Chapter 0109 Teacher I abstained

So the way now is that you have to make your own.

Regardless of whether it is made well or not, the key is not to let this guy guess that it is good, hehe.

Think, think, look left and right, alas, there is!

Thinking about it, Lin Feng picked up the brush and wrote a line of words on the red paper, and then threw it on the table: "Come, take off your pants!" ”

One pair of eyes, two pairs of eyes, three pairs of eyes...... Hundreds of pairs of eyes stared at each other.

What are these two goods doing This is, just now one scolded the mongrel and the other scolded Lao Tzu, how big is this, how can it rise to the friendship of taking off your pants?

Especially the dozens of people on the side of the No. 1 platform, their eyes opened one by one.

"What is this?"

"How come there is still Chinese and English, I'll go!"

"What do you mean? Who's going to translate it! ”

These people muttered as they waited for Lin Feng to read him out.

Li Yuquan was almost frightened by Lin Feng's sentence of taking off his pants, but when he saw this link, he was happy, I let you be smart!

"Judge, he's foolish! Have you ever seen a couplet in English? So I begged the judges to announce the results of this round now, and he lost! ”

The judge is a middle-aged man with glasses, but he is not rigid, and he is also very curious to see Lin Feng writing these letters at this moment. This guy can always have some accidents, I have to let him tell me what this thing is, anyway, the purpose of this competition is not for the competition results, but for the evaluation of comprehensive ability.

Hearing Li Yuquan's request, he said with a difficult face: "Li Yuquan, couplets have been good in Chinese characters since ancient times, but they don't require that they have to be in Chinese, haven't you learned the poems in Western literature?" That's also very good, so I can't deny Lin Feng's couplet. ”

"Classmate Lin Feng, according to the rules, please read out your Shanglian now." He also wanted to know what this guy was writing, although he recognized these words, but he couldn't understand them at all!

"Good judges." Lin Feng nodded very obediently, "No, no, die." ”

After hearing this, Li Yuquan affirmed his opinion even more: "What kind of bullshit couplet are you! I know what no is, I know what die is, and I know what it is, but this meaning doesn't make sense at all! You still have the face to write, I think you're dazed, and now it's you who want to rip off your clothes! ”

Lin Feng raised his eyebrows: "What nonsense?" You're right, I'll count you if you're right, and if you're not up, you'll honestly take off my clothes for me! ”

Li Yuquan's eyes widened, and he angrily pointed his finger at the upper link and said, "What do you mean by this?" ”

"Why should I sue you? You don't even know what this means, so don't answer, just admit defeat and do what you have to do. Lin Feng said jokingly.

Li Yuquan slapped the table: "Don't be too proud!" Teacher, I refuse to answer this couplet! This is simply his own scribbling to prevent me from answering! This doesn't even make sense, how can it be right? You can't turn to him, or you make him right, and if he is right, I'll throw in the towel! ”

The judges spread their hands: "This, Lin Feng doesn't want to answer the meaning, and I can't force him to answer, the couplet is originally a little dumb, you also know this." ”

Li Yuquan was choked by the judges, but he could only suppress his anger, turned to Lin Feng and said, "You're right!" Hmph, if you can't get it, then you know the consequences, I only wore two clothes on your upper body, and the remaining three questions are enough to make you run naked! ”

Lin Feng narrowed the corners of his eyes, raised the corners of his mouth, squeezed out a hum word in his throat, and without saying much, he picked up the brush and wrote a few more words on the banner.

Then, he was once again the center of attention of hundreds of people around him.

"This, wonderful! Is this really a downlink? ”

"But it's really neat to see this pair!"

"But what does that mean?"

Seeing that Lin Feng really picked up the pen and wrote, Li Yuquan's face changed suddenly, is this guy really worthy?

But when this couplet was placed on the table, he exhaled, it's this kind of thing again!

"Don't pretend! This is simply made up, first of all, this combination of Chinese and foreign languages is inherently nondecent, and now you actually put him on the couplet, which is simply insulting the cultural form handed down by our ancestors! Now you'd better make this lie look good, or see how you end up! ”

"Lin Feng, can you explain what this is now?" The judges are also very curious, what is this guy thinking in his head?

"Good teacher."

"Li Yuquan, you listen to me. Shanglian: If you don't do it, you won't die; Downlink: If it doesn't work, don't beep. What's the matter, it's just so urine, you can't answer, right? Think I'm bluffing you? "I'm really just bluffing you! This is not a couplet, but he is really neat whether it is English or Chinese, I will see how you react~

"Poof—"

"What?"

"I'll go, this is the meaning of death, this is a cursing around the corner!"

"Our captain is really out of the ordinary, this is more profound than that bastard Lao Tzu or something! I'm really glad I didn't have a conflict with him at that time, this Li Yuquan only fought with him twice, and he was miserable. ”

"If you don't do it, you won't die, and if you can't, don't beep. Haha, this, that's so apt! Belch? ”

"Look at the talented Li Yuquan, what is the green face onto...... Let's say a few words. ”

"Not only does this look neat in English, but when it is translated, it is also so good!"

"Alas, from the beginning, I thought that this Lin Feng must have been prepared, otherwise he wouldn't have come over to rectify Li Yuquan."

"But he just agreed to take off a piece of clothing when he loses, which is obviously a living example of reality - if you don't do it, you won't die!"

"That Lin Fengtong, poof-haha, uh, ahem! With unique words, clever thoughts, and neat battles, this question can be regarded as your victory for the time being. According to the rules, the next question is still up to you. The judge's old face was flushed, and he couldn't help but laugh and wanted to say that this would be okay, but he couldn't help it with one mouth, so he had to cough twice to cover it up.

Lin Feng was overjoyed: "Okay, teacher, but there are more important things to do now, this guy should go down and pick up his clothes, I'm very kind, I don't usually pick people's clothes, let's start with pants first." ”

Li Yuquan was relieved after listening to the first half of the sentence, and said in his heart that this guy felt a little conscience.

But after Lin Feng finished the second half of the sentence, he slapped this idea to death!

Take off your pants in front of so many people?

These people will become talents in all parts of the country in the future, and if they really do this, their future will be completely ruined!

"Teacher, my stomach hurts and I want to go to the bathroom." Dropping this sentence, Li Yuquan turned around and ran outside, and when he heard the judges' reply, Li Yuquan replied: "I know the time is coming, I abstain, let the vice captain answer!" ”

If you don't go on to be bad!

When the deputy captain heard Li Yuquan's words, he looked at Lin Feng who was looking at him playfully, and hurriedly scratched the back of his head: "Uh, hehe, teacher, I have a headache, I forgot to take medicine when I went out today, I have to go home and take medicine quickly." Oh yes, I abstained too. Whoever wants to answer comes! ”――

To be continued -

Jul 26, 2016 14:32:52