Chapter 0259 - I Really Gave Birth to a Child!

Chapter 0259 really gave birth to a child

Plant a watermelon seed and have a baby......

No matter how hard you try, you can't have a baby!

No one took the initiative to answer, so Lin Feng had no choice but to ask: "Classmates here, you can answer, how can you use the cause of this to get this result?" ”

The classmate looked embarrassed, but Lin Feng was a little happy now that he was named, besides, Lin Feng was a professor, so he had to stand up and give face, right?

He stood up, looked left and right, and didn't know what to say!

It's okay now, I gave Lin Feng face, and I have no face......

A professor of Chinese at Jinghua University asked a question about writing, but he couldn't answer it......

Everyone else is also distressed for this senior, and there is no way to answer such a question!

"Lin, uh Professor Lin, I can't think of it. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 🔥 Is this a myth? ”

"......" Lin Feng shook his head, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he was still mythical......

"Alright, sit down. This girl here, you can answer. ”

"Huh? Me, me? The girl with the big eye frame looked a little flattered, "Lin Feng, ah no, Professor Lin!" ”

The girl froze, bit her lip, and like a child who had done something wrong, she lowered her head and glanced up at Lin Feng, and asked hesitantly, "Professor Lin, are you talking about this a comic?" If, I mean if...... If it's a manga, is that how Watermelon Taro was created? ”

"Poof......

"Haha, senior sister, have you read too many comics!"

"That's enough, but it's no wonder that someone else, who made him have such a strange question."

……

After asking the two people, Lin Feng felt that it was almost the same, and if he continued to ask, it was estimated that someone would be unable to hold back and be annoyed.

"Please sit down, and now let's get back to that. Remember what I said about the five elements at the beginning? So now we are thinking in this direction, under what circumstances can we reasonably arrive at the result of 'having a child'? ”

"Huh? Professor, you can't be serious, right? ”

"Do you really want to grow a child?"

Professor Zhang was also stunned, looking at Lin Feng's expression, he didn't look like he was joking. But after thinking about it, forget it, he is all so unconventional, let's see what tricks he can play. ”

"Okay, now let's get started, add elements to it. Let's start by having a baby and add elements to it. I'll find a classmate to answer a question, ah, forget it, this kind of question is too embarrassing, so I'll answer it myself. ”

“……”

Many people snickered speechlessly.

Too embarrassing questions, he will answer them himself, does this mean that he is thick-skinned on the side?

Lin Feng flattened his mouth: "First of all, if you want to have a child, do you need it, let me explain in advance, this is a purely academic problem, don't think about it." ”

"Haha......"

"I seem to know what Professor Lin wants to ask."

"Haha, I seem to know that. He must have said that he had to need men and women first, haha. ”

"Ah, it seems to be. However, if Professor Lin hadn't explained it in advance, we wouldn't really have thought crookedly, and as soon as we said it, we had to think crookedly. ”

"Look, I know some people want to be crooked. My vaccination is for nothing. Get to the point! Well, if you want to have a baby, do you have to have a woman first? Going further, do you have to get married first? Well, it seems that it's okay not to get married...... Then keep the element of the event of marriage first, and finally see if you need it or not.

"So is there a need for a man? And then it is not to be. Uh-huh, you get the idea. Lin Feng put his thumbs together and gestured.

"Huh......"

"Haha, I understand in seconds!"

"I'll go."

"How dare he say it!"

"Oh my God, God is here to save my worldview!"

The audience didn't know how many times it was the first time they laughed.

Lin Feng snorted very seriously and said, "What do you think?" I've said it's a purely academic question, I mean, should we meet first? Or do you want to get some bride price? Do you have to have a house first? So now we add another element to it - Grandpa Mao, the house, the man, the woman, ......"

From the beginning of the birth of a child, to the end, there is a large number of words and phrases on the blackboard. Ten minutes later, if the big blackboard was densely packed, it was almost full.

Seeing this, many students looked straight in their eyes, and there was a concept in their minds, as if they were about to come out!

I want to shout it out impatiently, but I can't say it, but I know it very clearly in my heart!

How is this method so familiar?

Isn't this the reverse thinking I learned when I was a kid?

It seems to be, and it doesn't seem to be......

Reverse thinking is to think about the cause of a given result, but here it gives the result and the reason.

From the last part onwards, little by little, the five elements of time, place, people, items, and events were added, and finally in the case of a group of people thinking together, it was finally pushed to the step of planting watermelon seeds.

"I see! This is to use the five elements to enrich the article step by step, but it really gives birth to a child......"

"Yes! It turns out that Professor Lin is not talking about such a thing as planting watermelons to give birth to children, but telling us the use of the five elements! ”

"That's right! Just like what Professor Lin said just now, if there are these added elements, the article will not be too blunt, it will not be dry, there will be more highlights, there will be more surprises! ”

Looking at a few people who had an epiphany, Lin Feng was also very happy, these people are worthy of being students of Jinghua University, and their comprehension is not ordinarily good.

This is the first step in business writing, breaking the conventional writing thinking, no longer pushing the plot from the front to the back, but casually giving a plot with bright spots, an unexpected plot, and then going to find a reasonable reason for the formation of this unexpected.

"Then when looking for the cause, it is to use the five elements to enumerate little by little, and finally until the event becomes reasonable, but the result is still the unexpected result.

"Well, this is the most basic introductory skill for business writing, and I will share more of this in future courses. It's about the same time, so if you have any questions, you can ask them or take notes. ”

After Lin Feng said these words, the audience applauded, followed by the sound of writing. These writing methods are really not learned in their classrooms!

After a while, the radio rang out: "Urgent notice! Urgent notice! Professors from all departments are invited to the large conference room in the main building, and professors who are teaching should also stop and come quickly. ”

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Sep 25, 2016 17:52:05

(To be continued.) )