Chapter 3: Childhood sweethearts have tsundere otaku attributes that seem to be very good
"Childhood sweethearts are an important existence that distinguishes between two-dimensional and three-dimensional. Childhood sweetheart is an important sign that the son of the two-dimensional plane wins at the starting line, you can always be a street neighbor with her for more than ten years, you can also only date her for a few years, but the end result is the same. The biggest significance of her appearance is to provide a candidate who does not need to be deliberately attacked for the initial favorability, but it means that the time for her to attack should be advanced, and the flag should be erected early" - Kazuya Aragaki "Memoirs of the Age of Seventeen"
The excessively high initial favorability means that childhood sweethearts don't need to be deliberately attacked, but they are generally exchanged for a tragic hairpin ending, but in any case, she is a two-dimensional must-have character. However, for Kazuya, apart from his sister, he doesn't have a childhood sweetheart.
Generally speaking, the key moment to determine the relationship between childhood sweethearts is kindergarten, and then it's elementary school, and after middle school, the plot is about to unfold, and the opportunity to set up a flag is gone. So the question is, what are you doing when you are in kindergarten?
The lazy author Jun continues to quote Kazuya Aragaki "Memoirs of the Age of Seventeen" below:
"I spent my childhood taking care of my younger sister, and Ayase gave me hope and courage to change myself, and I also devoted my greatest energy to the infinitely glorious task of taking care of my sister. For this reason, during the kindergarten period, that is, before Ayase was 3 years old, I didn't have time to worry about other things, taking care of her, playing with her, and putting her to sleep, and I basically took care of the work that should have belonged to my parents.
Looking back now, did I have any neighbors at the time? Probably yes. At that time, the neighbor did seem to have a girl of the same age, but I don't remember what she looked like or what kind of person she was, and I don't think I blame me, you must know that the presence of that guy is as thin as that of my current tablemate, Megumi Kato. The lack of outstanding personality is a fatal flaw, which means that she will not take the initiative to play with me, and will not take the initiative to help take care of my sister, so I will not have much in touch with her. Of course, I remember the last thing I said to her, which was a kind goodbye after she moved in sophomore grade: 'Have a nice trip, and we'll see you later.'" ’
I remember a great god once complained: The attribute of childhood sweethearts is to provide a chance for the kind of girl who doesn't have clear attributes.,So childhood sweethearts don't need extra attributes.。 In my opinion,This industry-recognized attitude is really unfair to childhood sweethearts.,If the personality of the childhood sweetheart is obvious.,Then her popularity will naturally go up.,Then she may avoid the tragic fate of NTR.。 Therefore, I must find a childhood sweetheart with clear other attributes, otherwise I don't need it, this is called rather lacking than indiscriminate.
So, there was once a neighborhood girl waiting for me to plant a flag, but I didn't cherish it, if God gave me another chance to choose, I would still do it, and now maybe I will never see her again, but I don't regret it, especially when I found the person in elementary school who I once thought was the perfect candidate for childhood sweethearts. ”
Insert chapter: The melancholy of the pear pear
It's been almost a semester since I became an elementary school student, and Sawamura Spencer Eiri still hasn't found friends, no, I can't say that Eiri has no friends, in fact, from kindergarten to elementary school, Eiri has never had a few friends. The cute appearance brought by the Japanese-British mixture, the blonde double ponytail, which greatly distinguishes it from other classmates, makes Ying Li Li has always been the idol in the class, a celebrity among classmates, but Ying Li Li is not happy, because she can feel that the classmates who like her are because of her special appearance, and there are very few people who are really willing to talk to her about the games and comics she loves.
So, when she found that the first student in the class had anime merchandise from "Little Love Rhapsody" exposed in his school bag, she was surprised beyond words.
"Remember, it's called Aragaki Kazuya-kun, okay, just talk to him, it's quite rare for boys to like "Little Love"."
So, when Ying Li Li cleverly pretended to accidentally knock over Kazuya's schoolbag and found the whole season BD of "Little Love" in his school bag, Ying Lili's heart boiled in an instant. In the most enthusiastic tone since going to school, Eiri asked politely with the impeccable etiquette that she had cultivated since she was a child in a diplomat's family, "Aragaki-san, do you have time?" I still have a little problem with this math problem! Then, before Kazuya could reply, he was pulled impolitely to the stairs of the hallway.
"Does Aragaki-san also like "Little Love"?"
"Well, it's okay."
"Bought a whole season of BD, is your family rich? I have the whole collection too! ”
"Ah, how could it be, ah no, this, it's not bad. Anyway, is it really good for you to hold a boy like this, isn't Sawamura-san, in my impression, very ladylike? ”
"Don't change the topic, do you like Princess Yingli, which male protagonist do you think she is the most compatible with, Serbis, the knight of childhood sweethearts, right?"
"Well, he really doesn't look good?"
……
Ignoring the other party's vague answer, Ying Lili was sincerely happy to have found a homemate, as if, in the next few days, she didn't have to be sad about not having a friend.
