the beginning, later the queen, the honorific title is the queen of heaven, and Tang Gaozong Li Zhi and called the two saints, December 27, 683 - October 16, 690 as the empress dowager of Tang Zhongzong and Tang Ruizong, during the period, it was renamed "Cao".

Wu Zetian thought that he was as lofty as the sun and the moon, hanging above the sky.

Later, he established himself as the emperor, made Luoyang the capital, renamed the Shendu, and established the Wuzhou Dynasty......

Wu Zetian, this person doesn't need to be said, a peerless fierce man. It is estimated that there are very few people who do not know her.

So, who are the people who can call this peerless fierce man an aunt?

Feng Daxia's brain is highly operational.

One by one, he excluded one by one, and in the end only two remained.

Wu Chenghei, the son of Wu Zetian's half-brother Wu Yuanqing. That is, Wu Zetian's nephew.

What the beauty said was playing an idiom. Are there idioms related to Wu Chenghe? It doesn't seem to be. Even if there is, can you get in touch with "Farewell Aunt Wu Zetian"? No.

So, what about Wu Sansi?

Wu Sansi, the son of Wu Zetian's half-brother Wu Yuanshuang. That is, Wu Zetian's nephew.

Idioms related to Wu Sansi? Can you get in touch with "Farewell Aunt Wu Zetian"?

Can?

Feng Daxia ran his head again, searching for idioms that could be associated with "farewell to aunt Wu Zetian".

At this time, the beauty smiled "hehe", she smiled and said, "Brother Feng, have you figured it out?" If you think of it, then tell the little girl about it! ”

Feng Daxia was a little anxious, and he scolded secretly: Day. His ancestors are dripping! Is there an idiom associated with Wu Sansi and "farewell to aunt Wu Zetian"?

Although Feng Daxia hadn't thought of it yet, he would never admit it just like that. Men, everything else can be lost, but you can't lose face.

Feng Daxia slapped his swollen face and pretended to be fat: "Don't worry~ It's fast, it's fast, it's fast."

Seeing him like this, although the beauty did not expose it, she also covered her mouth and smiled.

She smiled: "Brother Feng, either or let the little sister tell you~"

Feng Daxia's expression was embarrassed. He was embarrassed: "This~This~"

The beautiful woman leaned over and whispered to her.

Feng Daxia finally knew the answer, and he pretended to be angry and said, "Okay! I could have guessed right away. However, now it has been revealed by you. So, so I'm going to punish you~"

The beauty pretended to be scared and said weakly: "Brother Feng, please think twice!" Little sister doesn't dare anymore~"

It's useless for a beautiful woman to beg for mercy, Feng Daxia's punishment has come.

If you want to blame it, you can only blame the beautiful woman who shouldn't come over. Isn't this a sheep in the mouth of a tiger~

His body has been hugged by Feng Daxia. He hugged it tightly, and the beauty couldn't break free even if she wanted to.

"Quack~~~Hey~~~ Can't escape, right?"

Feng Daxia laughed strangely.

The beauty struggled a few times and didn't struggle, she was held by him with peace of mind, well-behaved like a cat, but she said: "Don't run away~Don't run away~"

Feng Daxia gives the beauty a look that counts as your acquaintance.

Next. The two get along harmoniously. It's a lot of fun.

Feng Daxia lost face just now, but he still decided to get it back from the beauty.

So, he used his killer move, and he was able to kill all directions.

I saw riddles coming out of his mouth one after another, so that the beauty couldn't guess it. Even if you can guess it, it's a red-faced answer, and it's hard to say.

Such as: naked. The woman sat on the boulder and typed a four-character idiom. [Because of the (yin) small loss (stone) big. 】

Bare. Body woman sits on a wire and hits a plant. [Castor beans (forced hemp).] 】

On the wedding night, hit a place name. 【Unsealed.】 】

Prostitute. The women's hospital advertises a common word in the editorial department. [Welcome to it.] 】

Prostitute. The hospital opened, typing the eight-character editorial department phrase. [There is no limit to the length, welcome to do it.] 】

……

Feng Daxia's profound knowledge makes the beauty only say one word: serve!

Moreover, it is not possible to accept it.

So, she was ready to stop playing guessing games. Playing a guessing game can't beat her Feng brother. Her brother Feng's knowledge reserve is too rich. Play the others if you want to!

The beauty smiled and changed the topic: "Brother Feng, I heard that your pen is very sharp, as sharp as your name?"

Feng Daxia rubbed the beautiful woman's chest with his beard. Breast, smiled: "Sister, my name is as sharp as the pen, that's for sure." However, I have something sharper than the edge of the pen~"

The beauty was curious: "Really? I want to watch, I want to watch, I want to watch~"

Feng Daxia said: "This~This~"

The beauty didn't follow, and said coquettishly: "Brother Feng, people want to see it~ Show me if it's okay~"

"Okay." Feng Daxia agreed.

Feng Daxia didn't take it out to show the beauty, he let her touch it herself.

＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊

＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊

Everyone's party tonight was hilarious!

When they left, everyone was drunk!

Of course, when you are drunk, you have to rest. So, their female companion helped them to the hotel to rest.

Master Zhizheng and Feng Daxia both drank a lot. At this time, they walked at the end, and each had a beautiful woman to help them.

The person who supported them was naturally the one who had a great time playing with them tonight.

Maybe it's getting drunk and spitting out the truth, or maybe it's complaining through alcohol!

Master Zhizheng said: "My friend passed on to me about the Spring City Literary and Art Newspaper, and the text interview with Xuande Gong published in the newspaper...... He didn't even respond to us during the interview! ”

Feng Daxia answered: "Maybe Chuncheng Literature and Art didn't interview him about our topic."

"Impossible!" Master Zhizheng retorted, and said with a big tongue: "Even if Chuncheng Literature and Art didn't interview him, he should respond to our kindness~ But how did he do it?" Oh, not a word! What the hell is he~ a hairy boy, what is he pretending to be tall? Pretend to be so pushy~ After I go back, after I go back, I must, I want him to look good~Hiccup~......"

Feng Daxia also agreed: "You are analytical, very, very in place...... He, what kind of thing is he~ We show him kindness, that is, we look up to him. He's embarrassed......"

The two spit out the mantra and walked again with the support of their respective beauties.

Master Zhizheng's beauty and Feng Daxia's beauty glanced at each other, and they both smiled, not knowing what they were laughing at.