Chapter 0258 How to Grow Watermelons to Give Birth to Children?

Some people don't know about these five elements, but they know the three elements and have seen the five elements. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Some people may have thought that these five elements are the five elements.

But when I think of this, I wonder even more.

These things are already very familiar to the people in their literature department.

But Lin Feng said that his commercial writing model has a lot to do with this, and the two don't seem to have much to do with each other, right?

They've all learned these things, too.

For a while, I was looking forward to it.

"Seeing some people talking below, it seems that someone has guessed which five elements I am talking about. That's right, it's five w, who, where, why, what, when. This is the general perception, in my words, that is, time, place, people, objects, events. Then someone asked, I know all these things, and I have been using them since I was very young, and no one knows them, do I still need you to talk about them? ”

Sure enough, after Lin Feng said this, there was a lot of discussion, one nodding his head, and one doubting.

"It's very simple, but the method used is very different from what we usually know. As we all know, when we think about something, we are always accustomed to thinking about what is the cause of the event, then what is the process of the event, and then the result of the event.

But such a thing, or an article written in that order, will be largely limited by established procedures. And what we have to do is to remove all these restrictions, these shackles.

"Then the question is, some students want to ask, doesn't everything in the world have a cause and then a process, and the final result? If this is the case, there is a cause and there is an effect, and the cause and effect are established. For example, if I grow a watermelon, it won't grow a cucumber, and if I steal something, I'm sure, uh, I won't necessarily get caught...... It seems to have gone astray. ”

"Haha......"

Speaking seriously, suddenly such a sentence came, and the hall was full of laughter.

Lin Feng also smiled and continued: "Since the result has been determined from the time of the cause, if the restrictions are relaxed at will, won't the incident seem unreal?" Isn't that what is written like that just bragging? ”

"Hmm!" Someone nodded.

"Right?" Some people wondered.

"After talking for a long time, the more I listened, the more confused I became!"

Stopping the lecture, Lin Feng turned around and wrote down the cause on the blackboard, and the result was six words, arranged in turn.

"This is the order of things, from cause to effect, so now, I will erase all the cause and the process." After that, there were only two words left on the blackboard.

"Now, the cause and the cause are gone. For example, the original cause of this is to plant watermelon seeds, and after watering watering watermelon seeds, loosening the soil, and fertilizing, the result is watermelon. But I didn't want him to produce watermelons, so I removed the cause and removed the process. There is only one result left, I want to turn the result into a ......" Lin Feng paused and asked the audience: "Well, what has it become?" Tell me, what do you want to become? ”

"Turn into sesame seeds!"

"Grow potatoes!"

"Come out RMB!"

"Turning into a beauty?"

"Grow a child, haha"

……

For a while, there were people who said everything, and there were people who were thinking with their cheeks on their backs. They seem to understand something, but they can't say it, that is, there is a fog in their hearts, which can only be unraveled by a little bit, but when they want to touch the fog, the fog is like being blown away by the wind, and it disappears.

"Well, this classmate is very far-sighted. The idea is good, very high-end, atmospheric, and high-grade! Well, it's up to you. Lin Feng casually pointed to the audience.

More than a hundred people, looking left and right, whose ideas are used?

What is the result, and the vision, the high?

are all wondering, who is Lin Feng referring to?

Lin Feng also raised the corners of his mouth, and smiled secretly, I want to go!

Actually, he didn't know who he was referring to......

Ignoring these people, Lin Feng turned around and wrote three words on the blackboard.

The audience exploded instantly!

"I'll go!"

"It's called visionary!"

"Hahahaha, alas, I'm dying, I'm going to laugh for a while!"

"Holy! My worldview is instantly messy, and this is also called high-end, atmospheric? Where does this come from! ”

Even Professor Zhang, who was standing next to the podium, couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth when he saw these words, this guy really dared to think of anything!

"Have a baby?" The deputy director stood behind the stage and read this out, and his brows couldn't help frowning, what kind of medicine is being sold in this Lin Feng gourd?

"Well, you read it right, and I wrote it right, it's to have a baby. You see, if now I write down the cause and the process that just happened. Plant watermelon seeds...... Watering, watering...... Pine, soil...... Give...... Fat! Okay, when you connect these two, will it end up having a baby? ”

"Poof......

Before Lin Feng finished writing, the audience was already laughing.

After this was written, many people were asked again.

"If I can have a child, then I won't get married! Ha ha! ”

"Haha, I'm going! In this case, even if you give birth to a child, you have to give birth to a watermelon! ”

"Wow! I'm dying, Mom! After three years in college, I really didn't know that a university professor could give such a lecture! This guy deserves to be a model for our younger generation! ”

……

Lin Feng smiled and said, "Okay." Judging from everyone's performance just now, this will definitely not give birth to a child. Why is that? Well, from a biological point of view, it is simply impossible.

"So, in order to get the unexpected result of having a child, in order to remove the shackles of the incident, I just erased the cause and process.

"So now the problem is, my cause is planting watermelon seeds, and the process is also these three things, but the result is to have a child. What to do? Lin Feng pretended to be thoughtful, held his hand and asked, "How can there be such a result as having a child?" ”

"I can't really answer this question......

"Well, it really can't be born."

Many shook their heads.

Some people are even wondering, is this Lin Feng a wrong tendon in his head?

This thing has never played cards according to common sense, what tricks is he going to play at this time?

But no matter how much you play, you can't play with watermelon seeds as a child!

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Sep 25, 2016 17:12:37

(To be continued.) )