Li Yuquan never imagined that a game that he was accustomed to would almost make him angry to death.

Originally, this way of the competition, whether it was in his own city, or now he is taking the city's elites to compete with the elites of the province, he has passed all the way, and he thinks that the champion of this competition is already him!

But there was a strange thing halfway through, not only did he not speak in a positive shape, but he also had no track to follow when he started to do things, and he didn't play cards according to the routine at all.

No, this penultimate game is so crucial, this kid actually made such a couplet that even children know in order to make himself embarrassed.

What's more, I will be tricked!

was actually set by such a strange thing that looked like a flow, and he accidentally hit it twice!

How could a person like him, who was outstanding everywhere, tolerate it?

He thought, since you want to scold people, then I will accompany you!

I don't believe how high the IQ of a person who would write such a couplet at this time would be!

I'm going to come out and come up with one that not only scolds you, but also makes you unable to answer, and finally I will answer myself and scold you again!

Let you take off your clothes in anger and be ashamed in front of everyone!

Li Yuquan wrote his first couplet on the red paper with a brush, "snapped", slapped it on the table, looked at Lin Feng defiantly and said, "That's right!" ”

Lin Feng took a look: Which of these mongrels is Mr.

Ho! Swearing?

This guy seems to have succeeded in being provoked by me, and he still learns from me?

Could it be that people at the level of this kind of academic tyrant are so good at the second grade?

Copied my ideas like this, and came up with such a question that I thought was difficult, I really thought I couldn't answer it? And then make the next couplet yourself, so that you can humiliate me, and let me passively embarrassment?

It's really okay to talk to yourself about yourself, and it's so painful to be idle!

This handsome guy has a system with me, and I carry a super large library with me wherever I go, don't you still know this?

I still want to scold the mongrel, heh! It turns out that it's just like that, and I thought how awesome the top students would be who won big and small awards!

This kind of couplet, even if I close my eyes, I can't answer it!

But brother has a plug-in.

No matter how difficult the question is, I just need to find it, and I will definitely find the answer.

Lin Feng sneered, and made a very sad action, Oh Mom!

This link is also scolding, and it is scolded so without any sense of disobedience.

How sad!

Lin Feng seemed to have seen this guy's green face again......

After remembering the answer, Lin Feng picked up the pen and began to write on the red paper: Poetry and books, Yili, Spring and Autumn are many serious, why ask Lao Tzu.

After writing this sentence, Lin Feng read it out together, but when he read it, the tone was as if someone owed him five cents and never paid it back, which was hard to hear.

The judges just stood aside, and when they saw Li Yuquan's Shanglian, they were already a little speechless, this guy is really a master who does not suffer. This person scolded as if it was even more exciting than Lin Feng's just now.

Not only did the main crops be included at once, but also scolded the mongrel!

But when he saw Lin Feng's downlink, he was even more speechless, this guy is not a loser! When others call you a mongrel, you let the family be a grandson......

And judging from the couplets alone, the battle is quite good!

One is crops, which are loved by the common people.

The other is the Four Books and Five Classics, which are loved by the literati.

But these are also just a foil,

The important thing is that in such a comparison, the upper link and the lower link are not at the same grade at all - Li Yuquan is like a street singer performing in a caravan.

Originally, Li Yuquan didn't expect Lin Feng to answer at all, but when he saw the few words written by Lin Feng and heard Lin Feng read out this couplet in a reprimanding tone, his face turned green again......

This kid was just kidding me last time!

He didn't expect that Lin Feng would be able to match such an unpopular thing as a couplet, and he was scolded again.

Looking at the stunned Li Yuquan, Lin Feng raised his eyebrows proudly: "Sample, play this with me?" You're still a little tender! ”

This time, Lin Feng didn't let the judges score, because he knew that this time it was a tie again, and in the end, there were only three questions left, so he had to quickly let this guy pick up his clothes!

Thinking about it, Lin Feng used the reading privilege card again and found the couplet area.

Soon, he discovered that these couplets seemed to be all too well known, and almost everyone knew that they were absolute through the ages.

So Lin Feng chose not to look for it anymore, he wanted to make one himself, whether it was good or not, the important thing was not to let him answer.

But what to make?

He looked left and right, up and down, alas! Pregnant!

Soon, he wrote a few words on the paper, and said very confidently: "Come on, take off your pants!" ”――

To be continued -

Jul 25, 2016 23:57:05

I fell asleep seven or eight times while writing this chapter......

I was really spoiled by life, and the 36-degree hot weather made it on the roof for almost a day, and I didn't finish dinner until half past ten in the evening...... Hurry up and pass it on.