"And what about the future? After the matter of the Shi family was revealed, what reason did you use to stay? Qiu Yun asked rhetorically, "With you/mother's character, she dares to become an enemy with the Shi family." At that time, the only thing you can do to prevent the two families from getting into a fight is to make things clear about you and the soldiers. Otherwise, you/mom's anger will only pour out on the Shi family's head. ”

Lin Xuefei was silent for a moment, nodded and said, "Okay, you're right. But I'm still not afraid. ”

"Why?"

"Because Xiaobing said that the two people in the Lin family care most about 'face', and I," Lin Xuefei said seriously, "and I, shameless." If they want to die, then everyone will die together, as long as they are not afraid of the Lin family's face being disgraced. Anyway, I'm a small soldier, so I have a certificate...... If you really can't get pregnant, this is called 'hostage-taking'! If you don't say yes, you have to say yes! ”

Qiu Yun was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly said, "That's right!" I've always considered things from the perspective of Lin Xuefei before, but now that it's you, there's no need to be afraid at all! You're right, everyone used to be taboo about this kind of thing, that is, to take care of face, if it's really like you...... If you don't want a face, you can't do anything! You/Mom is a person who wants to save face, and if people say that she is poor and loves rich, she will definitely die in a hurry......"

"So, the truth is on my side," Lin Xuefei snorted twice, "The soldiers will come to block it, and the water will cover it." In the words of our national leaders, what is this called? We don't take the initiative to make trouble, but we are not afraid of things! ”

"Then I'll watch you perform!" Qiu Yun was afraid that she would not be lively, "You are not Fei Fei I just said this now, don't tell Xiaobing." Of all the people, I look at you/mom the most unpleasantly! When I was in college, I was so arrogant! Even the cadres of our student union dare not speak out. There was a student who took out a paper and sipped his nose during the exam, and she insisted that it was cheating! You said that people took out a tissue paper and sent it to their nostrils, so how can they cheat? Where to write the answer with snot? But she knew that she was looking bad, but she refused to let go, and finally said that she would let this student retake the exam, and there was no punishment......

"Wow! And what's going on? Why don't you report to your superiors? ”

"Reacted useful? Who would dare? Qiu Yun rolled her eyes, "Besides, it's almost time for that product to retake the exam." Originally, the study was not good, and when the exam started, I planned to sleep first, and then copy the answers from my roommate when I was about to hand in the papers, but I slept too deeply for half an hour after the exam, and I caught a cold, and then I wiped my nose. Who would have thought that they would be so unlucky to be discovered by you/mom during the inspection tour? On that day, the leaders of the department inspected the grassroots level, caught up with the final exam of our department, the leaders in the hall came together, the whole school was like a big enemy, an examination room was invigilated in front of the other, there were dynamic cameras in the classroom, and there was an off-site invigilator outside the door, this product had no chance to cheat, and the make-up examination was proper...... Anyway, if you take you/mom down, it can be regarded as venting your anger for the previous unlucky students in her hands. When she was teaching her students, she said all day long, 'What about my daughter, how about you bunch of garbage, you are too young to study, you don't go home at night, and you still open your house!' Prostitutes/women still charge money, you are all free! ’…… Ha! Now let her taste it! ”

"I'm going to go, so spicy? Could it be the legendary 'Exterminator'? ”

"That's it! Every menopausal woman has the potential to become 'extinct'. Your mom is a classic menopausal syndrome, and it's the kind that hasn't been cured. Especially when I checked the dormitory at night, the ghosts cried and howled everywhere I passed, and there was no grass. Do you know how our foreign language girls sing? 'Men are roaring, women are screaming, extinction is roaring, extinction is roaring......'"

Lin Xuefei listened directly to it and was happy.

Qiu Yun continued: "Later, the girls in the department said in private, oh, saying that it was 'extinction', there must be obstacles in the life of the two couples, and they were obviously not nourished enough, so they were angry with students all day long, especially beautiful girls......"

"You dare to say this!"

"What don't you dare? Do we have evidence? Uncle Lin is also a mentor, and from time to time he has to be invited out to give lectures, summits, research seminars, etc., and often takes his group of graduate students to do research everywhere, and he is not at home for a few months a year," Qiu Yun said, "And Fei Fei also said before that her father would go into the study as soon as he came home, and it was common for him to work until one or two o'clock, in such a state, how many shots could the two of them come a year?" No wonder 'Extermination' hates students opening houses the most! Even if you are ruthless, even Fei Fei was squeezed by girls at school, and I am the only friend. ”

"You can just guess this question, and it is still very interesting to spread this...... I thought college was a nice place, but I didn't expect it to be like this, and I regret that I didn't go to college......"

"Fei Fei......" Qiu Yun said suddenly.

"What?" After Lin Xuefei was interrupted, she looked at Qiu Yun inexplicably.

"Actually, I have a stage name......"

