Chapter 91: A Love Action Movie with a Plot
Tomorrow is 515, the anniversary of the starting point, and the day with the most benefits. In addition to the gift bag and school bag, this time's "515 Red Envelope Flip" must be seen, how can there be a reason not to grab the red envelope, set the alarm clock high~
Everyone on stage was tired of laughing, but the performance was not over yet, and the burden was not over yet.
Yang An said: "Don't believe it, in addition to the currently released Hollywood blockbusters, those world-class classic love action movies can still be matched with Yuyu, and they are still good-looking!" ”
Li Yue hurriedly stopped him and stopped him from continuing: "You wait a while!" A romance movie is a romance movie, an action movie is an action movie, these two words can't be said together, these are two different types of movies, you know? ”
Sigh~
The audience shushed and snickered quietly.
Yang An was unconvinced: "Two different types of films can also be combined!" For example, war inspirational films, sci-fi horror films, police and bandit comedies, aren't they all a mixture! Let me ask you, the film of the hero saving the beauty has love and action, is this called a love action movie? ”
Li Yue was embarrassed: "Oh, heroes save beauty, there are martial arts action scenes, by the way, talk about love, are you talking about this?" ”
Yang An said: "Of course! The Titanic is like this, there is a life-and-death pursuit, an action martial arts scene trapped in the bottom compartment of a ship, and a thrilling escape of the hero and heroine, as well as beautiful and touching love, this is a standard love action movie, and it also has a plot, right? ”
"Yes~~~"
The applause rang out, and the audience burst into laughter and shouted!
Destroy the three views!
What words came out of Yang An's mouth, why did they completely change their taste?
Titanic is a standard romantic action movie with a plot, and some weird scenes pop up in the minds of many viewers...... Oh my God, that picture is so beautiful, I can't even think about it!
Seeing that Yang An just ruined the Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger's Death Squad series, and now he is destroying the Titanic again, many viewers feel that they have been taken by Yang An and fallen into the pit, crying and laughing, it seems that as long as Yang An has been praised, whether it is a person or a thing, there will definitely be no good end in the future!
Li Yue stopped him: "Yes, what, yes?" Titanic, do you match it into Yuyu? A boatload of thousands of foreigners all Henan dialect? This village is on a tour, isn't it? ”
Yang An said: "It's really good, it's very good-looking, and it will move the audience's tears down!" ”
The audience cheered, "Here's one!" ”
Yang An was still unhappy, and said to the audience: "Not enthusiastic! ”
The audience cheered and applauded even more enthusiastically: "Come on!" ”
Li Yue said: "Then how about you imitate one of the clips for us in Henan dialect?" ”
Yang An said: "Okay! I'll give you an imitation of a boat break! ”
Li Yue stopped him: "Wait a while, the ship is broken?" And the ship stood up, broke in two, and sank? How can there be Henan dialect in this? ”
Yang An argued: "Of course there is! Mandarin is like this, the boat is broken, click! It's broken! ”
Li Yue was curious: "What about Henan dialect?" ”
Yang An made a movement that was broken in two: "Click! ”
Hahahaha!
The audience laughed like crazy, as did everyone in the lounge, patting their thighs and laughing so hard that they couldn't get up on the sofa.
Yang An's words are all the second sound, and this Henan dialect is really ...... I can't complain!
Li Yue also couldn't cry or laugh: "Oh, the first time I heard that this sound effect still has a dialect!" ”
Yang An came hard, and came again: "Click~~ Kill your turtle grandson~~"
Hahahaha!
This guy is so hilarious!
Next, Yang An took the Yu version of "Titanic" and played it to his heart's content, for example, Ruth spit there, Mandarin is bah, Yu is compensation, and by the way, he has a small tail and scolds a turtle grandson.
Jack and Ruth also met and had a conversation in Yu, saying, "Nier, what are you doing?" You Nier, you look weird and energetic", amused the audience again.
Ruth wants to jump ship, Jack doesn't allow her to jump, the dialogue between the two has been changed in Henan dialect, and the breath of life can be seen at a glance, but it has its own funny aura!
In the end, the two still played the most classic scene, the two lay on the wooden board and parted with each other, Yang An lay on the table, Li Yue and the five hundred audience were soaking in the cold seawater!
The classic music sounded, and the two of them trembled, but they didn't enter the play, NG many times, either Yang An was trembling and couldn't continue, or Li Yue was in the play, what to make tea, rubbing his back or something, every time NG, the audience had to laugh.
The last official performance of life and death, the two were trembling on stage, and the family area under the stage stood up alone, bent over and walked to the side, just past the front of the stage.
Yang An's trembling face changed: "This person has a boat and swims very fast......"
Li Yue also reacted smartly, and now said: "Don't go, take us with you!" ”
The audience laughed, they loved to watch this kind of hanging, and interacting with the audience was always the most popular part.
The two of them lay on the table and trembled for a long time, facing the lines, and just after saying two words, the man came back again.
Li Yue shuddered and said, "I'm swimming back again......"
Yang An shuddered, looked at the audience, and stammered, "Are you ...... The monkey invited ...... Rescuers? ”
Hahahaha......
The audience laughed out loud, this Yang An always likes to joke about "Journey to the West", who is he imitating this time? Yes, this was said by Nezha, asking people about Guanyin!
After the performance of "Titanic" in Henan Style style, the audience stood up and gave applause to Yang An and Li Yue.
The two didn't change their coats, so they walked out of the backstage and waved and high-fived fans all the way.
