Tomorrow is 515, the anniversary of the starting point, and the day with the most benefits. In addition to the gift bag and school bag, this time's "515 Red Envelope Flip" must be seen, how can there be a reason not to grab the red envelope, set the alarm clock high~

ranked fifth in the last issue, only one vote away from the sixth place, so it's no wonder that Yang An is not nervous.

After sending off the Kungfu team, Yang An introduced: "Everyone knows who the next group of contestants is, right, it is a cross talk show where everyone loves them, flowers bloom, and cars see tires burst!" ”

Sigh~~~

The audience laughed and shouted that Yang An was shameless.

Yang An was serious, and said with a serious face: "I only won the fifth in the last issue, and after I go back, I can't live up to everyone's love for me!" So I went back to the furnace to rebuild and learned a few tricks from my master, so I will invite you to cheer more later. Now, applause for me to appear! ”

How can there be applause to invite yourself to appear?

The audience laughed, gave the boos to Yang An, waited for him to go backstage to change clothes, and everyone talked about it when they were bored.

"What tricks do you guess Yang An has learned?"

"Who knows, what new tricks can cross talk have? It's not like that. ”

"I don't care, I didn't vote for Brother Yang in the last game with no conscience, I have to vote for him in this issue, he is fifth, it's too dangerous, he must not be eliminated!"

"That's right, with Brother Yang'er's usual urine, his show will only be good-looking, and it will definitely not be boring, so I must vote for him, and I must let him stay!"

The stage lights dimmed, and the audience fell silent.

The backstage actors were quickly ready, there was a sound of gongs and drums, the curtain slowly rose, and several big characters of Lin Yunshe appeared in front of the audience, and Yang An and Li Yue, who were wearing coats, walked out together.

Oh~~

The audience cheered and stood up to applaud Yang An and Li Yue, and the atmosphere was very warm.

Everyone in the artist's lounge looked at each other, envious, but helpless.

Xiao Dongbei sighed: "Yang An's popularity is too high......"

Jin Dabao also sighed again and again: "People are handsome, eloquent, and the cross talk is good, can the popularity not be high?" ”

After the two of them bowed on the stage, Yang An smiled and waved: "Thank you, thank you for your warm applause, I love you, you can love me too, but male compatriots, please shut up." ”

"I love you!"

"I love you!"

The shouts one after another, most of them were shouted by the male audience, and I saw Yang An's smile slowly solidifying on the stage, and the audience all laughed.

Yang An was depressed, pointed to the front and asked, "What's going on with the director team?" There are 500 people in the audience, how do you find all the male audience? What about women? Why can't I hear female fans? ”

"Here it is! Look here! ”

"I love you!"

"Brother Yang, you are so handsome!"

This time it's the turn of female fans to perform, on the one hand, these girls are coaxing, on the other hand, they don't want to see Yang An being troubled, when they hear that Yang An is in trouble for help, they don't have to show themselves desperately, they all screamed, and their voices were higher than the other!

Yang An held his belly with both hands and laughed: "I'll just say why no female audience loves me, ahahaha......"

This laughter is about to break, hermaphroditic! The audience couldn't stand it and laughed along.

Ouch!

A big girl is sending flowers!

This audience came from the family area, and only the family area is wide, and family members can also bring flowers in, and ordinary audiences can't carry these.

"Yo, I also sent flowers, I first recovered the flowers sent by female fans, thank you......"

Yang Anle stepped forward and planned to pick it up, but before he finished saying thank you, he saw the girl turn around, walked to Li Yue's side, shouted Teacher Li, and then handed over the bouquet of flowers!

Poofha...... The audience burst into laughter, patted their legs, pointed at Yang An, who looked embarrassed, and their faces were red with laughter.

I saw Yang An bent over and bent halfway, his outstretched hand didn't know where to put it, the smile on his face froze, not to mention how embarrassing that expression was, he couldn't be angry, he couldn't be angry, he had to keep a smiling face, and in the end he could only stare at the girl in embarrassment and hand over the flowers to Li Yue.

Li Yue is also a wonderful person, took the bouquet, and did not forget to say a word to his partner: "Yo, Mr. Yang, why are you bending over?" ”

Yang An stood up straight, returned to his position, and said with a depressed face: "The audience didn't cooperate with me at the beginning, and the female fans didn't give me flowers, and there were still viewers on the Internet who scolded me, what did you say, hurry up and get off the stage, there are also seniors in the cross talk industry who criticize me for not being qualified, you all together bully me, right?" Isn't it just that I didn't perform well in the last issue? As for bullying me, a primary school student in the cross talk world, like this......"

In the end, they all cried, and they pretended to raise their hands to wipe their tears!

The audience laughed and coaxed again, and no one believed that Yang An would be so weak.

Li Yue didn't want to say anything, and pulled Yang An's arm: "Hey, hey, don't say so wronged, you did say a little bad last game......

Yang An suddenly changed his face, held his head high and shouted confidently: "It's okay, failure is success it, the fifth in the last game, I learned from the pain, and went back to the master to learn a few tricks, this time, I let you see, how a primary school student in the cross talk world said good cross talk!" ”

Good!

The audience applauded as if they had been beaten with chicken blood.

Li Yue was curious: "What tricks have you learned?" ”

Yang An said: "I was half-dumb in the last issue, which is equivalent to two courses, and I learned a few tricks after I went back, and now I am a little dumb!" ”

The audience laughed, Yang An's self-created half-dumb is absurd enough, and now it has become a little dumb, he is too capable of!