"A stage name? When was this? How did I not know? When you were in college, you took it? Have you ever performed on stage? ”

"No...... The Lun family said that the stage name of the Lun family was ...... 'university'. I can fulfill your desire to go to college......"

Lin Xuefei's expression suddenly froze. The two men looked at each other for a moment, and burst into laughter almost at the same time. Lin Xuefei ripped off the mask on her face without any scruples, threw it into the garbage basket, and laughed unscrupulously while tickling Qiu Yun's itch, and Qiu Yun was not to be outdone, and bravely scratched back, and the two made a mess on the sofa.

The two of you tossed back and forth for a while, and Lin Xuefei saw that Qiu Yun was already a little out of breath, so she slowed down her movements and said, "Okay, don't make any more trouble, go to bed early!" I went to brush my teeth and wash my face. ”

"Alas! Fifi! Qiu Yun suddenly stopped Lin Xuefei, "Let's sleep together!" ”

"Why?"

"It's been like this before! In winter, it was cold, and it was dry and hot to sleep until midnight with the electric blanket on, and we both slept together. ”

"Oh, good!" Lin Xuefei answered and entered the bathroom.

After a while, Qiu Yun also came in, and the two of them finished all kinds of washing and skin care work before going to bed while chatting about dressing and shopping. After finishing the incident, the two changed their pajamas and got into the bed. When they first entered, they were warm, and after the two of them lay down, Qiu Yun turned off the electric blanket, and then squeezed Lin Xuefei's side. There is no heating in the winter, and people don't like to turn on the air conditioning, so they rely on quilts to support the whole sky. Lin Xuefei and Qiu Yun, the two women, generally have a eiderdown quilt and a quilt, and then a small quilt is pressed under the soles of their feet. After going to bed, both of them tucked the quilt tightly to prevent the wind.

After lying down, Qiu Yun asked in a low voice, "Fei Fei, how did you feel about your 'first time' today?" ”

"It hurts! What else? I didn't expect it to hurt so much when a woman, I heard that giving birth to a child hurts even more, and it hurts more than a knife, and I'm a little scared. I used to get injured in training when I was in the army, and that's it, I'd rather be stabbed when I gave birth. Don't you know, at the beginning, I was so hurt that I wanted to kill people......"

"So it hurts? It doesn't make sense! I hurt a little the first time, and I just screamed......"

"Maybe people are different, it's said that there are women who are virgins, but they don't have membranes, and they don't hurt or something, isn't it strange? Besides, men also have a size difference, doesn't it hurt to meet a thick one? ”

"That'...... How big are creeps? ”

"This ......" Lin Xuefei didn't know what to say.

"What? You won't even say that? ”

"Don't forget I'm a creep, okay? How to answer this kind of topic? Exaggerated or shrunk? ”

"Tell the truth! I've seen more men, who doesn't want you to ......"

"It's usually so big, so thick...... Lin Xuefei barely stretched her hand out of the quilt, "It's probably so long when it's hard...... Such a rough ......."

"Oh......" Qiu Yun was startled, "So thick!" It's the size of a duck's egg, isn't it? ”

"It's a little bigger, it's just not ......long enough," Lin Xuefei said regretfully.

"What are you talking nonsense?" Qiu Yun said, "Why do you want to be so long?" The excitement of our Oriental women is not so deep, you are all Yanmar when we are? I used to meet a super fat big boss, and Ding Ding was only a little longer than his thumb, but as long as I took the initiative to do it, I could still make myself very comfortable! If you want to worry about this, you might as well worry about whether Juntao and Vika can be 'harmonious'! As far as the length of the soldier is concerned, although it is not proud, it is already good, and the roughness is very surprising, okay? No wonder you say it hurts, and if I had it for the first time, I don't think I would have felt better. ”

"Uh...... And this statement? In fact, such a man in the gym is about the same...... Because muscles stimulate androgen production, it will naturally help in some ways. ”

"Wouldn't it? What do I think of those photos in bodybuilding magazines, the muscular men's dings seem to be relatively small? ”

"That's just a visual, if I ...... I mean creeps. If the soldier gets into a state of muscle congestion, his will do the same," Lin explained, "Before taking those photos or participating in bodybuilding competitions, the athletes will do some moderately intense exercises to make the muscles congest and expand, so that they can have texture." After the muscle is congested, there will naturally be less blood flowing to the tintin, and the tintine will retract into the body. Not only that, but in winter, when men are frozen, they will also retract; It also shrinks after a lot of exercise......"

"That's right...... Stretch freely? ”

"You think it's a spring!" Lin Xuefei said, "Then there is, squats and other exercises in muscle training are to exercise thigh muscles, you don't have a comparison in the photo, you can't see it, in fact, after the thigh muscles are congested, the leg circumference will even reach 70, 80, the thickest is close to 90 cm, and the waist circumference of a thinner woman is only 50 to 60 cm, right?" Thighs are thicker than a woman's waist! As soon as the two such thighs came, of course, I felt that Ding Ding was small! Actually, Tintin is not small at all......"