Chapter 59: Second Senior Brother's Nemesis
Getting up from the ground, Li Xiaopang threw down the dirt on his pants. And Uncle Biao stretched out his big hand and stroked the brains of the two sheepdogs, and soon, the sheepdog brother Mao was smooth again, and continued to eat with his head down.
"The big fool and the second fool have to strengthen the re-education of the poor middle peasants!" Li Xiaopang muttered and walked towards the shack not far away, which was newly built during the day, propped up a few logs, surrounded by green grass, sitting in it, and smelling the breath of nature.
Just two minutes after sitting down, Li Xiaopang came out again, followed by several small planes, all trying to suck his blood. The big mosquitoes on the mountain are big and poisonous, and a bite is a big red envelope, which is so powerful.
Uncle Biao is still experienced, pulled a few handfuls of mugwort, put some hay underneath to ignite, and covered the artemisia annua on the top, and immediately the smoke was billowing out, and there was no flame when it smoked, and it was accompanied by a pungent spicy fragrance, and all kinds of flying insects were afraid to avoid it.
The smoke went up, sitting next to the fire but not choking at all, the two of them sat cross-legged, with two big sticks of self-defense beside them, while smoking, chattering, the grass was fragrant, the insects chirping, but also moisturizing.
The two sheepdogs were lying in front of Uncle Biao, and Qingzi was lying on Li Xiaopang's side, and he put his head on his calf, squinting his eyes and enjoying it. ”
Said Monkey Three, Monkey Three arrived, only to see it standing up and walking over, and suddenly stretched out the monkey paws behind him to Li Xiaopang's eyes, and there were two big potatoes on the paws.
Just have a heart-eating eye - it makes Li Xiaopang have a headache: we are here to see the green, not to harm the crops!
Monkey San didn't care about this, threw the potatoes into the fire, and looked at the posture, they were ready to roast and eat. Biao Ye happily touched its monkey head: "Monkey spirit, this fire is mainly cage smoke, if you want to bake potatoes, I will burn a bunch of potatoes for you." ”
Don't look at the five big and three rough tempers, but they are very patient with the three green monkeys, and they brought a few bundles of artemisia grass, all of which are dried, and after they are burned out, they bury the potatoes in the ash heap and slowly simmer the potatoes. Monkey San squatted aside, his eyes rolling wildly, probably studying.
Li Xiaopang had nothing to do, so he carried a stick to patrol around, and in the night wind, his very unobtrusive voice floated: "The king sent me to patrol the mountain——"
Not to mention, after walking for a few miles, I really found a herd of wild boars, under the leadership of the pig king, about to rush into a budding rice field. Li Xiaopang put the big stick horizontally, and shouted loudly in his mouth: "Bold thief, don't be rampant, a certain family is here, wow, ah-"
As soon as he was like this, the boar snorted a few times, spread its hooves and ran. Li Xiaopang decided to teach these guys a lesson, shouted in his mouth, and chased after him, looking at the momentum, he had to smash Huanglong.
Li Xiaopang's speed is fast, and as he sees that he is getting closer and closer, he is about to touch the pig's tail. As a result, the wild boar was also annoyed by him, turned around, and wanted to duel with Li Xiaopang. So the chase drama just now continued, but the two sides swapped places.
was almost arched by a wild boar, Li Xiaopang was so embarrassed that he ran back like a desperate person. At the critical moment, the reinforcements arrived, and Biao Ye led three big dogs to meet him with great momentum.
Li Xiaopang was overjoyed: "Master Biao, you are the one who flew violently on the Yang Bridge back then!" ”
Under the expulsion of the three big dogs, the wild boar turned around again, but looking at their unhurried appearance, they obviously did not take their opponents seriously. This also made Qingzi angry, pounced, bit the hind leg of the pig king, and pulled hard, but he didn't move.
Although the wild boar has rough skin and thick meat, it was still bitten by Qingzi, and this rammed cargo turned around and hit Qingzi. Qingzi's body is agile, dodging left and right, and the wild boar can't touch it.
Squeak - Monkey Sanyi was annoyed: Dare to bully the puppet brother, do you still have the puppet mountain king in your eyes!
Chiller rushed over and joined the warband. The big wild boar was concentrating on dealing with the big green dog, and he felt a tingling pain at the root of his tail, and felt as if there was something more on his back, so he snorted and suddenly jumped up more than two feet high. Look at Li Xiaopang's straight Kaba eyes: It turns out that pigs can jump so high!
The monkey was struggling with the pig's tail, and was thrown into the air in the cold. Good monkey three, two small paws struggled to grab the pig's tail, the body swayed dexterously in the air, and did a chic somersault, and after the wild boar landed, it also fell back to the back of the wild boar, but this time it was replaced by the front of the boar's body.
The monkey's three little paws slid and pulled, and naturally grabbed the ears of the two pigs, causing the big wild boar to shake its head and tail, scream and jump, and turn in circles in place.
"Haha, Senior Brother really specializes in subduing Second Senior Brother!" Li Xiaopang clapped his hands and applauded, and at the same time he also approached, flew up, and kicked the back crotch of the big wild boar: "See if you dare to come-"
The big boar of three or four hundred catties was stunned and told him to kick him to the ground. Fortunately, the monkey was clever, jumped up and fell to the ground, otherwise, with its small physique, if it was really suppressed by a wild boar like a hill, the consequences would be unimaginable.
The wild boar fell to the ground, and the three big dogs rushed up to bite indiscriminately, and before the big boar got up, Biao Ye also rushed up with an arrow, using both hands and feet, and holding the wild boar.
