Miscellaneous: Journey to the West characters sue the author
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Journey to the West characters sue the author
The first to appear is the silly white sweet, earthy and round author. The author walked calmly, ignoring the angry eyes of the characters in the Journey to the West. Dong Shi imitated the style, so the mediocre and elegant, all in all, he sat on the stool and said confidently: such a free and easy action, it is a bold and informal, but a generation of heroine style~
"The author is big, even if you show your face this time, you won't let me go back and suppress the unwarranted demons, right?!" Erlang God looked flattering, and finally came out, he really didn't want to go back to the little black house, wait for the author to remember, and then make arrangements!
After speaking, the eyes behind him were burning, and the hot back was dripping with sweat. The group of people behind him must have been thinking about his treachery in their hearts! Today they came, not to seek exposure, but to denounce the author! Denounce her unkindness and cruelty!
Always, everything from the author, they have to be against!!
"Ahem." Sun Wukong cleared his throat. He is the one with the most power to speak, and he has a leadership role in this group. His expression was serious and serious, staring at the author and trying to make a hole. continued: "The hateful author, if you pick on my grandson's disgraceful things to narrate two or three, you can't let my grandson walk away with a wishful golden hoop stick?!" To tell the truth, if you make trouble again, my grandson will smash your little black house and release everyone! When the time comes, see how you end! ”
"I'm so scared~~~ Erlang God, come over and hug me and comfort my injured little heart." The author patted his chest and summoned the god Erlang.
Erlang God didn't say a word, flew up, and gently hugged the author and cared for him. Haha, this author's favorite person must be him, right. Erlang God was very proud in his heart.
"Nymphomaniac! It's just a little white face, and my grandson can too! After speaking, Sun Wukong changed into a handsome guy in the world, blinking his eyes, coquettish, cute, begging for a hug, this Sun Wukong showed it vividly.
Seeing that, two men fell. The characters of Journey to the West here are panicked. Xiaoxian, as the heroine, is favored by the author, and she is at the forefront of the charge.
"The author is great, hard work. Writing 120,000 words is really not easy in our opinion. It's just that you said that you arranged monkeys to amuse you in the rockery, which involved the old story of Sun Wukong, which is really unkind! Besides, I'll also say two words to you, the devil who arranged controls the rockery monkey, and Sun Wukong is controlled by others, that's it. Why is it involved in the matter of the heavenly court? Everything has cause and effect, and the arrangement of this heavenly court is not unfounded. It's not that Sun Wukong is making trouble in Heaven, so we made this decision~ The demon caught here by you is a character who specializes in provocation, don't let humans misunderstand our Heavenly Court's style! ”
"Yes, yes, yes. Xiaoxian is absolutely right. Here, I solemnly apologize to all the immortals in the heavenly court, I'm sorry. Small thoughtless, next time to improve. The apology was sincere, and the author of a good baby bowed deeply to Journey to the West and others.
Journey to the West and others are used, this is the first thing to do since this crusade, very good, and successful! Congratulations on the victory! Each of them looked at Xiaoxian with satisfaction, and then looked at the obedient and obedient author.
"It's time to talk about me, I'm struggling. The author is big, the first time you arranged the peach blossom (Erlang God), let the Erlang God fly away. It's been 100,000 words before you have grown this peach blossom into a flower bone. The rotten peach blossom (Cheng Yude) arranged for the second time is still trying to save a small life, which is too unreliable! The author is big and can arrange a normal peach blossom ...... Trees? Speaking of this, Xiaoxian's face was full of shyness, covering her face with her hands, and she didn't dare to look up at people.
"Haha...... It's greedy, but I like it. I'll think about it. "Perfunctory. Secret Dao: Greedy, greedy, where to arrange so many peach blossoms? Yue Lao knows, don't criticize me?! She didn't dare to disturb the marriage between the world, the demon world, the demon world, the fairy world, and the ghost world.
"The author is great, don't you feel a little guilty about me?" The green dragon jumped out, and a trace of soul appeared. He changed his name to Su Qing after reincarnation. At this time, he still looked like a green dragon. With a gloomy face, a desolate and desolate secluded road.