Li Yue was angry and funny: "You mean, when you learn to sing, you have made a little progress?" ”

Yang An said confidently: "That's right! Speaking of learning to sing, I made up a homework, learn! ”

Li Yue asked, "What did you make up?" ”

Yang An said: "Local dialects! ”

Li Yue nodded: "Come on, come on, why don't you test you and see how you learn?" ”

Yang An waved his hand and said confidently to the audience: "No problem!" Report the name of the place, and I will immediately greet you in the local dialect, without ambiguity! ”

The audience was happy and scrambled to scream.

Yang An This is a real skill, when he practiced lip work when he was a host before, he concentrated on learning this, he knew a little bit about the dialects of major cities across the country, and the audience couldn't help him, and when he reported his name, he came as soon as he opened his mouth.

"Zimbabwe!" An audience member shouted, and Yang An's smile froze.

Is this a place name? Ah yes, yes, but he can't take it, he can't speak the Zimbabwean dialect!

The others rejoiced and coaxed: "Morocco! ”

"Congo!"

"Ethiopia!"

Yang An hurriedly stopped them: "I heard for the first time that China's territory has extended to Africa!" You can only ask the domestic dialect, there is nothing Congo-Libyan or anything......"

"Holland!"

Another buddy shouted.

Yang An pointed in the direction of the buddy: "This big brother, you go out, and Europe can't do it!" ”

The audience laughed, and Li Yue hurriedly grabbed Yang An: "Why are you driving people to the audience?" People are talking about Henan, can you speak Henan? ”

Yang An was reminded, laughed awkwardly, and ate his hands: "Ouch, I was wrong, that big brother, you come back!" ”

This string of Henan dialects amused everyone again, and the male audience was not angry, knowing that Yang An was amused, and took the lead in applauding his Henan dialect.

Li Yue said: "Yo, what you say in Henan dialect is still like that?" ”

Yang An said: "Of course! In order to learn the essence of the Yu language, my master gave me emergency training for two days, and on the last day I flew to Henan to experience the atmosphere of the Yu language. I went to one of the most lively movie theaters, bought tickets to enter, good guys, the whole movie theater is showing dialect films, the first hall is showing small domestic movies, the second hall is showing Hollywood blockbusters, all of them are in Yu, especially good-looking, the villagers are very happy to watch......"

Li Yue hurriedly stopped: "You wait a while, Hollywood blockbusters, it's also Yuyu?" ”

Yang An nodded: "That's right!" ”

Li Yue didn't believe it: "Hollywood blockbusters, shot by a group of foreigners, open their mouths to speak Henan? ”

Yang An nodded: "Uh-huh!" All the imported blockbusters have been translated into Yu, without exception, especially good! ”

Li Yue picked his head: "Hollywood blockbusters, can any film be translated?" Then let me ask you, the American blockbuster "The Expendables 6" is also dubbed in Yuyu? ”

Yang An nodded and learned to move: "Of course!" Sylvester Stallone holds a gun and kills your turtle grandson~~~"

Burst!

The audience burst into laughter, applause and cheers, and the audience erupted in the first wave of Gao Dynasty, this Yang An version of Stallone who spits Henan dialect is really too dirty!

Yang An continued, giving a thumbs up and boasting: "Arnold Schwarzenegger, tough guy, right?" Oh mother, it hurts~~"

Baba Blah ......

The tears of the audience who laughed so hard that they didn't close their mouths were about to fall, Yang An, this guy, shouting pain when you shout pain, you are still touching yourself, just like a girl, this is a tough guy?

Is this Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Can you learn something good?

Li Yue also laughed: "Okay, you are talking Yuyu, you have changed the tough guy into a soft egg!" ”

Ruined!

A good movie was ruined by Yang An in an instant!

The audience laughed so hard that their facial muscles were sore, if anyone saw the movie played by Stallone or Arnold Schwarzenegger in the future, or mentioned the word death squad, I am afraid that the first thing that comes to mind is Yang An holding a gun and shouting loudly, "Kill you turtle grandson~"!

Everyone in the lounge is also laughing, although there are many actors in the Northeast, there are also many actors from the Central Plains, and some people can also speak a few words of Henan.

No one thought that a Henan dialect could be funny like this, and Xiao Dongbei praised it: "Cross talk says that there are four lessons to learn and sing, and I know that this 'learning' contains various local dialects, and it seems that there are a lot of things that cross talk actors need to know!" ”

Ma Xin explained: "In the old society, cross talk actors went to various places to perform in order to make a living, in order to be grounded and attract local audiences, saying that the local dialect was the basic lesson that must be learned!" Brother Yang, this is a bit of real effort. ”

Cai Xiaofei wiped his tears with laughter: "It's the first time I've ...... Think Henan dialect is so funny...... We have a colleague from Yu Province, and I don't think he's funny......"

Jin Dabao's mouth was full of smiles, clapped his hands and said: "This is the same as a chef, the same ingredients are given to different people to make, and the feeling is completely different!" ”

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PS: "Henan Style", and you have to watch the small theater version, the 47-minute version, a cool search. The comedian's version of the competition was changed from this small theater version, losing a lot of baggage and cutting a lot of content. Okay, go ahead and ask for recommendation votes. The starting point fan festival or something, it's all the text added by the starting point itself, I can't delete it.

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