It took a lot of effort for the two of them to tie the hooves of the big wild boar, and they were so tired that they were panting. As for the wild boar on the ground, just now dying and struggling, a big pit was dug out of the ground, and it was lying in the pit at this moment, humming unwillingly.
Li Xiaopang raised his foot and kicked on the pig's neck: "If it had been a few years ago, I would have slaughtered you to eat meat!" ”
How can the wild boar take this, his neck shook, his fangs almost reached Li Xiaopang's calves, and he snorted twice in a rough voice: If you have the guts, you can slaughter me!
Hey, isn't it a competition, believe it or not, I'll go back and get the pig knife now, and tell you to cut off your children and grandchildren - Li Xiaopang is also angry, but this big wild boar is not afraid of boiling water, and he has nothing to do.
Just as he was itching the root of his teeth, he saw Monkey San running back again, holding an artemisia stalk in his hand, squatting in front of the wild boar, poking straight into the pig's ears, and poking the big wild boar to let out a miserable howl like killing pigs.
Attaboy! Li Xiaopang's eyes lit up, because the third monkey's artemisia stalk still had a red fire head, which poked the pig's ears and exuded a pungent smell of burning.
When the little monkey was burning the fire at home, he liked to play this the most, and he didn't expect it to come in handy today, poking the big wild boar ****, the senior brother is really the biggest nemesis of the second senior brother!
It's just that the artemisia pole was poked a few times and then it was extinguished, so Li Xiaopang felt that it was very unpleasant, and asked the monkey to get a few rough ones in his mouth, so as to leave a deep impression on the unruly wild boar, so as not to always harm the crops in the future.
Monkey San was playing, and soon brandished two burning wicker sticks, the thickness of a thumb, and before he could hit the wild boar, this guy howled, and it turned out that he was also afraid.
"If you make a mistake, you will be punished, today I will get you an ancient punishment, tattoo words on your ears, and burn a boy while burning a stealing word. It's a hero, don't call it! Li Xiaopang likes to tinker with tricks the most, and the big wild boar screams even more miserably when he sees the red fire head dangling in front of him.
Of course, Li Xiaopang can't be really hot, and seeing that the wild boar is almost scared, he grabbed its ears and warned: "This time I will spare it for the time being, and next time, I will definitely give you a tattoo and send it to the slaughterhouse." ”
After they untied the rope that bound the wild boar, this guy got up with his bones, and his spirit was obviously a little sluggish, and he no longer had the momentum of disobeying the Heavenly Empire just now, and his soul might be greatly damaged.
Squeak, Monkey San waved the wicker stick in his hand, the big wild boar snorted, turned around and ran, it seems that he was really scared by Monkey San. The little monkey was still bouncing in place, barking non-stop, very frightened.
Uncle Biao also smiled and nodded: "It is estimated that this group of wild boars will no longer dare to go into the field to cause trouble to the crops!" ”
Dare-Li Xiaopang flaunted his martial arts and walked back to the shack, Monkey San ran in front of him, and when Li Xiaopang arrived, he saw Monkey San using a wicker stick to pull potatoes from the ash heap. After fighting with the wild boar for more than an hour, the potatoes should be cooked.
Because it is roasted over a simmer, the potatoes are golden in appearance and exude a sweet fragrance, which also hooks out Li Xiaopang's gluttony, and goes up to copy one, and the two hands are back and forth, and they keep blowing up.
Monkey San squeaked a few times in dissatisfaction: How did you teach your puppet just now, and now you eat more actively than anyone else?
After cleaning the ashes on the potatoes, Li Xiaopang took a small bite, sweet and noodles, after eating potatoes for so many years, it was the most fragrant this time.
"This year's crops are also growing exceptionally well, it seems that our tunzi is really a transfer-" Biao Ye also pulled out a few potatoes from the ash heap, which he added when Li Xiaopang was patrolling.
A few big dogs were also hungry and wagged their tails around Uncle Biao, but the potatoes that had just been picked out were too hot, and they really didn't dare to give them food.
Hearing Uncle Biao say this, Li Xiaopang suddenly remembered that when he was carrying out artificial rainfall, he also carried it with him on the field east of Tunzi, no wonder the potatoes were so delicious.
"Someone is guarding and stealing, I'm here to expose you today-" I suddenly heard someone shouting not far away, and as soon as I heard the voice, I knew that it was Li Da who understood, and I saw him carrying a wine bottle in his hand and walking over slowly.
After stuffing a salted duck egg for Biao Ye and Li Xiaopang, Li Da shook the wine bottle clearly: "Go to Hanbei with two mouthfuls——"
"I still understand that Uncle is exquisite, this is to reward the three armies. Don't worry, those wild boars are scared, and they will definitely not dare to harm the crops again in the future. Li Xiaopang took a sip of wine and felt warm in his stomach.
After telling the story of subduing the wild boar just now, Li Da understood that he regretted it and slapped his thigh: "Oh, I know that I will come a little earlier, and I will kick my feet to relieve my anger——"
After speaking, he turned to Monkey San: "San'er, you have a lot of credit, come, take a whole bite!" ”
Monkey San bared his teeth at him, pulled the wine bottle aside with his little paws, and then concentrated on dealing with the potatoes in his hands, it is a good boy, and does not drink, except for fruit wine, of course.
Li Da understood and was not annoyed, and blew on the wine bottle by himself: "San'er, you have made a great contribution, and you must be rewarded." If this doesn't work, your ancestor has sealed Bi Ma Wen, so I'll seal you a Bi swine fever-"
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