Yang An said: "Here, I first want to thank the cross talk actor Gu Yan of Lin Yun Club, come to Gu Yan, you come up, and take a picture with everyone!" ”
A young man stood up in the family area, the old stubborn of Lin Yunshe, the apprentice of Cao Shulin, Cao Xiaobao did not come in this issue, and he was the one who carried the suitcase and luggage for Li Yue.
Gu Yan didn't have stage fright, hugged his fists and saluted the surroundings, and asked in Henan dialect: "Yang Anzhong is not hit?" ”
The audience laughed and shouted in unison: "Medium! ”
Yang An introduced with a smile: "Gu Yan is an authentic Henan person, these dialects in the book just now, he taught us sentence by sentence, if you still want to listen to this Henan Style in the future, you can go to Lin Yun Club to listen to Gu Yan's cross talk!" Thank you! ”
The three bowed to the audience again and exited together amid applause.
The door of the rest area opened, and Li Yue walked in, greeted by warm applause and cheers.
"Kill you turtle grandson~"
Ma Xin was holding a machine gun and shooting, causing everyone to laugh, Li Yue was stunned for a moment, and then touched his body, learning Yang An to shout: "Oh, I was shot, mother, it hurts so much~"
The rest area laughed, who had ever seen Li Yue do this?
Yang An is sometimes very funny and exaggerated on stage, but in real life, he is at most a humorous person, and his behavior is also normal.
But if a person like Li Yue, who looks normal on stage, suddenly becomes a comic after going offstage and entering real life, it will definitely bring endless surprises to everyone!
After Li Yue sat down, a group of people brought fruit plates and melon seeds, sent pure water, and all came to offer their courtesy.
Xiao Dongbei praised: "Teacher Li, what you said is so good, we all laughed badly in the rest room!" ”
Li Yue waved his hand: "This is not a normal performance, before Yang Anlin came on the field...... Hey! ”
The rest of the words were swallowed, and Li Yue didn't say anything.
This is strange, everyone is very curious, what did Yang Anlin do before he came on the field? It made Li Yue look helpless.
Could it be that Yang An temporarily changed the theme? It's not like it, the two of them said it so smoothly that it was impossible to change it temporarily.
Or did Yang An not perform according to the script, and temporarily hung a lot of content? It's not like that!
What would that be?
Li Yue's half sentence made everyone hook up their appetites, but unfortunately everyone is a competitor, everyone can't get to the bottom of it, and Li Yue can't tell the truth.
Jin Dabao changed the topic and asked, "Teacher Li, after going back last week, Yang An really learned dialects for three days?" ”
Li Yue said: "No, he didn't go to Lin Yun Club." ”
Everyone was surprised: "Huh? Isn't that stubborn creator? ”
Li Yue explained: "He is one of the creators, but this issue of "Henan Style" was written by Yang An a month ago, and we arranged it at that time. Is it true that every episode of your program is currently edited? ”
Everyone looks at me, I look at you, and they all laugh tacitly.
Since receiving the notice from the program team, everyone has made preparations in advance, and the preparation work has been close to a month, just to leave enough time for everyone to think about the script.
No team can even write a book with rehearsals and revisions with finalization, and it can be completed in a week, and comedy works are very inspired, just like the finale in cross talk, every performance comes out, and the quality will be higher and higher.
Li Yue sighed: "Everyone is the same!" Ma Xin: Let me ask you, how many programs have you prepared in advance? ”
Ma Xin said embarrassedly: "Three or four...... Brother Bei, you must have prepared twelve issues! ”
Xiao Dongbei laughed and hurriedly waved his hand: "Don't spread rumors!" Who said we were ready for twelve issues? I think you love to laugh brothers, and you have even thought about the program for the finals! ”
Bai Yutang argued: "Absolutely not! We thought about holding out for two rounds and then being eliminated, so we prepared four. We usually have the main drama of "Jianghu Laughter" to prepare, where did so many shows come from! ”
Jin Dabao grabbed a few melon seeds and threw them over, and smiled: "I dare to say, you kid will definitely dare to bring the book of the drama here to replace it at any time!" ”
As if he had been told to break his mind, the laughing brothers all laughed and tacitly agreed.
When the others heard this, they were wondering if they should also think of a way to survive on the stage of "Happy Comedian" for a few more weeks and take out some of the things they had performed before and change them.
The Kungfu team is the most painful, they are hard-core martial arts performances, the script is easy to write, rehearsals are the main thing, a new scene a week, they need to rehearse, they are the most stressed now, don't think that they are easy to do things when there are more people.
Zhou Jinci is also in pain, today's performance is very good, but who of the other players is not good? On the one hand, he is worried about his grades, and on the other hand, he is worried about his future works, and he is so entangled that he can't breathe!
Lin Yunshe, who was fighting against the water, has already finished playing its cards and is waiting to see the results.
After Yang An introduced the Baoling team, the sketch began, and the Baoling team, which was also fighting against the odds, was working hard to conquer the audience with their best performances and get votes.
The second issue of "Happy Comedian", a cruel competition system, one person must be eliminated.
It's time to announce the results again, and after the audience leaves, the six groups of contestants look at the empty studio and sit on the stage sofa!
Cai Xiaofei hugged his head and wailed: "I hate this link!" ”
Everyone echoed in their hearts, and looked apprehensively at Yang An, who was holding a hint card and smiling, but extremely annoying, and walked over.
Yang An smiled and said, "The results are announced below!" ”
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