Chapter 60: The Bear Arrives Home

In the middle of the night, the wine bottle also bottomed out, Li Da understood and walked back, Li Xiaopang and Biao Ye were also ready to make another round, and then they could squint in the shack for a while, because in the second half of the night, it basically stopped.

"Uncle Understand, ask Qingzi to send you home." Li Xiaopang was a little reassured, mainly because Li Da understood that it was the famous Li Erliang, and the two were drunk, and they were basically drunk.

"This little wine is not enough to moisten the throat and eyes-" Li Da understood that his tongue was a little big, but this kind of person was most afraid of saying that he drank too much. Taking advantage of the hazy moonlight, I walked home step by step. The night breeze blows exceptionally briskly.

There was a noise on the side of the road, it was a field of budding rice, and the corn stalks more than a man tall were densely packed and faintly shaky.

Wild boars have come here again? Li Da shook his head vigorously in understanding, and then saw a black shadow on the ground, breaking down the budding rice stick.

It's definitely not a wild boar, it's not so tall - Li Da understood and was relieved, and then began to get angry: This month, the bud rice has just started to fill the grout, and it can't be eaten yet, and it's a waste to break it down, who is so lacking in virtue!

Looking at his figure, he is not a child, Li Da understood and roared: "Who, who doesn't sleep in the middle of the night, runs to other people's fields to cause trouble, and is not afraid of explosives in the ground!" ”

The bomb he was talking about was a small bomb for the villagers' self-government, with a lot of broken glass bowls and stubble inside, and the outside was wrapped tightly with hemp. A few years ago, when I first contracted to the household, I was worried that the old sow would go into the field and bring disaster to the crops, so I put fried seeds on the ground and smeared them with sesame oil. If a pig comes in and smells the fragrance, it will fry as soon as it bites.

The power of the fried seed is not small, it can blow up the mouth of the old sow and half pull it half, and if it can't eat, it can't continue to feed.

In the middle of the night, Li Daming's shouting was particularly harsh. However, the one on the ground was indifferent, and only responded to Li Da with the sound of clicking and breaking the bud.

Is it reasonable to be a thief - Li Da understood and was also annoyed, touched the ground for a while, touched a large clod of soil, and then rushed up at a trot.

Rushing closer, the man was facing away from him and continuing to break the buds. Li Da understood that he didn't directly hit it with clods, worried that it was someone from Tunli, so he reached out and patted the other party's shoulder, and the palm of his hand felt fluffy, it seems that this guy knows how to be a thief, and he is still wearing a fur coat, Li Da understands that he is even more angry, and asks loudly: "What about you!" ”

The man turned around suddenly, snorting, and a cloud of hot air hit Li Daming's face, almost spitting him up. This time I finally saw it clearly, only to see that the other party's head was covered with long black hair, two small round ears, and a pair of shiny little eyes were also staring at him suspiciously.

Alas, oh mom, the bear is blind -- Li Daming was scared out of white sweat, and the wine woke up at that time. There was a man across from him, a blind bear standing there. This thing, in the area of the Black Blind Tun, has been extinct for more than ten years, and it is no wonder that Li Da understands that he is not vigilant at all.

I don't know, because Li Xiaopang cooperated with Monkey San to engage in artificial rainfall, which made this forest a great attraction to wild animals, so the unworthy black blind Zitun finally found its mascot this time.

If the villagers get together to talk about the return of the black blind man, they will definitely be very interested. But it would not be so pleasant to meet the black blind man face to face, as he is now. Just this big black blind man, standing up more than one person tall, with a big slap, it is estimated that Li Da understands that it is good to have half of his face left.

Not only that, but the most powerful thing for the black blind man is its weight, and after capturing its prey, the black blind man likes to shove the prey under its ass and ravage each other with its fleshy buttocks. Hundreds of pounds, who can stand it?

This black blind man was originally happy to break buds, it is not the kind of stupid bear that people often say, what black blind man breaks buds, breaks an ear and throws an ear, that is purely, this guy is to break a ear and stuff an ear into his mouth, and even the bud rice in it is chewed together, fragrant and tender, and he hums when he eats it.

There is a well-known local legend about the black blind man breaking the buds. Break off a spike, clip it into the armpit, and then break off another spike. As a result, the one just now fell to the ground, so that in the end, only one ear of bud was left in the armpit of the black blind man.

Especially for those little babies who learn knowledge, they forget the same when they learn, and they say that it is a black blind man breaking buds.

But this black guy is not the legendary one, he chewed the corners of his mouth foaming at the mouth, and he was eating comfortably, a little forgetful, and even ignored Li Da's clear cry. It wasn't until he was tapped on the shoulder that he turned around, and he saw a person sitting on the ground -- Li Da was so frightened that his legs were weak, and of course he couldn't stand.

This guy was annoyed at the time, who was it, and he was also angry when he was disturbed by someone to eat, so he slapped a few times demonstratively, then turned his buttocks, and pressed against Li Daming, ready to give him a corporal punishment.

Li Da understood that he grew up listening to the legend of the black blind man, and of course he knew it well, so he hurriedly rolled on the spot and rolled directly into the drainage ditch on the ground. The gutter was less than two feet wide, and it was stuck in it all of a sudden, and I couldn't even run away this time. Li Da understood that he secretly complained in his heart: I am blind with such a great knowledge.