"Ah...... Qinglong, you still have a lot of roles to play. The back volume concentrates on arranging for you, how? For this child, the author greatly felt too much emotion. I am also very sorry for him in my heart, and I can only make up for him.
Qinglong smiled, much happier. Lehe's taking a back seat.
"The author is big, small Cheng Yude. I'm about to leave the scene, so I beg my subordinates to show mercy and give me a whole corpse? Cheng Yude walked out timidly with a bald head, a crooked face, and a veil.
"This ...... Okay, good, leave it for you. The author hesitated for a while, and saw Cheng Yude looking at her with a melancholy face, and the heartbroken expression made the author unable to bear to bully him, and hurriedly said yes.
"Thank you." After thanking him, Cheng Yude turned around, walked in the corner, and squatted down. Alone.
"Huh." The author laughed dryly. It was a bad decision to come here today to accept the complaint. However, by digging deeper into their hearts, she can know how to abuse them!
I don't know what the author is thinking, and these little white sheep enter the author's mouth one after another...... No...... It's in the stomach.
"The author is great, my boyfriend has been mentioned by you repeatedly, is he coming back from heaven?" Miao Miao thinks that her boyfriend hasn't been a day or two, but it's really heartbreaking!
"This ...... The secret of heaven cannot be revealed? "The author pretends to be mysterious, with an underwhelming expression that I know, but I won't tell you.
Miao Miao grinded her teeth, revealing two rows of white teeth, biting her arm, blood flowed all over the ground, Miao Miao was full of blood, and chewed the meat in a big gulp. This appearance frightened the author.
Erlang God walked over and slapped Miaomiao's arm. Intact as new. Erlang God glared and reprimanded: "The author is big and she is timid, don't use illusions to scare her!" ”
It suddenly dawned on me that the author was like eating a belly of undercooked meat, and the diaphragm was turned upside down. Now, what about this group of Journey to the West characters? Selling cuteness all the time, pretending to be cute all the way, isn't it??
Miao Miao restrained, naughtily stuck out her tongue, and quietly moved to the back.
"The author is great, you see the money I owe to Qinglong, when can I pay it back?! I've been thinking about it for 18 years, but you commanded me to beat the bear spirit, and if this continues, I will strike! Hei Di had a cold face, he didn't like to owe money the most, and he owed it for 18 years. This violates his bottom line of being a man, okay?!
"Woo...... I didn't have a role, so I took Sun Wukong to the bear market to show his face, and there was no arrangement. Whining...... You're still on strike, it's naughty! Cheng Gravity said sourly.
The author greatly dodged the gaze of gravity, not because he didn't arrange for him, but because he ...... It's a bad ending. How can you tell him this?
"Good, good...... It's not okay to pay back the money, you can go into business next. The author hurriedly replied to Hei Di, who was still his most powerful assistant, to appease and appease him, and to be obedient in the future.
"Okay, what questions do you have, can you mention it when it's 200,000 words?" The author raised his ass sharply and disappeared before their eyes.
The characters of Journey to the West are dumbfounded, they haven't finished asking yet?!
Don't...... Fight again next time?!
"Xiaoxian, next time you and Sun Wukong tie the author to a chair. We need to interrogate her! "Erlang God is on the sidelines to give advice.
"Good. So, isn't it time for us to take a curtain call? Sun Wukong asked
"I'll do it." Xiao Xian stopped the task on his body and took the initiative.
The characters of Journey to the West said that they had no opinion.
"Hello~ I am the author's favorite and favorite fairy. Meng Meng Da~ Friends who like me, remember to support me! A recommendation can make the author squatting in the background scream with joy. A comment, the author who brushed the data in the background saw it greatly, and he must reply seriously, and humbly accept the suggestions ~ I wish everyone a happy and happy look!
ps: That silly white sweet, fat and round author is great, even though it is very good, but it belongs to us, don't rob it! ”
"Don't rob it!" Journey to the West is emphasized.
In this way, the first complaint slipped away at the speed of the author......
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