Thanks to the new faces: 8 recommended votes for cutting the sea, ashamed. These three or four days have been so busy that the update of the day before yesterday was almost broken, and only 1,500 words were transmitted.

Thank you Xiaobei, Coke, Yue Mojian, Lao Luo, you are still so supportive of me, thank you, ashamed.

This chapter is written for you. The idea of the original text is broken, so let's think about it carefully tomorrow and write it again, I'd rather write less than scribble......

Make up a joke to entertain everyone. To apologize and thank you-

As we all know, in the business of soliciting business, the most commonly used sentence is - guest officers are invited, and some even add a sentence: comfortable.

It is this sentence that has made many more customers in many stores, as the saying goes, spending money is not just for comfort!

Zhang San is worried these days, muttering every day, oops, I'm going to die, I'm going to die, and I haven't had anyone to patronize it for so many days!

But he always saw a lot of people walking past his shop and heading straight for a hotel across the street.

Seeing that there are so many people, none of them staying here, he is so anxious!

"No, I'll have to sneak in there and see if I can get some tricks!"

Just do it, and then he followed the pedestrian.

When I heard it, it turned out that the girl who was soliciting customers was holding a plate of her own signature dim sum in her hand, and whether the guests went in to eat or not, she would smile and hand some of them, saying, "Please come in the guest officer, feel comfortable!" ”

Zhang San came back happily with a snack, thinking that it was to let people try it first, and then add such a sentence!

"It's that simple, and so will I!"

Zhang Sanfart walked to the store in a hurry, and put out the long table in his store, and then put out the goods.

I thought in my heart: I have to learn a sentence every time someone passes by the door, and the guest officer is please, comfortable!

Hey, here comes the people!

Zhang San hurriedly stretched out his arm, pointed to the first signature product he put out, opened the door and said, "Guest officer, please, comfortable!" ”

The person who came gave him a blank look: "Sick, right?" ”

Zhang San was speechless, thinking that today's children don't like these, so let's look for an older one, or introduce it differently.

In less than half a minute, another person came. This housewife must love it!

Zhang San said to himself: This housewife must like this! So he opened the door again and stretched out his arm: "Guest officer, please, comfortable." ”

The woman stopped, looked at what Zhang San fingered on, and then looked at Zhang San: "Boss, it's time to take medicine, right?" Cut! ”

Zhang San was at a loss, don't women like this thing anymore? Really!

It's okay, I'll introduce you to another person!

After a few more minutes, a strong man came, Zhang Sanyi was happy, this will definitely work! I must love to eat so strong, I have to seize this opportunity!

He opened the door again and stretched out his arm: "Guest officer, please, comfortable!" Hey. ”

The strong man looked at the thing that Zhang San fingered, then at Zhang San's face, then at the thing, and then at Zhang San-

"Bang!"

One punch knocked that thing out of shape!

"Are you comfortable? I've been looking at you on the opposite street for a long time, and you said that your brain was crushed by this door! ”

Zhang San really wants to cry to death now!

He said to the strong man, "I sell an electric baking pan and the young man doesn't like it, but doesn't this housewife even like the washing machine?" And don't you usually like warm things the most, how nice is that! ”

The strong man slapped Zhang San and stunned: "Your uncle, you opened the door of the electric baking pan for the child to drill, and said it was comfortable?" Do you open the door of the washing machine for the housewife to drill, and let people go to the house comfortably? It's all possible, but with such a small microwave oven, why do you want me to ask for it? I can't even put a head down! ”

Zhang San: "Yes, why didn't I think of it?" That's it. He pointed to the big freezer behind him and said to the strong man, "Please come in the guest officer, feel comfortable." ”

The strong man took a look: "Hey Mom, you are really going to do something, it's still comfortable to drill the freezer on this hot day." I'll go in first, you come in later, what, remember to plug it in! ”