The black blind man swayed and ran over, and just as the huge slap was about to be slapped down, he heard a dog barking, it was Qingzi, who heard the movement here and ran first.

As soon as he saw the dog, the black blind man's hatred immediately shifted, and he roared and went straight to Qingzi. Don't look at this guy who usually seems to be very clumsy, but that's an illusion, and the speed of launching Weilai is not slower than Daqing.

"Aoko is back!" Li Xiaopang's call came from afar, his eyesight was better, of course, he could see the situation here, although Qingzi was powerful, but if he was slapped by the black blind man, he couldn't bear it.

Daqing didn't want to fight the black blind man head-on, so he retreated, as for the two sheepdogs of the big tiger and the second tiger, they would have long since run away with their tails between them.

This black blind man is estimated to have been chased by a hunting dog, so Aoko's hatred is very steady. However, its speed is not as fast as that of a dog, and it roars angrily.

At this time, Li Xiaopang also rushed over and yelled a few times at the black blind man, and the black blind man immediately shifted the target again and began to chase Li Xiaopang.

It is estimated that he has encountered poachers, otherwise, he would not have such a great hatred for people - Li Xiaopang pondered as he ran, because he had heard Uncle Biao say that wild animals are afraid of people after all. Under normal circumstances, this black blind man would have fled a long time ago.

Li Xiaopang has absolute confidence in his speed, so he unhurriedly controls the distance between him and the black blind man, leading the goods in circles. The black blind man could only eat ashes after him, and he roared angrily.

Biao Ye also ran over and dragged Li Daming out of the ditch: "Haven't you been licked by the black blind man?" ”

You know, the black blind man's tongue is equally powerful, it is full of barbs, and someone has been licked by the black blind man, and half of the skin and flesh of his face are gone.

Seeing his companion, Li Da understood that he could finally stand up, but he still didn't speak very sharply: "No--nothing, Biaozi, I'm back today, the black blind man knocks on the door-the bear is home, the black blind man goes up to the beam-the bear is on the top, the black blind man jumps into the well--the bear is in the end!" ”

At this time, there was still leisure to play tricks, and Uncle Biao was also angry: "I see that you are a black blind man looking in the mirror - look at your bear-like!" ”

After speaking, he pulled Li Da to understand and ran, because he also saw that Xiao Tian led the black blind man back again. Send Li Daming to the entrance of the village quickly, Biao Ye turned back, he didn't worry about leaving Li Xiaopang alone to deal with the black blind man.

As soon as he walked a few steps, he saw a scene that shocked him extremely much: I don't know when, Li Xiaopang had already caught up with the black blind man, and they all fell together!

Even a fierce hunter like Biao Ye didn't dare to fight hand-to-hand with the black blind man with his bare hands, Li Xiaopang simply ate the heart of a bear and swallowed the gall of a leopard.

"Xiaotian, you hold on first, I'll give this guy a stick!" Biao Ye raised the big stick in his hand, which was a pickaxe handle, which could directly open people's heads.

Li Xiaopang stretched out his hands, firmly grasped the two big slaps of the black blind man, and shared a cucumber stand with it. However, he still had the leisure to speak: "Uncle Biao, you rest first, I have to knock down this bear egg thing today." I'm almost chasing after the tunzi, it's like a bear at home! ”

Originally, Li Xiaopang pondered and ran back to the village, he didn't even want to hurt the wild boar, let alone the black bear.

Unexpectedly, this bear blind man went too far, and chased him into the village, although we are called Black Blind Tun here, but you are not welcome.

In a fit of anger, Li Xiaopang simply turned around and fought with the blind bear. He thought so: he would definitely not lose to the black blind man in terms of strength, and he would be more flexible than the black blind man, so there was no need to be afraid of it!

If you are an ordinary person, you really don't have the courage and ability. It should also be the bad luck of this black buddy, when he encounters Li Xiaopang's metamorphosis~ state, he can't use his strength, but he was pushed and shoved by Li Xiaopang, and he was a little unstable on his feet.

Several times he wanted to open his mouth to bite his opponent's arm, but Li Xiaopang forcibly removed his arm, and almost dragged the bear paw into the mouth of the black blind man.

What made the black buddies even more angry was that this little fat man relied on his long legs and kicked it in the belly, which really hurts. It also wanted to launch the same counterattack, but its lower limbs were too short, and it was good to be able to stand firm, so it was not able to fight back at all. It's so angry that it's all that's left to scream.

At this time, Li Da understood that he was screaming at the entrance of the village, and the villagers rushed over one after another, holding all kinds of guys in their hands, and surrounded the black blind man from afar. The people of Li Xiaopang's family also came out, including the stupid uncle, and when they saw Li Xiaopang still with the black blind man on the cucumber stand, they immediately opened their voices: "The doll and the bear dance, dance, dance, one, two, one!" ”

Yaya rushed to the front, running all the way to Li Xiaopang's side, screaming in her mouth. Li Xiaopang understood, but it was a little difficult: "If I let go, it will slap me in the face, and if I want to let go, I will let go together, and let's have one, two, three!" ”

After shouting three, he suddenly let go and pulled Yaya back together. Then the blind bear ran after them like crazy, roaring and rushing at them.

"Foul!" Li Xiaopang grabbed Yaya and ran away.

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