Once upon a time, we all thought that the monkey was not going to make a big deal.

Until Guanyin found the scriptures, we laughed at him for not being able to persevere. I didn't expect this monkey's endurance to be much better than we thought.

Unexpectedly, this monkey finally became a fighting Buddha!

Our group was not convinced. In terms of appearance, we dumped him ten streets; In terms of figure, I don't know how many people are scared by his vulgar appearance! We are different, people love each other, flowers bloom, in the words of the world: "male god" and "goddess".

There is also a lot of strength, and we all miss every day when we bullied him.

However, after he became a fighting Buddha, he suddenly had a large number of blind fans in the world, and we were still not convinced with a black face.

Until a dark and windy day in one month, he came.

We drank together, chanted poetry together, caught lice on his body together, and we were all drunk. I don't know who started it, and punched Sun Monkey in the face, and the monkey smiled and said Continue to continue, we greeted Sun Monkey unceremoniously

The next day, Sun Monkey blew up. The originally thin arms and thin legs were now swollen in a big circle, and when he looked at his face again, the barefoot Daxian greeted happily: "Bajie, you are here too." ”

The drunken appearance of the monkey is still very cute. On his plate-sized face, a thin slit is about the eyes, and his nose seems to be crooked, why is his mouth getting bigger and bigger?

The barefoot immortal only thought that Bajie was coming, and stopped Sun Monkey again, shouting: "Bajie, come, happy today!" Drink! ”

Sun Monkey had not yet woken up from his drunkenness, and in a daze, he picked up the flask again and drank it. The barefoot immortal winked at us all, as if to say, "Look, it's drunk again." Let's run, shall we?

We were all awakened by the new appearance of the monkey, and we were still in the mood to continue drinking. After a discussion, one by one snuck away.

We are very serious about emphasizing that we are not afraid of monkeys. Done, scattered!

Within a few days, a burst of monkey cries spread throughout the fairy world. The petty officer below reported: "Velvet Dream Fairy. Sun Wukong took out the golden hoop stick on his body, smashed the Eight Immortals' Mansion, burned the mansion of the barefoot immortals, and flooded Fu Lushou's mansion, and now it is coming in our direction."

She smiled faintly and said, "It's time to come." You go and place all the people in our mansion in Huaguo Mountain, and my sister will go there. After the monkeys have smashed or burned or flooded this house, you will build a new temple for yourselves. ”

When she lived in this palace, she had just been promoted to the god position. It's been tens of thousands of years now, and she's just getting tired of seeing it, so let the monkey do a little coolie!

After the arrangements were made, the Velvet Dream Fairy floated away, leaving only a white figure for the petty officials.

It didn't take long for Sun Monkey to really knock on the door. Knowing that this velvet dream fairy has always been good at hiding, Sun Monkey waved the golden hoop stick in a hurry, jumped off the somersault cloud, and walked towards the palace step by step. The more I walked, the more angry I became, this velvet dream fairy looked good, and put an empty city plan for my grandson! My grandson has to make her suffer!

Sun Monkey roared and shouted, "Velvet Dream Fairy, my old grandson has to catch you!" Today, my grandson will take your mansion out of anger! ”

This roar was heard clearly by the more velvet dream fairies who had gone out far away. At that time, the Velvet Dream Fairy stood on top of the ruins of the Eight Immortals, and the Eight Immortals stood in a row at the door with blue noses and swollen faces, as if waiting to visit.

The Eight Immortals looked at the Velvet Dream Fairy sympathetically, and said in unison: "Poor child, it is better to be beaten up like us." ”

"Fortunately, seeing you like this today, I'm worth it! Not to mention, sister has to go and see how the barefoot immortals and Fu Lushou are doing" The Velvet Dream Fairy's hiding skills are unmatched, and she knows this very well. The Velvet Dream Fairy, who didn't care about it at all, went to other immortals to see the excitement.

When I came to the Fu Lu Shou Mansion, a row of three people stood at the door, with endless waves behind them. Looking at the three identical fat men, Velvet Dream Fairy stepped forward and asked with bad intentions: "Can the three great immortals tell Xiao Xian your respective names?" ”

"Just now, the monkey called you, and you can't escape." The three looked at her with even more malicious eyes, as if they were pitying a beggar on the street.

The velvet dream fairy touched her ears, and she didn't know why she had a faint sense of foreboding in her heart

Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will arrive!

There was an angry roar behind him, and a certain monkey rushed over with a precious golden hoop stick.

"Velvet Dream Fairy, where to escape?!"

"Ah!!!!!!!h Surprised and exclaimed, I didn't expect the monkey to know how to shoot back the carbine!! The Velvet Dream Fairy hurriedly fled for her life!

The monkey followed behind like a cat and mouse, not far or close. The velvet dream fairy who was rushing in front was sweating on the top of her head, and secretly said that it was carried today!

You chase, I escaped, and I came all the way to the underworld. The Velvet Dream Fairy, who was not familiar with the underworld, walked across the Nai He Bridge, overturned Meng Po Tang, and came all the way to the end of the underworld - the reincarnation realm.

Sun Monkey also stayed in the reincarnation realm at the same time, and pounced with a sneer. Said: "See where you flee from the dream fairy?!" ”

"Sun Wukong, Sun Dasheng, I don't know if I can let Xiaoxian go today?" Seeing that he could not escape, the Velvet Dream Fairy hurriedly showed weakness and was afraid of sycophants.

"You plucked out the monkey hair behind my ears after my grandson was drunk, it's really hateful! Today, my grandson is going to abolish you! "A certain monkey has beaten the white bone spirit three times, so you can't expect a monkey who doesn't understand feelings to take pity on the jade. Men and women, it's just right!

was wasted by Sun Wukong's mana, it is better to be reincarnated! As soon as this idea came to me, it took root in my heart and grew like crazy. If. Bring the monkey to the realm of reincarnation as well.

When the time comes, they will all be humans, who is afraid of whom! The Velvet Dream Fairy is out of the way, anyway, she can't escape the waste of her body cultivation, it is better to try her best to break the mana of Sun Monkey! Looking at it this way, she definitely won!

Velvet Dream Fairy pretended to surrender and said, "Hey! Pity me, I can't escape today! I'm standing here, you fight! ”

"Acquaintance!" Sun Monkey praised. After speaking, he held the Ruyi golden hoop stick in his hand, and went down with a stick on top of her head! The Velvet Dream Fairy hurriedly dodged, and after passing sideways, he stopped Sun Monkey and hugged Sun Monkey tightly into the reincarnation. The careless Sun Wukong hurriedly pushed away the Velvet Dream Fairy, and used the immortal method around his body to rise up with all his strength. How do you know that everyone in the reincarnation world is equal, and she was born a few days later than the Velvet Dream Fairy during the struggle.

"Wow" cried, and a new life came into the world.

"Look at this girl, how handsome her little face is!" Next to her, a beautiful woman gently slid over the little doll's pink face.