On the other hand, Kazuya, who had just bought "Little Love" and intended to expose it to Ying Lili, breathed a sigh of relief in his heart: BD**'s result was as he expected. That's right, all of this was deliberately arranged by Kazuya, whether it was deliberately exposing the anime periphery when Ying Li Li passed by him, or unzipping the schoolbag when Ying Li Li rushed in front of him with the momentum that was obviously about to bump into him, and faked the illusion of a "knocked over school bag", it was all deliberately designed by Kazuya after formulating a sophisticated strategy plan. "But I'm still too anxious," ** successfully and also launched self-reflection in a timely manner, "without watching the whole episode, I rashly attracted Ying Li Li to talk, causing myself to almost show my stuffing, but fortunately Ying Li Li was too excited to be able to get through the trick, and it can be regarded as an escape, and then I still have to be more fully prepared!" ”
Since the beginning of admission, he has noticed the British pear, blonde hair and double ponytail, generally with a bit of tsundere attributes, Japanese-British mixed-race, popular with classmates, but it is obvious that there is a sense of disobedience in the process of talking to classmates. After a little investigation, it became clear that Sawamura Spencer Eiri is an otaku, a new-age otaku who grew up under the cultivation of an otaku father and a rotten mother, and her favorite game is "Little Love Rhapsody", and she often goes in and out of game stores and anime merchandise stores alone after school.
Although he also adheres to the childhood sweetheart, he can have it, but Ying Li Li is such a perfect object, he will not let go, after a year's pocket money advance, he reluctantly won the full season of the "Little Love" anime BD, and launched a bait offensive and was a great success.
"Although BD was originally going to give it to her directly for brushing favorability, but since she already has it, she can't give it away, forget it, it's better to keep it for herself. This kind of woman can show Ayase to the princess knight or something, no, no, no, if you show Ayase, let her learn from the princess in it to have unrealistic dreams, otherwise it is easy to be deceived by the Asasa hairpin maniac like Scum. In the end, Kazuya chose to hide BD under his bed, and he didn't know why he looked like he was hiding a little yellow book.
After that,Kazuya and Eiri pear became housemates who talked about everything.,Kazuya even hid from his family for a time to fight the winter comi alone.,The purpose is just to buy a rare fanfic for Eiri pear.。
I believe that everyone has a similar experience when they were young, that is, when they are less than 120 cm tall, they bump into a young man or adult who is more than 160 cm, and they can only look up when they hit a tree. And Kazuya deeply experienced the feeling of being lost in the forest and overwhelmed in this winter.
In the terrible flow of people, Aragaki and was also dazed, with his small body, he could only try to maintain himself from being squeezed by the rushing crowd, and the official booth of "Little Romance" that had been set in advance was naturally out of reach. Luckily,In a certain sea of people drifting,He found a booth that sold a little fantasy fandom.,And then bought a few copies of the same people of all ages who thought the plot was exciting.。
So the next day, when he also offered a treasure in front of Ying Lili, he will never forget Ying Lili's happy smile and words:
"Well, my mother's drawing is good, isn't it, and Kazuya-kun likes it too?"
"Huh? Ah, oh, yes, haha......"
"That's right, that's right, you're all-age-oriented, I have an R18 here, it seems that my mother didn't think she was satisfied, so she didn't go to photocopy."
Mrs. Spencer, after cultivating your daughter's interest in the house, you still dare to put the R18 fandom in a place where your daughter can reach and then not dispose of it, are you sure you are doing something that is in line with the law?
Ah no, it's the pear that should be complained about, kid, you're only seven years old, you're only seven years old, okay, why are your peers still playing with mud, you know R18, how abnormal this world is.
At this time, Kazuya felt that the resentment in his heart was enough to break through the sky.
However, in any case, Aragaki Kazuya paid enough price, and although there were always subtle deviations in the goal, a satisfactory result was finally achieved, namely: Eiri Ri became a good friend of Kazuya, yes, a friend of the otaku.
Kazuya's excellent results have become the best umbrella for the two.,Eri pear every time on the grounds of asking Kazuya questions.,And Kazuya discuss various ACG topics in the corner.。 The combination between the elegant lady and the top achiever with top grades, no one expected, the two are discussing various anime and games.
If time is suspended at this time, and then fast forward directly to ten years later, then this will be a perfect childhood sweetheart's flag.
However,Probably because of the active strategy of Kazuya, the red fruit fruit, the dissatisfaction of the world line.,This intimate relationship between the two sides only lasted for a year.,Before being promoted to the second grade.,The harmonious relationship between the two came to an end.。
P.S is the first update today, recalling the killing direction. A friend saw my pen name in the comment area and was a little worried about whether I would add the characters in the stomach medicine album.,This rest assured.,Absolutely not.,The author Jun Ke is an HE party.,Game Coda four endings,In addition to Yukina TE,The author Jun only watched the part where Xiaohong beat Brother Chun in Winter Horse TE.,The other endings are too sadistic and fast-forwarded.。 In the album, the author just doesn't like Brother Chun, and sometimes I think it's best to think about winter snow lilies or something. Of course, WA2 will play a soy sauce at some time, which may involve the plot of the day after tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, above. Thank you.